Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa's sister posted some videos:

 

[OttoWest]

Did we know Coco was driving with a permanent handicap pass?

 

[I call shenanigans]

Did we know Coco was driving with a permanent handicap pass?

J probably qualifies for it. The pass is often for the passenger rather than the driver.

 

[stupid frog]

I am unreasonably angry about her being angry about people who grate their own cheese. Is she really so stupid as to not know that pre grated cheese is coated so as not to stick together and therefore doesn't actually melt well?

She's too fat to do it herself.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not going to eat pizza every meal for a week straight.

This blatant lack of determination is why you're not a high-powered fashion influencer like Corissa.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Spoiler: more cheese sperg

I am a filthy pre-shredded cheese buyer. It's as simple as that it's not feasible for me to buy four different types of cheese to make a pizza blend. I don't eat that much pizza, and the oil coating helps stop fungal invasion until I can finish off the bag.

You can just make up your own mix, use what you need, then bag up the leftover and keep it in the freezer.

 

[Simpers]

I will join in the cheese sperg by saying it’s retarded to make fun of grating your own cheese. Buying it as a block or wedge means you can use it in multiple ways. That said, there are times when you need pre-grated: making basic-ass comfort-food pizza, Taco Bell-style tacos, eating out of the cheese drawer with your hands at 2am, etc. I always buy pre-ground pecorino too because that shit is like a rock.

SWIM SERIES LMFAO. I thought she meant like… swimming. For recreation or exercise. But nope true to form she just means CONSOOMING swim attire!

 

[beautiful person]

Did we know Coco was driving with a permanent handicap pass?

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People who fat themselves into disability accommodations annoy me so much. There are usually only so many handicap spots at stores, and these young people who would otherwise be able-bodied, take them up because they think being intentionally corpulent is a political statement.

At least when (fictional) Homer Simpson did it, he was just trying to force his boss to let him work from home. (Every time I read this thread I'm reminded of that specific episode of The Simpsons. (Plz excuse my autism.))

 

[Octopi]

At least when (fictional) Homer Simpson did it, he was just trying to force his boss to let him work from home. (Every time I read this thread I'm reminded of that specific episode of The Simpsons. (Plz excuse my autism.))

I always think of it too, and then I think about how in that episode, he's aiming to weigh 300 pounds. J is probably more than double that by now...

 

[Poopfart]

People who let their dog eat from their own plate or feed them with the same utensils they’re using make me wanna vom. I once saw someone let their dog lick their ice cream cone and i was horrified.

 

[FarmVille]

Imagine being the unfortunate server or people at adjacent tables and seeing someone let their gross pet eat off their own plate, on the table no less, then take more bites after that. Revolting.

This is every table at every restaurant in SoCal

 

[multiverse]

People who let their dog eat from their own plate or feed them with the same utensils they’re using make me wanna vom. I once saw someone let their dog lick their ice cream cone and i was horrified.

It's utterly disgusting. Unhygienic, foul, rancid, putrid, virulent, and disgusting. There aren't enough words for the feeling of watching that video.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Corissa's a pig, so I can't say I find it shocking to witness two animals sharing a trough; still, it doesn't exactly come across as cute and quirky as I'm sure she wishes it would - instead, all I can think is that her breath must be an absolute sensory assault.

 

[Angry New Ager]

People who let their dog eat from their own plate or feed them with the same utensils they’re using make me wanna vom. I once saw someone let their dog lick their ice cream cone and i was horrified.

Agreed. She could potentially have ordered a small portion of meat and rice just for the dog, or asked for a small plate to put the dog's portion on, but feeding him straight from her own plate and fork? That is so fucking gross. Even if she was the prettiest woman in the world and not a grossly disfigured eatbeast, I'd still be grossed the fuck out by that video.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

People who let their dog eat from their own plate or feed them with the same utensils they’re using make me wanna vom.

Especially since that's a restaurant.
I know they have dish washing machines but that's still a little unsanitary.

 

[Simpers]

I am a dog person and this made me gag. It’s one thing to put food from your plate onto the ground for your dog, or to scrape it some leftover chicken when you’re finished eating.

Totally feral behavior to feed it from a plate you’re actively eating from too. I guess this is part of her down home farm girl persona! Little does she know, she’s one of the livestock in this equation, not the farmer.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Hanging out with the family (and wanting podcast recommendations since she’s about to go on a road trip)

 

[Clotso Coof]

Oh no, Coco, your mom looks like she's going to outlive you.

I bet Juliana is too fat and in pain to take a road trip.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

 

[thejackal2]

Corissa IG:
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Real "country living" complete with a sidewalk and neighbors within earshot. What a lunacy her entire life is.