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I GOTTA SPRAY FOR SEVERAL DAYS EVERY TIME SHE GETS BANNED.
 
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
I mean, we definitely have a disproportionately high number of autistic users. Autism and degeneracy go hand-in-hand, but we're also pretty well known for not being tolerant of that shit.
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Really, you pretty much  have to at least have some subclinical Autistic traits to be interested enough in Internet drama to post here, so that checks out. I mean, I'm here because I've got what could fairly be described as a special interest in human psychology, and this forum is the equivalent of a digital Amazon rainforest when it comes to Neurodiversity. Especially if you include the cows, but I've seen enough since last October to feel like I might actually be on the more normal side of things for regular users, and that's really not something that I've ever thought I would say unironically.

Honestly, I'd give someone one of my kidneys if they could get the great Sir David Attenborough to narrate a documentary about the different forms of madness that intersect here:

The General Discussion forum is a place where Kiwis go to discuss subjects too Autistic for usual threads, but not Autistic enough for the tangled inner sanctum of the Thunderdome. Here, rules are relaxed, and the only thing that stands between users and the discouraged practice of "Powerleveling" is common sense and the basic human emotion referred to by Normies as shame. Incapable of feeling shame, a young, Antisocial Russian woman has started a thread explaining Cluster B Personality Disorders. Within three pages, another Kiwi has already called out, "Cluster C Supremacy, total Narc Death". Truly, truly extraordinary.
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In the confines of the Thunderdome, the core of chaotic degeneracy around which so much of the forum's world seems to spin, two users are arguing about what should be done with individuals of Sub-Saharan African descent. Both seem to agree that genocide or mass expulsion are the only viable solutions, but one with an unclear background in linguistics or anthropology has pointed out that Jews, belonging to the Afrasian language family, are in fact descended from a people whose ürheimat is believed to lie in the Red Hills of Ethiopia. His declaration that the Jewish people are "The Blackest Niggers ever to Nigger in the history of Niggers" and must be dealt with first through the use of hydrogen cyanide-based pesticides has led his former partner in White Supremacy to declare that (despite his general agreement) he believes the more anthropologically-aware Kiwi to be "The most Autistic Faggot ever to Faggot in the history of Faggotry". This claim, while very bold, has not been met with denial. Instead, the probably-Autistic young man seems to have become convinced that the other Kiwi is, in fact, an Ethiopian Jew, and has started to accuse him and the rest of Beta Israel of "creating Incels through circumsized cuckoldry". My feelings on the issue of suicide have changed. A man should have the right to take his own life. Please, someone, mail me a gun loaded with a single bullet. This is important
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My producers have allowed me to leave the festering rot that exists in the warm, tropical jungle of A-and-N behind for more temperate climes: the primary Lolcow forum. Here, in a thread about a young woman from Florida who is either named Tiffany or Zoey (it's a bit confusing), we find the rare, elusive Discouraged Borderline. A male example, truly extraordinary. In a seeming inversion of the natural order of things, as well as a display of the fact that the Western World truly is an old bitch gone in the teeth who needs be put down via the fires of thermonuclear holocaust, the Discouraged Borderline appears to be mocking a Petulant Borderline for being Borderline, along with asserting in a tagline attached to every post that the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center were struck down by a long-extinct, viviparous fish called a 'Materpiscis' rather than by human men associated with the multinational terrorist group al-Qaeda. Human men could never have the goodness to spare almost 3,000 people the sight of what their world has become. This statement is my truth now. This man's uncharacteristic display of boldness would never occur in any sane or just world, but alas, we live in a place where other Kiwis appear to be attempting to mate with the savagely aggressive, socially stunted, and nearly psychotic object of discussion. One of these users has posted a panel from a translated Japanese pornographic comic, a hentai, implying in a way transcending even the most developed Metamodern descendants of irony that they...that they are sexually aroused by a fantasy in which the Petulant, Autistic Borderline with Level II Support Needs has laid an egg, and it is being consumed by the administrator of the forum. I see now that there is no God but the Void and that no one is His prophet. Here and now, I pledge my undying loyalty to the Devonian Jihad. In my right hand, I hold a detonator. Across my chest, this vest holds a heavy weight of high explosives. The producers of this nightmare are crying, they are begging me and their false God for mercy, and one of them is holding up a picture of his soon to be orphaned children. Materpiscis, most merciful, show them mercy in the next world. Dunkleosteuakhba-
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THERE HAS BEEN A TECHNICAL ERROR, FOR WHICH THE BBC APOLOGIZES. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE IMPORTANT MESSAGES.
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Today, we here at the BBC mourn the tragic loss of David Attenborough in an unforeseeable incident involving thirty-seven kilograms of triacetone triperoxide, along with three executive producers whose names will not be mentioned due to an unrelated controversy and Damnatio Memoriae. The preceding program should never be mentioned again by anyone not possessing a loisance, which can be obtained by writing the Loisance Office and requesting a swift execution prior to the reception of said loisance. Always remember: Drink to Forget.
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"the Discouraged Borderline appears to be mocking a Petulant Borderline for being Borderline, along with asserting in a tagline attached to every post that the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center were struck down by a long-extinct, viviparous fish called a 'Materpiscis' rather than by human men"

Nigga what?
 
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she has lactose intolerance?? damn she really is fucked up. shes probably one of those types who enjoys dairy and just suffers through shitting
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I suspect she secretly enjoys the act of shitting. If she is LI and eats dairy she knows what's she's in for. She also said that she ingests laxatives on an empty stomach. Low iq people tend to have a fixation on their anus, and it's as gross as it sounds.
See also: "chat should I put X up my ass?"
 
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Nigga what?
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Which part?

Discouraged or "Quiet" BPD (God, I hate that term), is a mixed personality disorder with Borderline PD as the primary Axis-II diagnosis and significant Cluster C traits, especially Avoidant and/or Dependent. Like all personality disorder subcategories, it isn't a formal diagnostic category in its own right in the DSM-V (although there was a very brief, limited attempt to spin it off as a distinct clinical entity). It is, however, still a useful shorthand description that also sees some limited academic and clinical use.

I thought that everyone would have already picked up on that after I embarrassed the fuck out of myself about a month ago by mixing alcohol and sneed-posting, but it's a weak-ish powerlevel on its own. Extreme social anxiety tends to limit open displays of crazy, so while nobody's going to mistake me for a normal, well-adjusted member of society, I'm also not exactly known for being psychotic, an asshole, or a psychotic asshole. After being diagnosed and receiving treatment, I've made significant improvement from where I was before, but I've always been pretty boring. Nobody gets to notice my existence unless I want them to, and I usually don't.

Petulant and Impulsive BPD are Theodore Millon's labels for more textbook Borderlines. If Zoey has comorbid NPD, then she's Petulant, pretty much by definition. I am willing to mock her for that because I'll mock the fuck out of myself. She actually responds, though, rather than just retreating into self-isolation or a fawn response, so it's more fun. Even that has limits, though. She's a pretty harmless lolcow, so I don't have any desire to cause her any actual harm, and I don't think that I have.

If you were more confused by the part about the atrocities committed by Materpiscis on the morning of September 11th, 2001, on the other hand, then that's because they're fucking evil creatures who existed solely to be an affront to both God and man, and their abomination echoes down through time. They did what they did because that's what they do. They fly fucking commercial jets into office buildings just to force innocent people to decide whether they'd rather be murdered by smoke inhalation, burning alive, or leaping 105 stories to the cold stone surface of the Austin J. Tobin Plaza Area, and I hope they're burning in the caverns below the very floor of Hell itself. Simply for the fact of their being, not even for the 9/11 thing, which pales in comparison.

I'm sorry if that's racist, but I don't fuck with fish that don't lay eggs. Or mammals that do, for that matter. Something about that shit breeds absolute reptiles in my mind.
 
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