Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Rebel Wilson]

You know what, how about this, to make up for the whole Billy thing Karl can box Uwe Boll. Uwe is almost 60 years old, how bad could it be? Proceeds of the event can go towards paying Billy.

Creator Clash 3 needs a headliner.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Except Billy, the King of Kong & hot sauce and certified non-cheater chad according to a certain misleading defendant since he won the case. So basically just pick-up artist Jobst. I also guess Apollo Legend since he was technically involved, but he already did so he was ahead of the curve, the chad suicide that results in the soy suicide.

Half this fucking thread is filled with retards.

Might be late but someone posted chatlog leaks to 4chan's /v/ board, then was taken down.

Karl is somehow an EXPERT in coping.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I love how the house sold sign is separating him from his wife and child. That is some heavy foreshadowing.

"If only you knew how bad things really are."

 

[Marty Robbins]

GoldenEye speedruns are uniquely terrible because most of the time the run is spent with Bond running forward staring at the floor. This is done because the N64 saves on resources by only loading in assets and models that the camera can see, so if you move while staring at the floor the game runs 0.1% faster or whatever the fuck.

That best part of that was this was discovered by some autistic boomer who was running around looking down because he read some guide that said "put your nose to the grindstone and haul ass" and took it literally. He came out of nowhere posting crazy speedruns and when asked how he doxxed himself then said he was looking down the entire time.

It's one of my favorite internet stories. The first time this 55 year old man ever used the internet was to beat speedruns out of nowhere, power play everyone by giving out his name, DOB, and address for no reason, and ruin the entire Goldeneye speedrunning community because now you have to stare at the floor the entire time to be competitive at it

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

"If only you knew how bad things really are."

Probably in poor taste to drag his family but damn, Karl married a lazy-eye Asian? Surely he could have done better. Also WTF is with naming your kid MAXIMUS???
Max should be short for Maximilian or just MAX. MAXIMUS is such a joke name - poor kid! Did he convince her to name her after the Gladiator movie?

 

[TaimuRadiu]

The King of Kong will never stop being the King.

YOU COME AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT MISS!

 

[Marty Robbins]

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Probably in poor taste to drag his family but damn, Karl married a lazy-eye Asian? Surely he could have done better. Also WTF is with naming your kid MAXIMUS???
Max should be short for Maximilian or just MAX. MAXIMUS is such a joke name - poor kid! Did he convince her to name her after the Gladiator movie?
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Having to grow up half Asian is bad enough. Being named Maximus is just icing on the cake

 

[Sharpeteer]

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Probably in poor taste to drag his family but damn, Karl married a lazy-eye Asian? Surely he could have done better. Also WTF is with naming your kid MAXIMUS???
Max should be short for Maximilian or just MAX. MAXIMUS is such a joke name - poor kid! Did he convince her to name her after the Gladiator movie?

I don't want to make fun of the wife and kid, as they are innocent parties, and it was more so making fun of Karl for absolutely making their lives so much worse because he's such an adult infant, and dragged them into debt for the rest of their lives unless they leave him.

Also naming your child Maximus is totally disregarding what that kid will have to go through when they get bullied in school for it. Same with the ones who name them after Marvel characters, etc. Karl cares more about what people online think of him than his own family. If that weren't the case he wouldn't have going through with this suit.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That's what? Twenty bucks American?

 

[Make America Dumb Again]

Karl Jobst Squid Game speedrun when?

 

[Marty Robbins]

Billy games for God and country. He's a true hero. Nasayers pay up

 

[Boss Bass]

The hero worship of Billy in this thread has become truly faggoty. We've got people trampling over each other to prove that they sent the man money in a truly impressive display of ball gargling. Clear example of edaddy syndrome.

The only time such ball gargling is acceptable is if you’re combining it with a truly exceptional hot sauce like Habanero Ricky’s. 10% off with code KARL LOST

 

[KingofSomething]

Billy has been dunking on Karl long enough that part of me felt pity and thought Billy should show him a bit of mercy. But every time I do, I see a new screenshot of how Karl intended to ruin Billy and then I think maybe Billy isn't being hard enough. Karl says, he didn't think the lawsuit was solely about Apollo, but that's bullshit. Unless he has the worst lawyers in the world, they told him exactly what he was being sued over and Karl still had the nerve to be gleeful about hounding Billy to the ends of the earth because he didn't want to be linked to a suicide over a reddit post.

Let's do a what if


Let's say Karl makes the claim that Apollo killed himself because of Billy one time. But, let's say he's not a tottal idiot and makes an amendment that goes along the line of "While Apollo had numerous other issues that lead him to take his own life i believe having to deal with Billy's bullshit did not help him what so ever"

Would he still be in hot water if he wasn't so gunho to pin a sucide on billy?

It might have muddied the waters a little more, but I think enough blame is still being attributed to Billy to make it defamation. All of his other Billy related antics up to the judgement probably wouldn't help either if that was also unchanged. But as it's been said, the smartest thing would have been to make an actual retraction that was its own video and make a genuine apology and escaped any real judgement. Apologies are free, lawsuits are not

I got the sense that the judge fucking hated Karl lmfao. He basically called him a delusional, broke-dick loser and shit on his whole case in those closing statements.

Boomer judges don't like it when you essentially accuse someone of murder and gleefully cackle about how you have to be the one to ruin and punish them. Makes you sound like a bit of a malicious jerk.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Get fucked.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Probably in poor taste to drag his family

If only Karl had the same stance before dragging them into poverty and debt.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

how Karl intended to ruin Billy and then I think maybe Billy isn't being hard enough.

He planned to ruin not only Billy but also his son which also would have hurt his son's spouse and kids (if he has any ). That deranged Albino was so mad he probably would have tried to harm Billy's wife and parents too. All that because Billy allegedly cheated at an 80s Gorilla game.

Karl deserves way more bashing and kicks into his hideous albino ass.

 

[mindlessobserver]

He planned to ruin not only Billy but also his son which also would have hurt his son's spouse and kids (if he has any ). That deranged Albino was so mad he probably would have tried to harm Billy's wife and parents too. All that because one Billy allegedly cheated at an 80s Gorilla game.

Karl deserves way more bashing and kicks into his hideous albino ass.

It was never about the Gorilla Game. It was pure unadulterated clout chasing. The dude became a full blow A Log. We see the same behavior around here all the time. Someone gets hyper fixated on a Cow and decides that the cow is ontologically immoral or some shit. So this somehow justifies fucking with them up to and including in ways that are illegal.

 

[The Polaroid Man]

Poor kid. If I were Maximus I’d disown this pasty pathetic maggot of a dad the instant I turn 18.

Imagine growing up HAPA dealing with:

1. A Chink mom who secretly despises and subtly emasculates you
2. A faggot dad pale as a maggot who’s embarrassed to give you his last name yet proudly proclaims his love for trannies and cock more than his own family
3. Your own name reduced to a dated boomer Monty Python penis punchline
4. Dealing with generational debt because your father chose to A-Log some washed up neckbeard from the 80s and trusted legal advice from ChatGPT

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Couldn't the 1.8m be a double whammy for both Billy and Karl? Its difficult to believe Karl would pay up, and he could find a competent enough bankruptcy lawyer to shield him from financial hardship. He could probably put most of his finances someone else name.I don't know AUS law, but I don't think he would go to jail for not paying it. It could end up being a Pyrrhic victory for both parties.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Jobst Hobo Story Arc is about to begin.