DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

fake ass tard rage.

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And we have already breached containment on this clip. I thought Mutahar apologized to him and likes him now? Much like the rest of the internet.
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fake ass tard rage, not nearly whiny enough. watch his streetfighter rage, that shit is real. faggot trying to farm clips

 

[Digger10]

fake ass tard rage.

fake ass tard rage, not nearly whiny enough. watch his streetfighter rage, that shit is real. faggot trying to farm clips

Nah, that was real rage. It was just like the tantrums he'd throw in the old days.

 

[#lurker]

How could anyone get invested in his playthroughs when they're at the random whims of "contributions." Didn't he used to pride himself on playing through everything to the point of stubbornness? Phil just needs to stop the buffoonery and quit playing games full stop as he clearly hates them, himself, and his viewers.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Nah, that was real rage. It was just like the tantrums he'd throw in the old days.

Regardless of the manbaby rage being real or not, it made him look pathetic - either because he's fishing for attention or because it was real. We win either way.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil hating KCD proves the game doesn't matter. I agree the dialogue cutscenes can get overly long, which we know Phil likes because it fills time in Yasnooza, Danganronpa, etc... He made his mind this game sucks from the start and that's that.

He's an utter asshole. Shits on his stupid fans and people who fund his slop. I guess they deserve it, though.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil hating KCD proves the game doesn't matter. I agree the dialogue cutscenes can get overly long, which we know Phil likes because it fills time in Yasnooza, Danganronpa, etc... He made his mind this game sucks from the start and that's that.

He's an utter asshole. Shits on his stupid fans and people who fund his slop. I guess they deserve it, though.

They both deserve it, and I hope Phil and his fans suffer eternally. Faggot niggers.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Snort Hogan has the crash out during Kingdom Cummies 2 up.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I'm paying DSP haters a compliment when I say this: a lot of people would love a complete transcript of every word someone's said on a stream, searchable and indexed. I'm a bit skeptical about how PigPigGo works in that regard, but hey, I ain't about to question.

You can also use https://filmot.com/, which isn't detractor-associated at all.
You can search multiple channels and it even has fuzzy-exact search:

"I need that money, to pay my bills"

searches for those words in that exact order

"I need that money, to pay my bills"~5

searches for those words within proximity of each other by 5 words

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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And we have already breached containment on this clip. I thought Mutahar apologized to him and likes him now? Much like the rest of the internet.
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Oh Phil, indeed...


Also, this reply:

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He’s at $509. Definitely not a great performance but around $500 too much.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He’s at $509. Definitely not a great performance but around $500 too much.

Scopely is disappointed with this performance

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Oh Phil, indeed...
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Also, this reply:
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Always entertaining to see other creators discovering DSP for the first time.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

This is the fakest fuck in existence, he claims to have played 10 hours of Thousand Year Door on the Gamecube back when it came out when he didn't play shit on console back then, and is also acting like every single thing right now is completely brand new.

 

[Iron Father]

"C'mon guys let's get some shots in me! Don't you wanna see me all tipsy? Let's have some fun! I'm down for anything, let's see what happens."

Unironically talks like a bar-whore none of the men wanna fuck. His begging has taken on gross sex pest vibes somehow.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Color me puzzle pieces but that felt like forced baby rage in hopes of getting a viral clip. Too much looking directly at the camera then OBS, smug little grin while he thinks hes dropping a hot take. Everyone else says KCD2 is great now he gets to say its streamer bait or whatever on his next podcast and only sheeple like it.

Also its not like anything really triggered it other than.. too much talking?

No it was absolutely fake as fuck to try and either make a viral clip or to just act funny

1.) he’s doing a slightly higher voice, which is usually code for him exaggerating something
2.) while doing the voice he’s very clearly trying to do a mix of “anger” but not actually shouting or raising his voice like someone who’s genuinely upset might
3.) you can see him sneak look at chat, something he does in situations like this when he’s looking for reactions
4.) you can see him crack or come close to cracking a few smiles in the clip, because he thinks he’s being so funny

It’s pure muppet mode no question

 

[PetiteDragon43]

How could anyone get invested in his playthroughs when they're at the random whims of "contributions?"

Well thats what he thinks his playthroughs are. The audience are the investors, the game is the stock, and the time spent playing the game is the share. DSP is the market. SNORDSAC. If the investors aren't buying shares then the stock plumments and falls out of the market.

Now I think thats uber retarded to do. Especially when you're playing video games. But then I wouldn't be doing this shit as a major (see: only) source of income.

 

[Iron Father]

No it was absolutely fake as fuck to try and either make a viral clip or to just act funny

1.) he’s doing a slightly higher voice, which is usually code for him exaggerating something
2.) while doing the voice he’s very clearly trying to do a mix of “anger” but not actually shouting or raising his voice like someone who’s genuinely upset might
3.) you can see him sneak look at chat, something he does in situations like this when he’s looking for reactions
4.) you can see him crack or come close to cracking a few smiles in the clip, because he thinks he’s being so funny

It’s pure muppet mode no question

I think the frustration was real (too much dialogue = cannot do Mr. Magoo style gameplay) but the performance was absolutely fake bullshit.
All the smiling and looking at chat is because he knows his marathon has been a boring pile of shit so far and it's 100% his fault, but he can never admit that.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This paper mario gameplay is riveting and so much more interactive and skill based then KCD2.

 

[RougeRed]

im p new to dsp trolling

1. If you consider yourself a "dsp troll" then you are in the wrong place. KiwiFarms is about observing, documenting, and laughing at lolcows.
2. Your posts still suck, and you still type like a retard.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Dirty troll game and he's not drunk enough basically.

And he never ended up playing it. Imagine refusing to play the most voted game in a Viewer's Choice event because it's "a terrible fucking game," and then calling everyone "retarded idiots" when they push back.
Just say you don't want to play it, jesus fucking christ.

E: Viewer's Choice marathons are trollquit, next marathon is Megaman or Vestival. Also lol at "You've been hitting goals like crazy"