US US Politics General 2 - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Current members of the House of Representatives
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Current members of the US Supreme Court
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Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[browserbowser]

Sir, this is a "laugh at retards" forum

Then maybe it shouldn't have a political section.

No way! Israel is interfering with America? Wuuuuuuttttt?!

It's more distractions from stuff like the fact that the Epstein files are still yet to be released unredacted.

Which, if he was supposed to release them on day one, he's now off by a factor of 100. I can't wait until day 1,000 where I can make the comparison to a tax accountant being off by a factor of 1,000 for someone's business.

 

[karz]

-snip-

Me when I spread disinformation on the internet:

 

[Google.com]

A Third Signal Chyat Has Hit The White House

"Israeli tech company"

Every time.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Me when I spread disinformation on the internet:

Don't lie, it's gay

 

[mandatorylurk]

Actually surprised about this, honest to God it better have an agreement where all the people those faggots over there jailed for "harassing speech" about not wanting to be raped and killed by foreigners are allowed asylum in the USA.

 

[moocow]

A Third Signal Chyat Has Hit The White House

Whether it was deliberately planned or just a happy accident, dangling this bait has been fucking brilliant for the Trump Administration this time around. They just can't let go of it, and they'll happily chew up airtime babbling on about a "leak" that doesn't matter (distracting them from anything more interesting to bitch about).

 

[CarlosDanger]

Looks like the first deal is with the UK.
edit: late and gay

 

[Merry]

How fucking dense must you be to use an Israeli developed app for government communications

 

[obsdj]

Looks like the first deal is with the UK.
edit: late and gay

What does the UK actually have to trade? Potted meat, Muslims, and…?

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

Trap. It’s a trap. You don’t have to love black and brown people, you don’t have to see yourself on the same team as them, but when you derail the public discourse to yell about niggerpaki herpa derpa whatever, you’re just participating in volleying casus bellis around

Considering the current biggest NSADP larper groups are groypers yeah not surprised.

 

[Schpoots]

What does the UK actually have to trade? Potted meat, Muslims, and…?

Lolcows

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

What does the UK actually have to trade? Potted meat, Muslims, and…?

Colman's mustard, pork faggots, halal faggots, and spotted dick.

 

[Wash away the rain]

It's pretty simple. If you weren't born* south of the Mason-Dixon line, you don't get to say "y'all."















*Some exceptions may be made for those who have held Southron residency for 20 or more years, on a case by case basis. It is rare, though not impossible, to break the Carpetbagger stigma.

You shouldn’t say y’all at all only fags say it, before you say southerners arnt fags you guys fought to buy and sell men and that’s extremely gay.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Southerners crying about northerners saying y'all is the same kind of faggy shit as blacks crying about Whites saying nigger.

You shouldn’t say y’all at all only fags say it, before you say southerners arnt fags you guys fought to buy and sell men and that’s extremely gay.

Damnyankee hands typed these posts.

 

[Google.com]

A Third Signal Chyat Has Hit The White House

Also, they should have called the app Pager, missed opportunity for the funniest shit ever.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If a cop stops you, arrests you, and tells his sergeant he did all that because you refused to identify yourself, you would be released and that cop would get reprimanded for wasting everybody's time - at least in my state.

Maybe in the middle of nowhere, but that kind of shit doesn't happen in places where you have plenty of small-time criminals who make law enforcement's job easy. Why hassle a dude who's doing nothing when there's some fucking wetback on the next corner over trying to sell drugs?

Purely anecdotal, grain of salt, and all that, but I have LEOs/firefighters/paramedics in my family. Consequently, I also have several family friends who are in those fields. Almost all of them have given me some variation of the "don't trust a cop, ever" speech. Which boils down to basically:

He's not your buddy looking to help you out of a pickle. He can and will fuck you in various ways. The average American, as a routine course of daily life, violates at least 5 laws a day, often without any thought or notice. Cooperate, but keep your mouth shut outside of responses to lawful commands.

Because, in the US, you get awards and promotions for catching criminals so long as they aren't niggers.

Which is precisely why, at least in certain jurisdictions, I, as an average, decently educated and successful white dude, am MORE likely to catch a bullshit charge. A lot more shit goes by the wayside from "Its cuz I'm black, huh?!?" than you think. They make up the numbers by coming down harder on the average joe. At least, in certain jurisdictions. Or so I am told. Again. grain of salt.

 

[CapricornusRex]

The world would honestly look like pre ww2 at that rate, with everything made out of metal or wood. Very Dieselpunk. But I guess microplastics would be gone. I guess.

Wouldn't they start attacking people as well to get the microplastics in our bodies?

 

[Dr J]

Honestly, she'd almost be cute to me if she wasn't dumb as a fucking rock. Being functionally retarded does kinda negate any kind of physical attractiveness one has towards a person.

I honestly wouldn't mind if a girl was a little bit dumb if she was kindhearted. I prefer intelligent women but I wouldn't say no to a girl that wasn't, so long as she was kind. But AOC isn't, she's maliciously and malignantly stupid, and she's in politics. Also she looks like a goat.

So yeah, AOC is not fat, but I would not have sex with her

 

[Gorillion others]

goat

Horse.

 

[Postal_Rat]

I honestly wouldn't mind if a girl was a little bit dumb if she was kindhearted. I prefer intelligent women but I wouldn't say no to a girl that wasn't, so long as she was kind. But AOC isn't, she's maliciously and malignantly stupid, and she's in politics. Also she looks like a goat.

So yeah, AOC is not fat, but I would not have sex with her

Doesn't matter how nice a woman looks if she makes you want to blow your brains out.