Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr. Manchester]

Legal question but where does his PO draw the line? Obviously failing a drug test is insta-jail but is there anything they can do about this other retarded brain-rotting shit? I mean, we all see Nick is going down the path of another massive fuck up so one would assume that a PO would see this too. Is there anything he could do to, I don't know, tell Nick to knock it off?

I'm guessing no, but what do I know. I've never had a PO.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Oh God its happening again, not only is Nick falling apart due to drug abuse he is neglecting his kids again. What the fuck is Nick's PO doing he is clearly high and spiralling! Why the hell has he not been sent back to jail? He will NEVER get better.

 

[Captain Manning]

Isn’t he supposed to avoid contact with April? I’m not sure it’s strictly part of his probation but sure the PO isn’t going to see this in a very good light.

I don't think they included that provision, but you are correct it's a red flag. She's a known drug user, even if she avoided conviction.

That's why I think he freaked the fuck out and shower called Null. It's been suggested he's not just using her for sex, but also for drug acquisition and storage.

 

[General Disarray]

Nick is losing his shit in KarmicX YT channel chat! Lol View attachment 7333823

Did anyone listen to this stream? Note the wrench nodak's comment. A reference to Three Dog Night, and who has a 3 wolf tattoo?
Just curious.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Isn’t he supposed to avoid contact with April? I’m not sure it’s strictly part of his probation but sure the PO isn’t going to see this in a very good light.

Nothing in his probation demands this and April was not convicted of anything either.
Since she was not part of the CHIPS case she also did not have any mandatory drug assessments or piss tests.

April could have been doing coke this entire time. So if I was the PO, hanging out with her would be a big red flag.
But hey, Nick discussed doing coke with Melton when he visits Vegas on Twitter, and he still got the court's approval to travel anyway.

 

[Iron Father]

Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday

Sorry I know we're supposed to laugh but FUCK this nigger. Wash your children, pathetic cunt.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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Edit:
Uh oh stinky

I swear to God Nick you are lucky I don't live in your state or I would beat the living shit out of you. STOP NEGLECTING YOUR CHILDREN YOU SICK MAN!

 

[Schpoots]

Sorry, kiwis. The judge said I had to wash my kids clothes every 3 days. It's only been 2 days.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick got called out in Karmic’s chat on feeding his daughter coke, on being a cuck, and on being on minimum wage with his current donos. Someone had guessed in the thread that he’d cope by saying Supertips was making bank for him and that’s EXACTLY what he did. Nick got bullied so hard he said he had to run and catch a flight. Pretty sure his flight isn’t for several hours.

Did anyone listen to this stream? Note the wrench nodak's comment. A reference to Three Dog Night, and who has a 3 wolf tattoo?
Just curious.

Nodak is a faggot shut-in who lives in Bismarck, ND. He’s the platonic ideal of a nobody.

 

[Captain Manning]

Someone had guessed in the thread that he’d cope by saying Supertips was making bank for him and that’s EXACTLY what he did.

That was me:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-21363782

It wasn't exactly a difficult prediction.

And here's another one:

It's going to bite him in the ass. Nick is gonna do something super stupid on YouTube, they will see they are being "cheated" out of superchat revenue by this pedotips crap, and they'll pull the plug. He's gonna lose his YouTube channel.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

You got that image without the text at the bottom?

No problem.



I look forward to your creative endeavors.

 

[Sneed Force One]

LIES, stalker child! His audience is fortunate enough to know the real story that he was sound asleep at a decent hour, until Lady Rackets suddenly roused him from his slumber at 4AM for a sumptuous chinese meal:

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Nevermind that he was timestamped in MAPton's chat just a half-hour earlier and for hours before that. Only he would know the real story because he lived it.

Kiwifarms deepstate blackhat superhackers pull off the audacious, intensive task of comparing a public statement against YouTube chat timelogs available via public API

When will the invasive obsession with Nick's life end, fat stalker nerd childs!

 

[Dude Snakes]

Is it just me or is Nick getting worse at lying? Can't even keep track of when he has pedophile playtime with Patrick Melton now. It's hard to tell though because Nick was never that good at making shit up but now he's being caught in record time.

It makes sense as he suffers more inhalent/drug abuse related brain damage he would get worse at lying.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just want to add that Nick targeting Karmic really shows what a husk of a human he is. Karmic is a naive rube from northern Minnesota who can’t handle his liquor but its an overall earnest, humble guy. This of course made Melton and his fag followers pounce on Karmic, including immediately doxing him and doing multi-hour snipes while poking at him.

And of course Nick was only too eager to join in Melton’s scalp hunt, pretending to be a nice guy to Karmic (who was drunk and couldn’t see through it). As soon as he left Karmic’s chat, Nick was in Melton’s chat flogging completely fabricated bullshit about Karmic being on coke, meth, or both. (This was an all-night endeavor, but naturally Nick fucking lied and the next day said he’d been asleep until he was awakened at 4AM by Kayla’s ramen request.)

It’s the adult version of bullying the most harmless kid in the school because he’s easy prey. Only the most pathetic validation-hungry cunts would join in. That’s why Nick jumped in immediately. He’ll do anything to impress Melton at this point. It’s a shame Melton won’t do anything funny with that leverage, but alogging Aaron is more important to him. (Nobody has told him he’s allowed to shit on them both and he’ll never figure it out for himself.)

 

[Sneed Force One]

Here's my prediction. Nick's set is going to be cringe as fuck. He's clearly not sleeping (possibly genuine PTSD by having his career nuked, not even meming) and abusing modafinil and Adderall to compensate.

It's going to catch up to him, hard. The nervousness or excitement of stage work is going to punch his narcolepsy into overdrive. He'll either be nearly asleep on stage or abuse the above drugs hard, overcompensate and be jittery as fuck.

We can only hope MNPublicRecords has something salacious to puff up the day.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Nick got bullied so hard he said he had to run and catch a flight.

Aaron Imholte and now this Karmic nobody prove: Rekieta is now a jobber for youtubers to level up on.

 

[30+GameOvers]

No problem.

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I look forward to your creative endeavors.

I'm not planning on doing anything with it, I just think it's neat and want to save it

Just want to add that Nick targeting Karmic really shows what a husk of a human he is. Karmic is a naive rube from northern Minnesota who can’t handle his liquor but its an overall earnest, humble guy. This of course made Melton and his fag followers pounce on Karmic, including immediately doxing him and doing multi-hour snipes while poking at him.

And of course Nick was only too eager to join in Melton’s scalp hunt, pretending to be a nice guy to Karmic (who was drunk and couldn’t see through it). As soon as he left Karmic’s chat, Nick was in Melton’s chat flogging completely fabricated bullshit about Karmic being on coke, meth, or both. (This was an all-night endeavor, but naturally Nick fucking lied and the next day said he’d been asleep until he was awakened at 4AM by Kayla’s ramen request.)

It’s the adult version of bullying the most harmless kid in the school because he’s easy prey. Only the most pathetic validation-hungry cunts would join in. That’s why Nick jumped in immediately. He’ll do anything to impress Melton at this point. It’s a shame Melton won’t do anything funny with that leverage, but alogging Aaron is more important to him. (Nobody has told him he’s allowed to shit on them both and he’ll never figure it out for himself.)

Reminds me of that one sided beef that Juju The Cow has with Eric July. In this case, Nick is Riley and hopefully he will end up behind bars too in the near future.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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Edit:
Uh oh stinky

All I could think of was this clip of Jim when I saw these pictures.

Source: Mister Metokur - Breaking Balldo June 2, 2024.

EDIT: Citation

 

[PrestonHolt]

Nick is losing his shit in KarmicX YT channel chat! Lol

Nick is on the quest to make very irrelevant youtubers known by farms, first Aaron, then Pedolton and rest of the circle, now Karmic, congratulation Nick, the only thing you can claim contribution, making some nobodies known for 5mins.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-hqitN-_0 Drug addict Kayla Rekeita is so pilled out she can't boil water at 4am to feed herself. She had to wake up "sober" husband to cook for her when he as to work in a few hours

From "The Rekieta Chronicles"

It was well-known Qayla preferred @ItsAaronIgnoreMe to the Balldo. It wasn't bent vs. limp. It wasn't the cum eating contest. It wasn't even who looked the coolest in the cuck chair. It was an old fashioned haute cuisine iron chef challenge where 2 master chefs went tip-to-tip as they were wont to do: Balldo got too excited and prematurely pulled the water off the stove and ruined his most sophisticated dish. Meanwhile, the 60 second man had timed and tuned his masterpiece to Qayla's sophisticated palette. And just like that, Chef Aaron Boyardee had satisfied her with Spaghetios (with meat balldos). Qayla soon loved watching the Boyardee's creativity come through in his dishes. Sometimes w/ meatballs, sometimes without. Qayla was already impressed with how the Boyardee was able to change the noodles from the lowercase "l" to both upper and lowercase "O"s when one day, Aaron created a 26 letter alphabet; 6 more than she knew existed. Nick's limp raman "l" was more than a metaphor that day. He knew that Qayla appreciated fine dining but he always thought the dream "cuck" dish would be jamaican chicken served on his noodle raman bed spiced with his own jerk. He even dreamed of Aaron eating his jerk with him and Qayla.

But the Balldo was denied. Qayla no longer ate his raman or his jerk. He had to settle for the Ape. She couldn't spell so the Boyardee appeal was lost on her which was just as well. Raman gave her yeast infections but she loved his jerk. Balldo's fondest memories was watching April pretend she was Aaron when she ate his jerk. Hearing her gargle "Another win for the toe" was almost as pleasurable as imagining the Jamaican boys railing Qayla while she used her sophisticated palette while moaning "Mandy."

It was almost a year after losing the chef's challenge that Nick printed out that infamous sext message from Qayla to Aaron. He took out his pen and changed "Aaron" to "Nick" where she talked cooking creativity and he mailed it to the judge. It was at that moment Nick realized the main character flaw that was the basis for everything that had gone wrong in his life. He needed answers. He could not go forward without confronting them. So he reached for his phone and called the person most responsible for enabling him and asked: "Mom, how come you never taught me to make Spaghettioes?? What kind of a whore mother doesn't teach their son this? Even Aaron knows how to make them." And he hung up and cried knowing he had once again exposed his mothers shortcoming. She couldn't improve herself without his help.