💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Captain Manning said:
The prospective 28 days jail time is in addition to the five years of probation. It's like a Sword of Damocles duct taped to another Sword of Damocles. If he ends up serving the 28 days, and gets out, he's still on the probation.

This is why people keep saying he's not gonna make it. He's already clearly abusing substances.
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Okay that’s even funnier.

Since Nick obsessively reads this thread here’s a short list for Nick to help him through these tough times!

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Bath salts arc when?
 
Captain Manning said:
I don't think it works that way.

The prospective 28 days jail time is in addition to the five years of probation. It's like a Sword of Damocles duct taped to another Sword of Damocles. If he ends up serving the 28 days, and gets out, he's still on the probation.

This is why people keep saying he's not gonna make it. He's already clearly abusing substances.
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It is astonishing how many people still don't understand what his plea deal actually is.

His felony charge is stayed and will be dismissed eventually, under the condition that he complies with the requirements of his probation for the duration of 5 years.
The 30 (-2) days in prison are an additional threat on top because the PO clearly did not trust Nick to actually put in the effort to stay sober and not abuse substances.

And as we can see from Mister Red-Nose Can-Huffer, he was clearly right.
Nick has not learned a fucking thing and my only hope at this point is that when he eventually kills himself, by accident or intentionally, that he does not take anyone else with him.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Honestly Nick should just take the jail time. 30 days and then BAM back out and free to do all the drugs!
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I had a friend who did this. His thing was barbiturates. Loved the Tuinal and Nembutal. At some point, the court gave him the offer of six months in jail or three years probation. He just took the jail time. He knew the probation would just be dragging the damn thing out.

He died when he fell out of the fourth floor window of a welfare hotel after never having worked a day in his damn life.
 
Dammit Mandrake! said:
For what it is worth and I said it before, Nick's community service requirement is nothing and if he complains about it, he is even more pathetic than I thought.

I would start his community service time at 800 hours and only go up from there based on his behavior.
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80 hours is 800 to a basement sex pest
 
Someone a few days ago (thus many, many pages ago) asked a question that I don't recall anyone following up on.

Q: Did Nick ever buy his kids typical rich kid items?

The one that sticks out to me was him buying an old fire truck for the kids to play on? To be fair, I only remember seeing a pic of one part of it, so it may have been a husk heading for scrap metal. But my recollection was that it was not cheap and Nick was flexing about it? Don't know that he spoiled them with other items though. For example, all of them having Ipads just seems like a typical education expense for a quasi-homeschool group like they are in.

Also, a thought just occurred to me now that we now know how much of a liar Nick can be:

Do we really know that his version of "got fired from a bank" is true? I remember him telling it as "some guy was looking weird at me during an office meeting, then I was fired". Implication was that Nick was not trusted in the bank for some unimaginable reason, but he was unfairly treated. I trusted Nick's version at the time as I just saw him as "lawyer guy who reads Greer's book" and didn't know how funny and weird things were going to get. I never liked him that much even then, but I never thought he was lying about those kinds of life details. Now I view him as veering into Bex or Henry Rollins "Liar" levels of lying.

Sorry if this was dissected for 20 pages many years ago, I have read more of this thread than most Kiwis, but 9k is a fucking lot of pages, even using highlights.
 
elb said:
Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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"MY CHILDREN WEREN'T UNBATHED AND NEGLECTED AND YOU ARE THE WEIRD ONE IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE!"

I would punch this nigger in the fucking face, but that would be too good a fate for this scum fucking loser.
 
Sneed Force One said:
As far as I'm aware, Karmic hasn't done anything on the scale of "AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed", so Nick needs to shut his yap
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Karmic’s nickname on MLC is Fargo. He’s a regular Joe from the countryside, naive and takes himself too seriously when drunk but otherwise humble as can be. Of course that’s who Nick decides he’s going to fabricate drug abuse rumors about. He’s just that fucking cool, NERDS.
 
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