Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

You’d think with how long he’s been on the internet and the circles he was in he’d know what an Alt Account is.

I am constantly surprised that Nick has no clue how the net works.

An alt account would deprive Nick of the narcissistic supply and attention for which he has an unquenchable thirst.

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[Desktop User2]

Wednesday 3:40am: Patrick Melton's stream ends.

I cant imagine the irredeemable kind of loser that stays awake till 4 AM listening to a fat homosexual pedophile probably talk about nothing - I never listened to his show but the pedo clips scavenged so I assume that vapid fat homosexual pedophile only spouts drivel.
Even being on the graveyard shift isnt an excuse to listen to a fat homosexual pedophile for 4 hours deep into the night. Now schizoids like Citizen M (@SaddamLanza) being his core audience is completely understandable.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Whitebread ass nigga, don’t bring me into this

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Honestly Nick should just take the jail time. 30 days and then BAM back out and free to do all the drugs!

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

He has to do community service hours first. Hard to do in your basement

For what it is worth and I said it before, Nick's community service requirement is nothing and if he complains about it, he is even more pathetic than I thought.

I would start his community service time at 800 hours and only go up from there based on his behavior.

 

[Captain Manning]

If/when Montagraph wins, I hope to see based tweets like this from him:

Honestly Nick should just take the jail time. 30 days and then BAM back out and free to do all the drugs!

I don't think it works that way.

The prospective 28 days jail time is in addition to the five years of probation. It's like a Sword of Damocles duct taped to another Sword of Damocles. If he ends up serving the 28 days, and gets out, he's still on the probation.

This is why people keep saying he's not gonna make it. He's already clearly abusing substances.

 

[Sam Losco]

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That kitchen is way too clean.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

That kitchen is way too clean.

And too many cupboard doors.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The prospective 28 days jail time is in addition to the five years of probation. It's like a Sword of Damocles duct taped to another Sword of Damocles. If he ends up serving the 28 days, and gets out, he's still on the probation.

This is why people keep saying he's not gonna make it. He's already clearly abusing substances.

Okay that’s even funnier.

Since Nick obsessively reads this thread here’s a short list for Nick to help him through these tough times!



Bath salts arc when?

 

[Maraschino]

3:30AM Nick's time and he's still at it. He'll need a little pick-me-up in the morning.

I guess Melton is "the lady" now.
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This sounds like the perfect invitation for @MNPublicRecords to show up before his night stream and nuke his stupid ass. And I'm all for it.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I don't think it works that way.

The prospective 28 days jail time is in addition to the five years of probation. It's like a Sword of Damocles duct taped to another Sword of Damocles. If he ends up serving the 28 days, and gets out, he's still on the probation.

This is why people keep saying he's not gonna make it. He's already clearly abusing substances.

It is astonishing how many people still don't understand what his plea deal actually is.

His felony charge is stayed and will be dismissed eventually, under the condition that he complies with the requirements of his probation for the duration of 5 years.
The 30 (-2) days in prison are an additional threat on top because the PO clearly did not trust Nick to actually put in the effort to stay sober and not abuse substances.

And as we can see from Mister Red-Nose Can-Huffer, he was clearly right.
Nick has not learned a fucking thing and my only hope at this point is that when he eventually kills himself, by accident or intentionally, that he does not take anyone else with him.

 

[sum ting wong]

Having a new excuse for why you're late to work every day is honestly more pathetic than just being late.

 

[Swole McPole]

Honestly Nick should just take the jail time. 30 days and then BAM back out and free to do all the drugs!

I had a friend who did this. His thing was barbiturates. Loved the Tuinal and Nembutal. At some point, the court gave him the offer of six months in jail or three years probation. He just took the jail time. He knew the probation would just be dragging the damn thing out.

He died when he fell out of the fourth floor window of a welfare hotel after never having worked a day in his damn life.

 

[Desktop User2]

Having a new excuse for why you're late to work every day is honestly more pathetic than just being late.

I have to repeat myself: he is the niggerest man alive.

 

[Nova902]

For what it is worth and I said it before, Nick's community service requirement is nothing and if he complains about it, he is even more pathetic than I thought.

I would start his community service time at 800 hours and only go up from there based on his behavior.

80 hours is 800 to a basement sex pest

 

[Balldo]

Someone a few days ago (thus many, many pages ago) asked a question that I don't recall anyone following up on.

Q: Did Nick ever buy his kids typical rich kid items?

The one that sticks out to me was him buying an old fire truck for the kids to play on? To be fair, I only remember seeing a pic of one part of it, so it may have been a husk heading for scrap metal. But my recollection was that it was not cheap and Nick was flexing about it? Don't know that he spoiled them with other items though. For example, all of them having Ipads just seems like a typical education expense for a quasi-homeschool group like they are in.

Also, a thought just occurred to me now that we now know how much of a liar Nick can be:

Do we really know that his version of "got fired from a bank" is true? I remember him telling it as "some guy was looking weird at me during an office meeting, then I was fired". Implication was that Nick was not trusted in the bank for some unimaginable reason, but he was unfairly treated. I trusted Nick's version at the time as I just saw him as "lawyer guy who reads Greer's book" and didn't know how funny and weird things were going to get. I never liked him that much even then, but I never thought he was lying about those kinds of life details. Now I view him as veering into Bex or Henry Rollins "Liar" levels of lying.

Sorry if this was dissected for 20 pages many years ago, I have read more of this thread than most Kiwis, but 9k is a fucking lot of pages, even using highlights.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What an asshole. Baselessly accusing someone of doing coke or meth is fine if you do it publicly?

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[elb]

Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday


Edit:
Uh oh stinky

 

[Sneed Force One]

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What an asshole. Baselessly accusing someone of doing coke or meth is fine if you do it publicly? Archive link coming.

As far as I'm aware, Karmic hasn't done anything on the scale of "AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed", so Nick needs to shut his yap

 

[Nova902]

Nick’s daughter appeared again in what seems to be the same clothes as yesterday
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Nick was up doing laundry until 3am and she just picked out her favorite shirt obviously.