Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Why do people find it so hard to understand that anonymous contact forms can be abused? Pat has had this done to him hundreds of times now, and I have never seen anyone accept the perfectly correct explanation. Why do people find it so hard to understand that one person can enter someone else's information with it?

Rhetorical question I'm sure, but it's so much more satisfying getting to dunk on someone rather than accepting a perfectly plausible explanation. You get to prove you're moral and just; a paragon of righteousness. Gotta chase that dopamine rush of being the social justice crusader of the day.

Nu Jackie and her ilk are retarded for falling for such an obvious trap, but since Fatrick is equally retarded for blundering into it yet again as well... it's moments like this that keep me coming back.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I wish there was a better term for people going on social media with “He said this/she said that! Make them famous and call their employers!” besides “being trashy” or “tattling”.

We can borrow from the aussies - dobbing is about as good a term as we're gonna get, and it's inherently embarassing.

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick is a racist. He has frequently stated his belief that illegal immigrants ("undocumented" in his newspeak parlance) are needed in order to fuel the American capitalist machine. Black and brown bodies are firewood for his consumerist lifestyle. "Ethnic" food and laboring with no social security is what they're for.

Rick just needs to man up and admit this. Then his followers from OnA can come and help him deal with those black Internet bullies.

 

[PrincessHomura]

Oh dear, it's finally happened. Every Pat-post I read is now heard in my head with Null's condescending Patrick voice. Help.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Sheeit, y'all noticed dis nigga be PHAT?

 

[Divine right to rule]

Man, whatever troll was randomly impersonating him in that instance really struck gold.

Now he gets bullied by the followers of a literal LaShawnda, a name even he finds to ridiculous to type out.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

My favorite thing about ol' Fatrick is how even when he's 100% completely right (the posts he's being roasted over are fake), he still manages to do everything completely wrong.

I agree completely. Patty’s situation here is not one that I envy, but it’s also one that I feel like most people could navigate with a bit more grace. He honestly makes things worse for himself than the pests do, and of course if he knew how to handle this kind of situation properly the pests would see diminishing returns and they’d probably stop, but since he’s, well, him, the cycle only continues.

 

[Summer of George]

Rick flagged down that one bsky account who was calling him "Patty Melt". That one must've stung a little

 

[skunt]

wait until the negress finds the image of fatrick flipping off rosa parks' grave

 

[Oliver Onions]

If ricky would say nigger my respect for him would suddenly be measurable by science.

Every day we edge closer to a Kramer-tier freakout.

Patrick himself is an SJW faggot so the fat dumbass thought he could satisfy them because he's their peopl
He's finding out just how wrong he is, bigly !

I haven't seen blowback this enjoyable since the Saint Floyd riots where those whiteys were cheering from their apartment only to get their windows put in.
"Black lives matter!"
[SMASH]
"We're on your side!"
[SMASH]
"We're on your fucking side!!"
[SMASH]

Ordinarily I'd feel a little bad for Patrick because I'm assuming this is all made up and Rick didn't actually call this shrill black (?) bitch anything, but considering what a good little progressive ally he is he should be grateful for the opportunity to listen and learn from strong women of color.

He obviously didn't leave the racist reviews, that was the work of patposters, but this is what makes Pat so amazing: someone lights the spark with alogging shit but then Pat's personality, verifiable history and obstinate refusal to ever back down only makes people angrier at him.

Patrick apologize with his full chest? Has this guy seen Pat's chest? The world couldn't handle an apology of that magnitude.

[inhales]"SORRY NIGGER CHILD"

 

[Cactuar King]

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He's such a fucking woman

Same energy, but Rick is fatter than Jonah Hill at his chunkiest.

Reality really is fatter stranger than fiction.

 

[Steve Pinto]

His complete inability to explain his situation to normal people is so fucking funny

 

[Judge Holden]

Hey guys been busy making marinara sauce and laughing at indians the past few days, what I mi....

*sees previous half dozen pages*



EDIT: OH GOD LASHAWNDA SAYS SHE IS GONNA DISRUPT HIS EXISTENCE I CANT SNEED I CANT SNEED I CANT SNEED I CANT FUCKING SNEED

 

[Bias Judge.]

This has been fascinating. A glorious mix of false accusations with True and Honest Pat lore, but the civilians can’t tell which is which because he is such a lying cunt. The recorD musT be correcTed, black child.

I have to admit, I never imagined how Pat would hold up during a Struggle Session.

 

[grey area]

We were in a lull for a while friends, but my ribs have been truly shattered over recent prisonings. It proves Pat will provide until death. Anybody else I would feel sorry for, but he deserves every fragment of suffering regardless of truth.



Always bet on fat.

 

[break these cuffs]

Why do people find it so hard to understand that anonymous contact forms can be abused? Pat has had this done to him hundreds of times now, and I have never seen anyone accept the perfectly correct explanation. Why do people find it so hard to understand that one person can enter someone else's information with it?

Being a victim is arguably the best thing you can be as a modern liberal. First it proves you're a good person. There are only oppressors and oppressed in this world. If you or someone you support is getting attacked that means you're on the correct side of history and it validates all of your beliefs.

The second this is that it amplifies your reach which can allow you to grift. That situation is unfolding before our eyes. The dreadlocked mulatto has an 11 subscriber youtube and a tiktok that gets 500 views while she runs some kind of self help/business advisor scam for black people. She need all the people talking about her that she can.

The third is what @Boys Club Rhetoric club talked about. You get to bully people and you're applauded for it.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It must kill him he can’t drop a “enjoy prison” or “stalker child” in response to the shebooning

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

It must kill him he can’t drop a “enjoy prison” or “stalker child” in response to the shebooning

I'd bet money that he's physically holding his breath waiting for the first thing he can interpret as a sign that these people were his stalker-childs all along.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

It must kill him he can’t drop a “enjoy prison” or “stalker child” in response to the shebooning

Give it time, he will. Just as in time, you too will enjoy prison, stalker.

 

[Judge Holden]

This has been fascinating. A glorious mix of false accusations with True and Honest Pat lore, but the civilians can’t tell which is which because he is such a lying cunt. The recorD musT be correcTed, black child.

I have to admit, I never imagined how Pat would hold up during a Struggle Session.

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Honestly seeing the Kafkaesque process be inflicted upon the hapless pig step by step was George Floyd tier breathtaking. I mean I have seen shit like this play out so many times over the past decade aimed at people who did jack shit wrong beyond be singled out by a member of the mob as a convenient target, so seeing it happen to someone who not only deserves it but has gleefully cheered this shit on for the sidelines is more delicious than the finest negerwurst

It must kill him he can’t drop a “enjoy prison” or “stalker child” in response to the shebooning

I suspect he is at least somewhat aware of how his usual non-stalker fallback of "child" or "son" would be taken rather psychotically by the shaniqua brigade, so he is restraining his fat self as much as he is able from going on his usual oinkout