Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He's such a fucking woman
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All he had to do was say, "damn, I'm really sorry, these guys think it's funny to impersonate me and send horrible things to people. Best just to block and ignore. I'll post something to let people know it's not really me. Sorry again that you got sucked into this."

But no, his stubborn ODD brain literally won't let him take the sane and easy way out, and thus he hands the brothermen another easy W. Hell, this is probably the third best ROI on a bit we've seen after paying Quasi and the Josiah tapes.
 
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New nickname, 'Patty':

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Second Missing Primarch said:
All he had to do was say, "damn, I'm really sorry, these guys think it's funny to impersonate me and send horrible things to people. Best just to block and ignore. I'll post something to let people know it's not really me. Sorry again that you got sucked into this."

But no, his stubborn ODD brain literally won't let him take the sane and easy way out, and thus he hands the brothermen another easy W. Hell, this is probably the third best ROI on a bit we've seen after paying Quasi and the Josiah tapes.
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Between him and Nick rekeita I’m convinced ODD is one of the worst possible mental illness to have. These tards will destroy their entire whole lives before going “my bad”.
 
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Second Missing Primarch said:
All he had to do was
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Keep is fat ass mouth shut about Norm.

I think I speak on behalf of all Kiwis that no (BI)POC individuals should be made to endure the racist bigotry spewed by Patrick S Tomlinson. I’m glad that Null and the jannies come down so hard on that type of behavior here. This Shaniqua woman will always have a safe space here. #saynotohate #DLTIW
 
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I would almost have sympathy for him in this situation. :story: This is going to be incredible! The unstoppable commiefaggots meet the immovable Fat.

Why do people find it so hard to understand that anonymous contact forms can be abused? Pat has had this done to him hundreds of times now, and I have never seen anyone accept the perfectly correct explanation. Why do people find it so hard to understand that one person can enter someone else's information with it?

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Pat all you need to do is write "I'm sorry" you don't even need to mean it
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That would be absolutely the wrong thing to do in this particular situation and with these people that he is dealing with now. The only winning move is not to play.
 
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Smokeski said:
I had a malaise all day, a real thick melancholy. But seeing people pile on Pat for a post made by a pest has lifted my spirits. God damn they're funny.
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Right? Some days at work are an enormous fucking shitshow for me lately. I'll log in here on my phone and it's like an instant boost that makes me just not sweat bullshit I can't control.
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she even mentioned ol butter knife butt
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Godfuckingdamn did this make me laugh. Sometimes it's the petty, mean dad joke type stuff on this thread that nukes the ribs.

As an aside, how hilarious would it be if someone called Shane "ol' butter knife butt" in front of people he's trying to befriend? Then he'd have to tell them that story.
 
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Is this how Patrick finally melts down? More than he has already. This is an unstoppable force of grifting niggatry against an immovable Fatrick. Neither side is going to give up.

And now Leslie is involved. She must know it's bullshit but God bless this woman for continuing the bit since her bigger concern is his abrasive response echoing her own experiences rather than the veracity of if he's the one who said the dreaded Nigger word. If Norm rose from the grave to give his opinion on the situation I could die right now and be happy with my ribs being atomized to nothing.
 
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FinnSven said:
Is she trans-racial?

She looks pretty white for a “sister”.
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First thing I thought when I saw her. I've seen Spaniards that look more black than her.

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Unrelated to Fatrick, but this “sister” and “brother” thing reminds me of a particular black friend I had who hated being called brother in any context aside from relation to his siblings.
Whether it was other black people or misguided honkies trying to demonstrate that they were totally down with the nigs, it really pissed him off.

He wasn’t a coconut exactly, he was from a fairly well off African family.
So he was a bit caught between the worlds of the local street rat ghetto black kids, the Jamaican “community” and happy clappy Christian blacks of African origin.
He had been to fairly good schools, but burned out at university.
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It can't be easy being a normal, sensible black dude. Hope he'd doing alright.
 
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This is incredible. The Brothermen didn't even have to try that hard (someone might've impersonated him) and even when he's technically innocent, Pat's ODD just can't help but dig himself further and further down the hole. Even still, the normies are finding out about his murder threats and everything else due to his sheer incompetence.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
 
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It's important to remember pat isn't the only one the pests have pulled this gag on. They've done this to a lot of the SFWA clique and everyone besides pat just gives some canned response about trolls impersonating me and I'm sorry you received these vile messages etc etc and if the other person kept being a faggot about it they just blocked them and moved on. It's only pat who gets immediately hostile towards them, it's only pat that escalates the situation by threatening legal action against them and it's only pat who won't stop engaging with them. It's also why they only pull this prank on pat now.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
It's also why they only pull this prank on pat now.
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Such a great point, god damn

It would be so so easy to make this go away, all Patty would have to do is follow the playbook: trolls are stalkin me, sorry that happened to you, hope your day improves

That one statement would take the wind out of those peoples’ sails so fucking fast and would just shock the shit out of us, but Fat just can’t bring himself to fix it
 
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