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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Truly Rural said:
I know 3 days ago he said he got a flight home, I also know that from Tijuana to Merida bus travels 3 days and is cheaper than last minute flights. Welcome home ragepig.
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Not just one bus, buddy. *Six* buses.
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Well the view was probably good but pigman was probably passed out from pills and never saw it.
 
We all know that the book is never happening, however through his many drug addled experiences he has a decent scaffold for a HST type book. I know everything he writes will be self aggrandizing fiction but kernels of truth will be there to sniff out by people familiar with his life. Every author embellishes to make events more entertaining, I for one look forward to his book and will proudly put it on the coffee table next to Russell Greers prose.
Sadly what little skill and motivation he once had is long since gone, so I am cursed to be hot and bothered every time he mentions the book.

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Mynameisdark said:
Ralph's said he was given a VIP ticket from Melton some months back. I can't remember when exactly but Ralph was trying to hype the potential Masterson confrontation.
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To be fair Ralph is probably the biggest get for that event. Who else is going? Child-neglecting felon (if his PO allows it), pedo-defending manchild and his pedo man-servant, fat retard who makes piss porn of his retarded girlfriend, probably also the retarded girlfriend who gets pissed on for money...

Ralph is a king among these people.
 
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Drunkensailor said:
We all know that the book is never happening, however through his many drug addled experiences he has a decent scaffold for a HST type book. I know everything he writes will be self aggrandizing fiction but kernels of truth will be there to sniff out by people familiar with his life. Every author embellishes to make events more entertaining, I for one look forward to his book and will proudly put it on the coffee table next to Russell Greers prose.
Sadly what little skill and motivation he once had is long since gone, so I am cursed to be hot and bothered every time he mentions the book.

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lol he really doesn't. His "experiences" are 90% getting obliterated by himself in front of his computer. AA is full of people with way more interesting life stories than his.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
lol he really doesn't. His "experiences" are 90% getting obliterated by himself in front of his computer. AA is full of people with way more interesting life stories than his.
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That's true but the one percent would make for an entertaining read, written by a skilled writer. A wordsmith with a flair for the dramatic could turn his getting kicked off the plane on the way to Rome and the antics that ensued into an entire chapter. My point being, funny things have happened due to his behavior but he is incapable condensing them down and allowing us to laugh at him.
 
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EyeGuy said:
Not just one bus, buddy. *Six* buses.
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This seems like the absolute right answer. Ralph missed another flight he had to beg a paypig to buy for him and possibly had an extra-legal scuffle. What this confirms to me is that we’ve finally come to the end of the money.

Ralph’s living stream to stream and barely at that. The spiral of xannie cope and self destruction will likely escalate here. Ralph has lost all his rage, his wrath, and is barely even able to fake spite. He needs a miracle to get himself in an upward direction.
 
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Yesterday it sounded like even he wasn't certain he'll be home today, and tbh we don't know he made it yet despite his "home sweet home" tweet. He may have been hitchhiking part of the way if not all of it. The best thing in all of this is he doesn't speak the language, closest thing to a hygienic intervention was probably forced douching his asshole possibly at gun point in Colombia almost 2 weeks ago. Who ever helped transport piggy to his crack shack I thank them from the bottom of my heart.
 
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