DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Soylent Dora said:
Phil is getting noticed again for his man baby segment. Not sure this was the game to sperg out on. Lot of love out there for it.

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wtf is the deal with everyone using the phrase “crashing out” lately. It’s like a few months ago when people kept using “glazing”. This shit comes out of nowhere and is suddenly everywhere
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
He hasn't, he has said that he watched his fat dumb wife play it, probably when it was free on GamePass, and she thought the game was awful. Keep in mind she is just as terrible at games as Phil, judging from the streams she's done way back in the day.
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Figures, I think I read something similar earlier on in the thread. The first game also holds your hand less than the second one so I doubt Phil would be able to finish it without his best friends, on-screen tips(he will ignore anyways) and yellow paint guiding him, especially with how hard combat is at the start of the first game(BUGGED SWORDFIGHTING MECHANICS!)
 
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Digger10 said:
Yeah, I've noticed that too. It's weird how fast slang can spread.
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Hey, at least we aren't still saying Beast mode and Gucci to everything.

Pic of a fat retard to keep it on topic

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Best part was him complaining about the scantily clad whores. After he yelled at his dents, "Did you not see her!??!?!?, he stops talking and two shirtless men appear on screen. He gets this big lustfull stroke-grin on his face, until it seems he notices what he's doing and stops.

This guy is 100% attracted to women. 👌
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
wtf is the deal with everyone using the phrase “crashing out” lately. It’s like a few months ago when people kept using “glazing”. This shit comes out of nowhere and is suddenly everywhere
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nigger-speak and certain users just can't contain themselves and end up using it in every single post they make.
30+GameOvers said:
Figures, I think I read something similar earlier on in the thread. The first game also holds your hand less than the second one so I doubt Phil would be able to finish it without his best friends, on-screen tips(he will ignore anyways) and yellow paint guiding him, especially with how hard combat is at the start of the first game(BUGGED SWORDFIGHTING MECHANICS!)
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Games that require the player to think even a little bit are his kryptonite. Sad part is developers make games with nitwits like Dave in mind

 
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Soylent Dora said:
What's the breakdown on what he actually made? Looks like $521 with detractors throwing another $20-$40? Take out the cuts of every servicer and then taxes (lol) and its not great
  • He spent at least $70 on that food. Two meals for himself at $15-$20 and that's being generous on the low side. His wife got at least one meal according to him and we know she ain't eating light! Delivery and if he tips would make it close to if not more than $70. I could see it being closer to $100 given his area.
  • He bought KCD2 I am guessing at full price ($60). He bought at least one bottle of liquor at $35. I bought that same bottle recently, its absolute shit and apparently its house tequila in most decent restaurants.
  • Did he buy the other games he played? I am guessing so.
So just off the shit I know, he spent $165. Take home - $356. That's just an average day. No wonder he's so angry. He had to work so hard to get all this set up!
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Kingdom Come was bought for $60, he complained about this. It released in August and has never gone on sale according to SteamDB, but he probably could have gotten it cheaper through a reseller like Green Man Gaming, or super cheap through one of those shady sites that sell keys bought in poor countries. Paper Mario Thousand Year Door on Switch is also $60 (Nintendo first party games never go on sale, ever). The truck driving game I believe he only played the demo.

Also after he ragequit KC2 someone suggested that he try to refund the game because he was right around two hours which is the cutoff. Phil's response was to get more angry and start the game again, presumably to put himself over the two hour mark on purpose. Straight up oppositional defiance disorder type behavior.
 
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Catching up on the thread, a few things.

1. It's interesting that he went on that tirade about the refund, saying he "isn't poor" and doesn't need to refund games he supposedly hated. This feels like a clash between his ego (he's a successful businessman, why would he ever need a refund?) and his constant crying poor when it comes to begging for tips. Someone should mention this when he starts crying about tax season.

2. Someone mentioned he actually told Jayde off? What did he say?

3. KCD2 is actually a pretty decent game, no, I'm not just slobbering on Vavra he's an idiot. I'm not sure why 30+GameOvers has such a hate boner for it but there is a reason it's as popular (and not among journoscum) as it is. Is it perfect? No. But go try it yourself and don't let Phil and some dude who didn't even play the game convince you not to.

4. Bragging about trolling Phil in your secret little discord server is retarded and fucking cringey. Stop.
 
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Luigi Mangione said:
As for his KCD2 take, as someone who has never played the game, I thought the introduction was one of the best I've seen in a modern game.
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It can be said that the intro is a little long in the tooth compared to most games but the game has the content and the length to justify it. That 2 hour long intro is just a tiny fraction of the entire game. I think what i don't like most about it is it opens with the trope of showing you the climax of the story and action at the very beginning. The game makes up for it with all that happens leading up to it, but it is still definitely the worst part about that intro.
 
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CT-65/91-6210 said:
It can be said that the intro is a little long in the tooth compared to most games but the game has the content and the length to justify it. That 2 hour long intro is just a tiny fraction of the entire game. I think what i don't like most about it is it opens with the trope of showing you the climax of the story and action at the very beginning. The game makes up for it with all that happens leading up to it, but it is still definitely the worst part about that intro.
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"Long in the tooth" means old. If you don't mean the intro is old, you should have just said "long", because what you said makes no sense and comes off as a failed attempt to look smart that actually makes you look really dumb.

You pulled a Phil.
 
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Why he can't ever not shit on a game instead of just being like this isn't my kind of game, he calls the developers all kinds of shit because they didn't cater their game to him.

Phil rant about detractor discords is so funny because it's probably a handful of retards, majority of people that use discord hard core are fucking freaks.

Phil you're a giant swaying faggot
 
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Herman Throwaway said:
"Long in the tooth" means old. If you don't mean the intro is old, you should have just said "long", because what you said makes no sense and comes off as a failed attempt to look smart that actually makes you look really dumb.

You pulled a Phil.
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Holy shit, shut up. You pulled a Phil trying to correct someone for something insignificant to try and score points on them. Retard.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Feel free to gunt guard this flavor of the month slop that even Phil sees thru all you want, but at least get your facts straight. Vavra even admitted he sold out and made the game woke because he got intimidated by feminists, so you don't even have your e-daddy's honor to defend anymore as he has none.
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Can you take your autistic hate boner for this game somewhere else? You are annoying as fuck. I'm here for my polack beggar updates/discussion not about some game that makes you mald by existing.
 
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