Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

In s surprising twist of what must be split personality disorder, Nick admits to being a vindictive cunt, AND claims to be a nice guy who thinks there is space for everyone on Youtube.
Nick is generous god and supports people, even if he thinks their content was boring. He will also leave people alone who do not want anything to do with him.. according to himself.

This guy should be in a closed psych ward.


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With his trip to Vegas today I expect he will have lots of free time to seethe on Twitter.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Ramen Night V2
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Almost perfect... but not enough 4AM SEETHE

 

[Oxyjen]

@Fapcop can you confirm that you were the 4am ramen craving?

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I read that as “Screaming room”. Still works.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

That's why I think he freaked the fuck out and shower called Null. It's been suggested he's not just using her for sex, but also for drug acquisition and storage.

“Storage” is just about the accurate word for what Nick does with his non-functioning penis. He just kinda lets the Balldo sit there as he pays rent on it.

Here’s hoping he’ll go back to eating single Doritos before he ruins my good [user] name.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's like he'll go after anybody he perceives as smaller or weaker than him, but he knows "Sweety Squad" will fuck up his shit.

Nick is only capable of punching down. That's a fact jack

Nick has only punched up when Master Dick demanded it. It went ok when he went after Maddox. Then there was the BVLL:

This one didn't go so well for Nick.

 

[TherapyMan]

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Three things that are funny about the first tweet:

1. Nick had no problems with Kurt giving pizza casseroles to 17 and 18 year old girls until Kurt spoke out against him. Really goes to show how hollow Nick's concerns are there.
2. Nick historically and in the present befriends and allies people who say and do way more suspect things concerning young girls.
3. Nick himself acts like a weird freak when it comes to young girls.

Glass houses, man.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

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You didnt have to add that disclaimer. That room and those sheets are way too clean for it to reflect reality.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick had no problems with Kurt giving pizza casseroles to 17 and 18 year old girls

Nick is intentionally presenting it as if Kurt was looking to fuck a 17 year old, and that was why he did that.
The entire audience is now under the impression that Kurt is a pervert who tried to seduce a minor to have sex with him for food.

He consistently presents this in the context of Kurt being an incel trying to have sex and date someone.
This is the kind of shit that gets you sued for defamation, again. Nick is completely braindead.

And he tells people to send in TTS messages that repeat those claims and mock Kurt, and then allows them to be played without moderating them.
The claim was repeated so many times in the stream yesterday alone, it is insane.

 

[Flora Fox]

Ramen Night V2

Hair is nowhere greasy enough.

 

[DemsBNutz]

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Nick continues his Ramen cope on Xitter. We totally believe you Nick. You totally wasn't caught texting in Fatrick MAPton's livechat for multiple hours beforehand.

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Sword and Scale delivers a brutal response

Did he not do a show with them back in the day?? Back when good people colabed with less retarded rakets?? I feel this is how i learned about sword and scale.

 

[Sneed Force One]

In s surprising twist of what must be split personality disorder, Nick admits to being a vindictive cunt, AND claims to be a nice guy who thinks there is space for everyone on Youtube.
Nick is generous god and supports people, even if he thinks their content was boring. He will also leave people alone who do not want anything to do with him.. according to himself.

This guy should be in a closed psych ward.

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With his trip to Vegas today I expect he will have lots of free time to seethe on Twitter.

Nick's twitter is the perfect advertisement as to why no one wants to hang with him anymore.

Nick thinks everyone owes him everything despite Nick admitting he was little more than a facilitator for people who were actually far more intelligent or funnier than him.

Now that Nick's social capital is smaller than the 5000 nanograms of cocaine found in a strand of hair. Why should anyone offer him fealty? Memory of power doesn't afford power Nick. The LawTube grift has adapted in his absence and moved beyond him. He's not getting a warm welcome back. He can barely bother to do his own show. He has two people rarely babysit the stream so the numbers don't nosedive. He's not getting show invites. The only time he appears on other people's shows is to shit talk because Melton told him to.

Nick is a special Lolcow because he's intelligent enough to come to these conclusions himself and internalise it. He consciously knows this is what is happening, and he is furious. Simmering with barely contained resentment and rage. Anyone questioning his motives either get the block or the Dick Masterson "ACK ACK ACK" deflection.

Honestly, the man needs to get a office job. This slow, drawn out death of his YouTube career is clearly killing him.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

In the Nick v. Ralph debate, I will say this. At least Ralph has taken an ass-beating. Twice.

Nick still needs the ass-beating he seemingly deserves, and it shows. He has obviously never been put in a situation where he can face rl consequences for the things he’s opining on Twitter and livestream.

 

[Kakkerum420]

Nick is intentionally presenting it as if Kurt was looking to fuck a 17 year old, and that was why he did that.
The entire audience is now under the impression that Kurt is a pervert who tried to seduce a minor to have sex with him for food.

He consistently presents this in the context of Kurt being an incel trying to have sex and date someone.
This is the kind of shit that gets you sued for defamation, again. Nick is completely braindead.

And he tells people to send in TTS messages that repeat those claims and mock Kurt, and then allows them to be played without moderating them.
The claim was repeated so many times in the stream yesterday alone, it is insane.

You don't understand, incel prude. The best defense against defamation is ddosing discovery by making so many defamatory remarks you crash the legal system.

 

[Strix454]

Nick is intentionally presenting it as if Kurt was looking to fuck a 17 year old, and that was why he did that.
The entire audience is now under the impression that Kurt is a pervert who tried to seduce a minor to have sex with him for food.

He consistently presents this in the context of Kurt being an incel trying to have sex and date someone.
This is the kind of shit that gets you sued for defamation, again. Nick is completely braindead.

And he tells people to send in TTS messages that repeat those claims and mock Kurt, and then allows them to be played without moderating them.
The claim was repeated so many times in the stream yesterday alone, it is insane.

I guess he is deluded enough to think that Kurt is going to be his Maddox and he can somehow ride fighting with Kurt into being something again. Or else he is trying to get his channel struck so that he doesn't have to stream anymore as part of probation.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I guess he is deluded enough to think that Kurt is going to be his Maddox and he can somehow ride fighting with Kurt into being something again. Or else he is trying to get his channel struck so that he doesn't have to stream anymore as part of probation.

I imagine all it would take to get his channel struck is a list of the timestamps at which Nick is playing TOS violating TTS messages and Kurt reporting them as a Youtube creator, because they are targeting him.

I am actually surprised that it has not happened yet.

Supertips.gg offering Judge Bev and Karen Read as options also won't end well for them once discovered. I do not think a presiding judge will take well to being used for mockery on Youtube, especially not THIS judge who takes herself way too seriously.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Patrick "The Queen!!!" Melton appears to have obtained some kind of Aaron-related memorabilia. I'm guessing April Anderson's wedding ring?

This will not work, Nick. You are way too old for Melton.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Nick is only capable of punching down. That's a fact jack

His withered little fists wouldn’t make it through Jim’s turtle shell anyway. No point in wasting those brief bursts of energy when there are still bulls to suck.

 

[AnOminous]

the best thing for nick would be 8 weeks in alaska with no internet connectivity, basically let his dopamine levels recover

That might work for normie levels of cocaine abuse, but Nick has probably fried them to the point it would take a year or more, and they're probably never coming back to normal. He may be permanently doomed to a life of being completely incapable of enjoying anything.

And fuck him, the subhuman piece of shit. I hope his life is a living Hell.

 

[ddlloo]

I guess he is deluded enough to think that Kurt is going to be his Maddox and he can somehow ride fighting with Kurt into being something again. Or else he is trying to get his channel struck so that he doesn't have to stream anymore as part of probation.

Nah, he's just a seething addict trying to show everyone just how much better he is than his enemies. It really is as shrimple as that.

 

[Soapmore]

We can only hope MNPublicRecords has something salacious to puff up the day.

And in Las Vegas... HACKAMANIA: The Snakening