White Smoke Watch 2025

[RodgerDodger]

The crowd looks unruly. Papal Football Rioters 2025?

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Every livestream chat I've seen had people screeching about freeing Palestine. I'm so sick of this brain rot.

https://www.youtube.com/live/vOTiJkg1voo

Or, you know, just don't read the fucking chat.

 

[Fig Kommandant]

Or "John Paul III"

I'm hoping for Peter II.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I'm hoping for Peter II.

For me I want an old school name, like Urban.

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

*nigger pope walks out and begins talking*

Announcer: 'OH MY, IS THAT JOHN PAUL THE SECOND WITH A STEEL CHAIR ???'

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Or, you know, just don't read the fucking chat.

Holy shit, I've never thought of that. It's not like I can glance at a chat before closing it down. Thanks buddy, for this valuable information.

 

[NerfEverything]

Every livestream chat I've seen had people screeching about freeing Palestine. I'm so sick of this brain rot.

We'll free Palestine, don't worry.

 

[Black Yoshi]

We'll free Palestine, don't worry.
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[Jhonny Jhon]

It's the first time I'm watching this sort of thing live, how long does it usually take for the Pope to come out?

 

[Fig Kommandant]

For me I want an old school name, like Urban.

Speaking of old school, I hope this pope will go back to full regalia. I disliked Francis' optics of always trying to appear modest.

 

[scathefire]

It's the first time I'm watching this sort of thing live, how long does it usually take for the Pope to come out?

Apparently 30-60 minutes after the smoke

 

[Black Yoshi]

It's the first time I'm watching this sort of thing live, how long does it usually take for the Pope to come out?

It can easily take an hour from white smoke to reveal.

 

[Beardless Lenin]

It's the first time I'm watching this sort of thing live, how long does it usually take for the Pope to come out?

I think it took 45 minutes for Francis.

 

[Sammich]

I hope it's the black fellow, he seems like a really conservative guy, and might restore some faith in the church.

 

[testnameplsignore]

It's the first time I'm watching this sort of thing live, how long does it usually take for the Pope to come out?

Should be any minute now not long.

 

[エボラちゃん]

They picked this pope very quickly. Cardinals can't go more than 3 days without their phones it seems. (please be nigger pope)

The fact he was picked quickly, knowing that Bergoglio placed a lot of Archbishops that aligned with his politics strongly suggest that Catholics are getting Francis 2.0.

 

[Slav Power]

lmfao was that Barka playing in the background

 

[Mukhrani]

We'll free Palestine, don't worry.
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“We cannot prevent Jews from going to Jerusalem, but we can never sanction it. Jews have not recognised our Lord; therefore, we cannot recognise the Jewish people. They had ample time to acknowledge Christ’s divinity without pressure, but they didn’t. Should the Jews manage to set foot on the once promised old-new land, the missionaries of the Church would stand prepared to baptise them. Jerusalem cannot be placed in Jewish hands.”
- Pope St. Pius X

 

[RodgerDodger]

It's the first time I'm watching this sort of thing live, how long does it usually take for the Pope to come out?

An hour after the smoke the spokescardinal comes out to announce the name. Then the new pope will come out a bit later after he's had a few shots to calm his nerves

 

[Black Yoshi]

GUYS THE NEW POPE HAS BEEN REVEALED! IT'S SAM HYDE!