White Smoke Watch 2025

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Who will be the next pope?

  • Tagle (67, Philippines)

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • Parolin (70, Italy)

    Votes: 18 3.5%
  • Zuppi (69, Italy)

    Votes: 7 1.4%
  • Besungu (65, DR Congo)

    Votes: 28 5.5%
  • Erdo (72, Hungary)

    Votes: 17 3.3%
  • Ouellet (80, Canada)

    Votes: 1 0.2%
  • Turkson (76, Ghana)

    Votes: 9 1.8%
  • Burke (76, USA)

    Votes: 19 3.7%
  • Sarah (79, Guinea)

    Votes: 56 10.9%
  • Eijk (71, Netherlands)

    Votes: 5 1.0%
  • Scola (82, Italy)

    Votes: 5 1.0%
  • Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (43, CWCVille)

    Votes: 319 62.2%

  • Total voters
    513
Pope Stat Sheet

Name
: Pope Leo XIV
Birth Name: Robert Francis Prevost
Date of Election: 2025 (speculative)
Nationality: American–Peruvian (born in Chicago, served extensively in Peru)
Papal Motto: “In veritate libertas” – “In truth, freedom”
Religious Order: Order of Saint Augustine (O.S.A.)

Background:
Born in 1955, Robert Francis Prevost is an Augustinian friar known for blending rigorous theology with pastoral warmth. A missionary bishop in Peru and later head of the Dicastery for Bishops, he brought sharp discernment and global awareness to Church governance. Elected in a surprise conclave, he took the name Leo XIV, evoking the lion-like strength of past doctrinal defenders.

Attributes
Theology
: 8 (Rooted in Augustinian philosophy and pastoral theology)
Diplomacy: 7 (Experienced bridge-builder with Latin American, African, and European bishops)
Charisma: 6 (Quietly compelling, favours humility over drama)
Tradition vs Reform: 6 (Holds doctrinal integrity with openness to structural reform)
Mysticism: 5 (Grounded more in action than visionary experience)
Geopolitical Influence: 7 (Respected by bishops in conflict zones)
Moral Authority: 8 (Seen as incorruptible and mission-focused)
Liturgy Knowledge: 7 (Supports reverence in worship but not rigid formalism)
Social Media Prowess: 3 (Low engagement; communicates via letters and pressers)
Survivability in Vatican Politics: 9 (Veteran of curial mechanics and regional power balances)


Controversies / Challenges
  • Accused by some of being “too careful” amid crises — prioritising prudence over speed.
  • Faces tension with ultra-progressives who expected deeper structural overhaul.
  • Maintains strong doctrinal lines on moral teachings, drawing criticism from liberal theologians.

Legacy Goals
  • Consolidate bishop accountability and transparency
  • Deepen ties with South American and African churches
  • Canonise a modern missionary saint
  • Establish an intercontinental missionary college in Peru
  • Publish encyclicals on spiritual maturity, civic truth, and ecclesial unity
 
In 2000, Prevost allowed Father James Ray, an Augustinian priest, to reside at St. John Stone Friary in Chicago. Ray had been suspended from public ministry since 1991 due to credible accusations of sexual abuse of minors. Although the priory was close to a Catholic elementary school, Prevost did not notify the school administration about Ray. The Augustinians noted that Ray was assigned a monitor while at St. John Stone. Ray was moved to a different residence in 2002 when the US Conference of Catholic Bishops adopted stricter rules for handling priests accused of abusing minors.
Another nonce.
 
He has taken the name Leo XIV looking to emulate Leo XIII the "social justice" Pope.

Pope Leo XIII, who served as pope from 1878 to 1903, is best known for his influential encyclical Rerum Novarum (1891), which addressed the conditions of the working classes and laid the foundation for modern Catholic social teaching. This document advocated for the rights of workers, the importance of fair wages, and the role of the state in ensuring social justice, while also opposing socialism and unrestrained capitalism.

Leo XIII was also notable for his intellectual approach and efforts to reconcile the Catholic Church with the modern world. He promoted Thomistic philosophy, encouraging the study of St Thomas Aquinas, and sought to improve relations with non-Catholic communities and governments. His tenure marked a significant shift towards engaging with contemporary social issues rather than opposing modernity outright.
 
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This is the official pizza now. I don't make the rules
 
Should have been the nigger
Africans are pretty staunchly conservative which is why black Americans who go to Africa to get "in touch with their roots" have a culture shock and want to come running home.

Nigger pope would've torpedoed their social justice.
 
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