Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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The time is approximately 02:30 BMT. As best son Bossman™ has a big win, professional buzzkill and all around WEIRDO ®atdad comes in and asks him to be quiet - but Austin is not having it, because he knows, that's fucking crazy bro.

(with much thanks to @Flaming Dumpster for the archive)
 
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The money is gone (besides the CS skins) :bossman:
There is just never going to be a winning ark for him. It's insane.

Dude is not made for pro gambling. He could be making bank, but there is no self control. He destroys it on purpose. Every time you think there is a chance, it crashes down.

I don't know how I keep being surprised, but I can't help it. I root for the guy in some way, but there is no hope.
 
For any confused individuals, he isn't gambling for money. He isn't even really gambling for drugs. He is gambling to gamble. He is addicted to GAMBLING. Not to winning. Not even to losing as some people suspect. He could win $87 Trillion and he would GAMBLE it. He would lose everything and still GAMBLE it. He will never stop gambling until he dies (which won't be too long). He could be given the chance to play a 99.999% double your money game once a day and wouldn't like it. He would rather do 49% flips or maybe even the 99.999% chance to lose game. The shittier the gamble the more gambly it is and the bigger the high. The more he fucks up by gambling the more he can gamble when there is nothing left to lose and everything to gain. The more he wins by gambling the more he can gamble when he has everything to lose and nothing to gain.

It's like watching a high-addicted fent freak slamming dirty krokodil Jenkem into their decaying arm and asking, "The fuck, why aren't they enjoying pure cocaine with a horse tranq+Ambien chaser tested by a laboratory for safety? Why aren't they scheduling a safe and reasonable time to enjoy a little weed after work? They just need to learn! They just need some self control!"
 
For any confused individuals, he isn't gambling for money. He isn't even really gambling for drugs. He is gambling to gamble. He is addicted to GAMBLING. Not to winning. Not even to losing as some people suspect. He could win $87 Trillion and he would GAMBLE it. He would lose everything and still GAMBLE it. He will never stop gambling until he dies (which won't be too long). He could be given the chance to play a 99.999% double your money game once a day and wouldn't like it. He would rather do 49% flips or maybe even the 99.999% chance to lose game. The shittier the gamble the more gambly it is and the bigger the high. The more he fucks up by gambling the more he can gamble when there is nothing left to lose and everything to gain. The more he wins by gambling the more he can gamble when he has everything to lose and nothing to gain.

It's like watching a high-addicted fent freak slamming dirty krokodil Jenkem into their decaying arm and asking, "The fuck, why aren't they enjoying pure cocaine with a horse tranq+Ambien chaser tested by a laboratory for safety? Why aren't they scheduling a safe and reasonable time to enjoy a little weed after work? They just need to learn! They just need some self control!"
I agree, but I think this is a degree many people have never met. Thankfully.

I have known degenerate gamblers. Seen people loose 10s of thousands in a couple of hours, but this is something else. It's a suicide mission.
 
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