David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

I'm doing a Pig discord cringe deepdive rn, will post results when done.

Edit: Holy shit I am getting some AMAZING stuff here.
"I was born chemically addicted to cocaine"

Edit 2: Stare long into the abyss, and get shown a terrible sight of the pigger's underwear clad ass.
I'm not even halfway through this shit yet.
 
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I took a bunch of screenshots, but I think I'll leave things off with just this for now.
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I need to do some more research on some leads I uncovered first.
Also according to himself, back in 2019, he'd already sucked "hundreds" of cocks.
HUNDREDS OF PENIS.webp
Read from the bottom up.
 
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Symbol of the Chud said:
I took a bunch of screenshots, but I think I'll leave things off with just this for now.
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I need to do some more research on some leads I uncovered first.
Also according to himself, back in 2019, he'd already sucked "hundreds" of cocks.
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Read from the bottom up.
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The only other person I've met who sucked that much was a stinky hippy at a Phish show
 
Things I have learned from this deepdive, according to Piggy
- He knows Karate
- He was hit by a bus and was in a coma for 3 months
- Was homeless for a while
- He worked for Burger King
- He worked for multiple unknown restaurants
- He has confidence issues
- He has a recorded IQ of 147
- He thought that Surgon was OK before he joined UKIP
- Has never fucked a girl
- He was born via C-Section so has never even touched pussy
- Used to write vore stories
- Taught himself how to read and write
- Born chemically addicted to cocaine
- Has heart attacks
- "High Quality Gay"

Improvised black folk.webp
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Piggersurgon.webp
not a surprise.webp
pussyless piggy.webp
vore-tales.webp

fuckin lmao.webp
Capture.webp
crying emoji.webp
high quality gay.webp
ugh ok listen.webp
2nd amendment pigger.webp
self taught.webp

I've suffered going through 3000 of this faggots posts to find the juicy bits
I'll spare you the picture of his alleged ass.

You heard of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, dis nigga got Fetal Cocaine Syndrome.
 
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Internorth Inc said:
The 7 was, actually. Also he's apparently a crossdresser, SNP-shill, Thatcher hater, AND born to drug addict parents; quintessential modern Scotsman indeed.
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Specifically cocaine, which makes him a Crack Baby
LMAO.

(Was a double post, making an edit)

Woah there piggy, that's a SPICY meme, are you sure you should be posting that?
edgypigger.webp
What's that?
All Jews are exceptionally racist? Damn...
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Well whatever, it's not like you've said something that might offend the muslims, right?
Pigger weighs in on Islam.webp

Oh boy, pigger...
 
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Symbol of the Chud said:
Things I have learned from this deepdive, according to Piggy
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I just wanted to say you are going to Heaven because going through Piggy's Discord is basically Hell in of itself. Just to let you know some of the stuff you posted I've already said in the OP but there's a good chunk of what's new here. All-in-all, very good dive.

Symbol of the Chud said:
- He knows Karate
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As much as he thinks this is a flex, Karate is probably the worst martial art for self-defense. Something like Muay-Thai and Krav Maga would be more beneficial in a self-defense situation.

Symbol of the Chud said:
- He has a recorded IQ of 147
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It's pretty clear while IQ isn't an exact measure of intellect, Piggy's cognitive functionality would make this statement false.

Symbol of the Chud said:
- Has never fucked a girl
- He was born via C-Section so has never even touched pussy
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What woman wouldn't want to date this hunk of a man?
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Symbol of the Chud said:
- Taught himself how to read and write
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The fuck did he learn in school then? How to make yourself a giant ass?

Symbol of the Chud said:
- Born chemically addicted to cocaine
- Has heart attacks
- "High Quality Gay"
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He's dying before 50, I'm calling it now.

Symbol of the Chud said:
Well whatever, it's not like you've said something that might offend the muslims, right?
Pigger weighs in on Islam.webp
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Faggots defending pedophiles? More likely than you think.

Symbol of the Chud said:
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Considering cops take about 5-10 minutes to show up for an emergency, it's probably a good idea to carry some heat just in case. Of course, Eurofags like Piggy wouldn't understand that.
 
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
The fuck did he learn in school then? How to make yourself a giant ass?
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In the Pigger's defense, it's not so uncommon to learn to read and write before Kindergarten as to be entirely unthinkable.

That said, though, when an ego-tripping retard like the Pigger says it... definitely sounds like self-aggrandizement
 
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I've said this before, but I am of the believe that lazershart isn't a "real" homosexual. But someone who couldn't pull women and so he hooked up with his effeminate friends. Which is why he's into trannies and femboys.

Also, can we add crack baby to the thread title. On another note, some Rafale copium.

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rafale.webp
I'm not aware of any J-10s shot down by Indian Rafales? Or JF-17s for that matter. Pakistan only received J-10s in 2022. The closest I could find are simulated battles between Qatari Rafales and Pakistani JF-17s where they have lost

I expect to see copium from lazerpig once some more western systems go down.
 
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
Piggy's Discord is basically Hell in of itself.
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Technically, this wasn't HIS Discord, but the Discord for the RPC Authority. I doubt you'd get nearly as much info from his personal discord at this point. He hasn't actively posted in the Discord I was looking at for 5 years or so.

Anyway have some of Pigger's creative writing.

PiggyOC.webp
pigwrites.webp
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What else do I got here...
gay gay gay.webp
"My personality is that I spam images of old shit tanks and am gay."
futafagpig.webp
It shouldn't come as a surprise that a faggot likes futa.
no no no.webp
Posted without comment.
whattt.webp
What the deep fried FUCK do you mean by this, pigger?
redditpig.webp
The Very Personification of Reddit.

I thought I'd lost this but I saved a copy prior to my full dive, so here you go, Piggo's Political Compass, which comes as no surprise to anyone.
political compass.webp
 
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DNNS-2 said:
I've said this before, but I am of the believe that lazershart isn't a "real" homosexual. But someone who couldn't pull women and so he hooked up with his effeminate friends. Which is why he's into trannies and femboys.
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So he's just one step short of "If I can't get the girlfriend, I'll become the girlfriend"? He already admitted to being a drag queen...
 
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Symbol of the Chud said:
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I thought I'd lost this but I saved a copy prior to my full dive, so here you go, Piggo's Political Compass, which comes as no surprise to anyone.
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Tbh, I wouldn’t give a rats ass about him being almost dead center except for 2 notches left and 2 notches libertarian. It’s not an unhealthy position to be in, if you’re looking at it as a rational person.

It’s the fact that it apparently(?) brings him to tears. Ffs. Like a fucking point on a graph dictates anything in your life.
 
KriegsZensur said:
It’s the fact that it apparently(?) brings him to tears. Ffs. Like a fucking point on a graph dictates anything in your life.
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That crying emoji is just a part of his nickname, it doesn't refer to the chart. You can see the same one in the other posts.
 
KriegsZensur said:
Tbh, I wouldn’t give a rats ass about him being almost dead center except for 2 notches left and 2 notches libertarian. It’s not an unhealthy position to be in, if you’re looking at it as a rational person.

It’s the fact that it apparently(?) brings him to tears. Ffs. Like a fucking point on a graph dictates anything in your life.
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No, that crying emoji is just a part of his username.
Also keep in mind this was his political stance 7 years ago, and he's blatantly become more deranged since then.
 
Symbol of the Chud said:
No, that crying emoji is just a part of his username.
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Eternal Gopnik said:
That crying emoji is just a part of his nickname, it doesn't refer to the chart. You can see the same one in the other posts.
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Thanks for clarifying. I checked the screenshot above it and it didn’t have the emoji, so I figured it was some image reaction at posting.

Symbol of the Chud said:
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Also keep in mind this was his political stance 7 years ago, and he's blatantly become more deranged since then.
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He has his moments. In the past that was extremes that were outliers. Now it’s the normal moments that are outliers. Fucking sad to see.
 
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