White Smoke Watch 2025

[Mary the Goldsmith]

They should've voted for me instead I would gift everyone a pizza and go full Goge Vandire, it would have been fun trust me, but oh well.

 

[Mrs. Sai Moon]

A crazy guy gave me a book last year about America and the Vatican reuniting. Something about America being a protestant country. I didn't read it but it seems it's happening. Total Catholic victory. Catboys on every corner of every American city inc

 

[MugolEx]

I would gift everyone a pizza

You see, that's the Italian way of doing things.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

So this is proof that Agent JD Vance killed the pope and forced the cardinals to elect a American plant, right?

They were told elect American or face tariffs, of course.

Now I wanna see Vance visit the current leader of the Mormon church, get a piece of that tithing pie.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I am utterly disgusted for my country to be given this “honor.”

 

[Gef Mongoose]

This is not helping the fledging conspiracy theory forming in my mind that JD Vance didn’t play a part in the previous pope’s death.

I still haven’t came to the conclusion if he underestimated the strength of his knife hand or not yet.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

According to the stream I'm watching previously the wisdom was that an American could never be chosen as Pope because America is too powerful and it would be dangerous to centralise power.
Does he get away with this by being part Latinx or is America no longer seen that way

Centralise what power and how? A majority of Americans are heretical bible thumping evangelicals and protestants.

The Pope has little power... but a lot of authority. Don't confuse the two.

 

[Breadbassket]

I am utterly disgusted for my country to be given this “honor.”

Just think of the fights to come between the American President and the American Pope when it comes to immigration.

 

[Purple Francis]

They were told elect American or face tariffs, of course.

Now I wanna see Vance visit the current leader of the Mormon church, get a piece of that tithing pie.

Tariffs, lmao. Vatican city doesn't have any meaningful material imports or exports. What little they're going to get from Italy.

 

[theshep]

Pagpag. Filipinos gtfo.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I just can’t handle all this winning bros.
America is so fucking back, we even got a Pope out of this we are schmooving.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The Vatican bent knee to Trump.

Unironically i am certain Trump was an issue for the conclave. With the USA prancing around like a bucking bronco, they may feel an American Pope might give them some pull in Washington.

And knowing how easily pleased Trump is when his or the Countries ego is stroked they are absolutely correct about this.

 

[IKOL]

It’s all according to Vance’s plan

Hydrabros? Are we back yet?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Tariffs, lmao. Vatican city doesn't have any meaningful material imports or exports. What little they're going to get from Italy.

It's a joke dude it isn't as deep as the preferred pizza of the papacy.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

American Pope might give them some pull in Washington.

I agree. The new Pope may be woke, but an American is going to have higher standing with the current admin vs some random Eurofag. I wonder if we will see a Catholic revival in the US because of this.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

The American season is going to be interesting

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

> It's an American

> It's not Burke
Fuck

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

lmfao was that Barka playing in the background

Holy shit contain your slavishness. It's been 2 papacies since the greatest man ever, the memes are now stale and no one except for onion people get them anyway

 

[Slav Power]

Holy shit contain your slavishness

You know very well I'm too retarded for that.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Wish King Von could be alive to see this, we may have just gotten the first pope from O Block.

Im going to give this a natural informative reaction. It only says he expressed anti-fag views previously. Doesn't mean he won't just "change his mind" later when it becomes convenient.

Since the pope is infallible when it comes to matters of Church doctrine, he cannot make things that are immoral according to Church doctrine (like gay marriage) moral, so I wouldn't worry about him possibly changing his mind.