Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Well, Barnes was partially right, for once...

They did just pick an American.

Just not the particular one he wanted.

https://archive.is/ZqziZ

Also, *gag*.

Not the first time he's "joked" about a child's anus either. Didn't he make some disgusting comment about a girl at a hospital? Even his loyal horse Megan Fox seemed to find that a step too far.

"Maybe she's a diaper fetishist Megan, did you think of that?" - Nick Rekieta

 

[Vibralldo]

Logatto vs Rekieta Stand Up challenge. Whoever wins, the audience loses.

A-Log: "Any of you heard about a guy named Christian Weston Chandler?"

Nick: "What an awful set, he's talking about someone the audience has never heard of! Anyways, any of you heard about a guy named Aaron Imholte?"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don’t think Nick paid that low of an amount to his lawyer. Nick only buys the most expensive overpriced thing he can get to announce he’s rich. It was $800,000

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick, unshackled by the LawTube grift for the weekend, is RELENTLESSLY tweeting about Aaron's faults and foibles.

I hope his winemom audience is watching and feel disgusted. Nick will get his (what he perceives to be) revenge this week for the legendary Kino Casino /w Aaron interview. We will witness Nick at his maximal vengefulness.

Remember to Archive! (that goes for me too, I forget, yell at me if I don't)

 

[Oxyjen]

The nanny was disgusted by the lifestyle, she was a sweetheart and our arrangement creeped her out. Nick thought nobody knew, everyone could tell.

You gotta give us some more deets bro.

What were her actual tasks, was she really doing all the cleaning, washing, shopping and driving of keedz?

What was the straw that broke the camel’s back? Did she give any notice?

What was the immediate fallout from her leaving, if you were around for that?

Why is Nick suddenly deciding to hint at (no doubt made up) stories about her?

 

[PhoBingas]

IT ALL RETURNS TO GUNT

@All becomes gunt right again!

 

[AnOminous]

Terry was touched by God.
Nick let others touch his wife.
They are not alike.

Terry was never a cuck. If he saw a nigger in the wild, he would address him "hey nigger" and he would do that in reality. Not online. He'd just openly call a nigger a nigger.

Terry was a man.

Nick is a cuck.

 

[Bepis]

Not the first time he's "joked" about a child's anus either. Didn't he make some disgusting comment about a girl at a hospital? Even his loyal horse Megan Fox seemed to find that a step too far.

Elissa has a clip about it here for anyone curious. Keep in mind that the hospital stay this happened during was end of 2016/early 2017. The girl Nick is making this joke about was 10 years old when this happened. Absolutely disgusting.

 

[AnOminous]

Not the first time he's "joked" about a child's anus either. Didn't he make some disgusting comment about a girl at a hospital? Even his loyal horse Megan Fox seemed to find that a step too far.

I forgot that. I mean, how weird, how weird and funny. Why would a completely normal man who is completely not a pedophile make bizarre jokes about a 10 year old rape victim having a scat fetish. I mean obviously this is completely a normal thing for a normal person to make a normal joke about.

"Maybe she's a diaper fetishist Megan, did you think of that?" - Nick Rekieta

Nick, literally incapable of picking up on social cues, was completely oblivious that every other person on that stream was disgusted and horrified by his repulsive behavior.

 

[Vibralldo]

Did anyone listen to this stream? Note the wrench nodak's comment. A reference to Three Dog Night, and who has a 3 wolf tattoo?
Just curious.

The 3 wolves represent Nick, Kayla, and April

 

[Sneed Force One]

POV: Your a housekeeping assistant at The Plaza Hotel and Casino, you consider calling the Suicide Prevention Hotline of Nevada about a potential risk.


This image was generated by AI and does not depict real people or events.

 

[AnOminous]

The 3 wolves represent Nick, Kayla, and April

No, they all represent Nick getting buttfucked. There are three wolves inside Nick. One of them is in his mouth, the other two are in his ass. He's getting fucked by three wolves, because he's a giant homo. All the wolves in him are gay. He's gay.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

They did just pick an American.

Just not the particular one he wanted.

Nicholas Balldo I is the perfect anti-pope to Leo XIV.

I forgot that. I mean, how weird, how weird and funny. Why would a completely normal man who is completely not a pedophile make bizarre jokes about a 10 year old rape victim having a scat fetish. I mean obviously this is completely a normal thing for a normal person to make a normal joke about.

For some reason Nicholas Robert Rekieta chose to label himself with the NambLO symbol.

 

[Fapcop]

I forgot that. I mean, how weird, how weird and funny. Why would a completely normal man who is completely not a pedophile make bizarre jokes about a 10 year old rape victim having a scat fetish. I mean obviously this is completely a normal thing for a normal person to make a normal joke about.

Nick, literally incapable of picking up on social cues, was completely oblivious that every other person on that stream was disgusted and horrified by his repulsive behavior.

The best explanation for his behavior re kids, that DOESNT involve Nick being some kind of pedo, is sorta pedo adjacent.

Nick doesn’t strictly gets off to kids. What does get him hard though is pushing boundaries and flaunting his degeneracy.

Nick constantly talks about kids and sex and Aaron’s goo, not because he’s attracted to prepubescent children or even to Aaron, but because he gets off to displaying the most degenerate behavior.

Similarly he didn’t give his daughter coke because he wanted to put her in an “altered state” but because he gets off on smashing any boundaries of normal human behavior.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Well, I certainly wouldn't call Nick a child molesting pedophile. There's no evidence of that. That said, he kind of looks like a pedophile. If you saw a photograph of this greasy freak in a sex offender registry as a dude who molested kids, you wouldn't think "this guy doesn't belong in this photograph collection." I mean look at him.

There's also the fact he's never proven he isn't a disgusting nonce. I mean he insists what he says about Monty must be true since Monty has never proven otherwise, yet has anyone seen Nick prove he isn't one either?

 

[Vibralldo]

I think this is one of my favorite stories from this whole thing. Not only Nick is terrible at sex - he's also so retarded and inexperienced that April easily convinced him that making her bleed means that sex was amazing. It has to be one of the most pathetic things I've heard in a good while and I'm not sure I would have believed it if it wasn't for Nick boasting about it publicly. This guy is so stupid.

Reminds me of when he took the government worker saying "your house is way nicer than the usual drug addicts I work with" as "you're better than the other drug addicts" and not "you're pathetic, you should be better than this"

Nick really lacks social skills

 

[AnOminous]

Nick really lacks social skills

He appears to be unable to pick up on social cues. Isn't there a name for a condition like this?

 

[Sneed Force One]

I think calling Nick a pedo is a step too far.
A libertarian dipshit who could feasibly believe Big Pharma is withholding the cure of microdosing kids with drugs? Sure, its an feas(er)ible. But I've yet to see anything that suggests sexual intent.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I think calling Nick a pedo is a step too far.

Nick surrounds himself with pedos, defends those pedos, stays friends with those pedos even if they make sexual jokes about the children of someone who used to be a friend of his.
And his daughter tested positive for cocaine during a time he was swinging with a not clearly defined number of other couples.

Nick is at least pedo adjacent, but his opinions about drug use and government have a very heavy crossover with the typical lolberterian who thinks that age of consent is a suggestion.

 

[woodedbag]

drug testing on probation is almost exclusively piss tests afaik. 3 days on coke in system on piss tests. no way to know if nick is on alcohol while hes in vegas. let's hope they test him the day he gets back and we get lucky. or someone records him. if he is in fact with that crackwhore with the dumb fucking tattoos its a 0% shot he is not fucked up beyond belief. lets go rekieta give it a shot at beating the law here. you can do it you can outsmart them just time your doses up brother NBD