White Smoke Watch 2025

[dcss]

Oh no! The new pope isn't fond of the alphabet menace! Penis News is outraged.

I can’t believe the head of the Catholic Church is against sodomy.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I mentioned that and yeah, I think it's some sort of geopolitics. Thing is though, His Holiness has not been the biggest fan of Trump so that makes me think they're more worried about America than China and Russia. Wouldn't be surprised if the news from India spooked them since that's two nuclear powers fighting.

I think its more Putin's attempt to raise himself up as the Orthodox God Emperor plus the godless threat of Emperor Xi. Yes Tagel would win the hearts of Philippine Catholics. But Prevost can get the American's to use the Navy to protect the Philippine Catholics. That sort of calculation.

Historically the Church is not above a bit of Hegemony and playing power games. It's in Rome for a reason.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

LGBTQBRAAAAPPPPs will walk around in fetish gear and plaster pastel colored pentagrams all over themselves and then bitch and moan when the new pope is wary of them.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I mentioned that and yeah, I think it's some sort of geopolitics. Thing is though, His Holiness has not been the biggest fan of Trump so that makes me think they're more worried about America than China and Russia. Wouldn't be surprised if the news from India spooked them since that's two nuclear powers fighting.

I think the Cardinals see an opportunity to bring the global hegemony more in line with the Roman Church, where before it's been predominantly protestant. Another concern is how effective American Evangelicals have been in South America recently. They may want a Pope who understands that branch of the faith better if only to cut them off at the knees.

The other even more likely possibility to Money. Apparently ever since the crack down on using the Vatican Bank for international money laundering the Holy Sees finances have been a bit of a mess. The wealthiest Catholics in the world are in the United States. Pope Leo is also a numbers guy with a degree in Mathematics.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

In my defence I've seen tards say it unironically

Doesn't surprise me.
May they be baptized with Buc-ees toilet water to cure their autism.

 

[Lokenstien]

Fun fact for the Americans- only two U.S Presidents have been catholic: John F. Kennedy and Joe Biden.

 

[Pope Urban II]

nice

 

[Fcret]

America is a protestant country. Catholics should be deported. Especially the brown ones.

 

[dcss]

I hope Leo rids the church of the “faggotry” as Francesco so beautifully put it

 

[The Gene Genie]

I hope Leo rids the church of the “faggotry” as Francesco so beautifully put it

He won't. He covered up for pedophiles.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Niggas who bet real dollars on Prevost right now:

 

[Tinidril]

The Auggie friar who brought me back to the Church posted "pray for my friend Bob, who just changed his name to Leo".

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I'm not a Catholic and don't know dick. Can someone give me a decent rundown on the new fella with the funny hat?

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Seems like they've gone with the safe Centrist Option, he still has all the same views any Pope should have, his most liberal opinion seems to be opposing Trump and his immigration policy

 

[FMW13]

I'm not a Catholic and don't know dick. Can someone give me a decent rundown on the new fella with the funny hat?

He basically tells people to suck Tranny cock and loves his Mammy. That’s all. Oh and he hides the pedo priest after they sodomize little Timmy and his alter boy friends.

 

[Moms New Boyfriend]

I'm not a Catholic and don't know dick. Can someone give me a decent rundown on the new fella with the funny hat?

Most Catholics have never heard of the guy that becomes Pope until he gets elected. What I've read so far:

* Despite him being an American, he's been in South America since 1985. This has not stopped my feeds from blowing up with self-centered American faggots going off about how this guy was elected either because Trump is either bad or good.

* He's more in line with the Catholic Church being socially conservative compared to the last guy.

* No comments on Israel or Zionism that I can find.

* He's been critical of Trump and JD Advanced on Twitter when it comes to Catholic Doctrine and loving poor people.

* Fan of the White Sox.

* Catholics believe that the Pope literally speaks on behalf of God so there's that.

* New Pope usually tinkers with how Catholic mass is performed. Then sets an agenda or declaration around loving poor or sick people or whatever, nothing else really changes because Jesus was a Socialist and that is not in line with most Catholics' and Christians' worldview.

 

[fur fag]

i don't have good feelings about this guy. he's confirmed to have done pedo priest shuffling back when he was the provincial of chicago
https://www.pillarcatholic.com/p/vatican-congregation-member-allowed (https://archive.ph/aazQa)

he approved the placement of a pedo priest right next to a daycare and catholic school

 

[Justice Tony]

nothing else really changes because Jesus was a Socialist and that is not in line with most Catholics' and Christians' worldview.

Are you fucking retarded?

i don't have good feelings about this guy. he's confirmed to have done pedo priest shuffling back when he was the provincial of chicago
https://www.pillarcatholic.com/p/vatican-congregation-member-allowed (https://archive.ph/aazQa)

Shut up furfag, stop buying the Protestant propaganda.

 

[fur fag]

Shut up furfag, stop buying the Protestant propaganda.

read the documents yourself nigga, it's at p. 273 and before
https://docinfo.archchicago.org/static/pdfs/docs/ray_james_m-aoc_018789-019468.pdf (archive unavailable)

they knew he was a danger to kids and the new pope approved the transfer

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Fan of the White Sox.

This alone makes me think he's an idiot, but I'll reserve my final judgment for now. Thanks for the serious write up.