YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

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Good Morning Saars, please do a listenings on this Indian rapper of many great skill and talent
You're trying the right thing, nothing happens...
you like shawtys but they go...
you like sheilas but they left...
i only wanted to kiss their lips
i should be like Melissa
only caring about me and my pleasure
cause you never wanted my love...
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I love girls but i don't like their behaviour
they put their heart in the wrong place
they date those bad boys, motherfuckers...
as savage as wild dogs always doing crimes against them
they make her drink then we know the rest
the reaper is dressed up as prince charming
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I gotta change this, fixing the status quo
as angry as Sharpay watching her kingdom fell
she put focus into drama her whole life
got outrunned by 2 amateurs
now you understand how i feeel
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I'mma fix the status quo with AK and 9mm
yeah, i do hate boys, wanna show the world my good side
buddhism, never say lies, never damage good people
but take revenge against bad thugs, melt them like sicilianu...
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Gonna help her afterwards, leave her freedom to choose everyone she likes
like in a disney channel original movie...
and if i'll be so honored to be the chosen one
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i'll let her shopping buying everything she wants
always give a woman his credit card...
girls just want to have fun!!
cruising down the highway at sundown
having fun with the bastard's cash...he only got them by selling dope
like all of them, rot in jail motherfucker, that's what you deserve!
 
Considering Kitan is an exceedingly rare surname (and a few of Tamir's videos complaining about noisy neighbors), I'm fairly certain this is him.
I recently found this insane video where he complains about the Sade family making noise, which lines up perfectly with the lawsuit (according to the document, the plaintiff is one Reut Sade Shalom).
זה התחיל מאנשים שקוראים לעצמם משפחת שדה.
המשמעות של המילה "שדה" זו אותה משמעות כמו של המילה "סרו" ביפנית.
מדובר על תכנית אימונים סודית, שמגדילה את הכוח הפיזי שלך, אבל הופכת אותך לקוף משוגע.
בגלל זה הם באים לפה, בכל יום שאני מתאמן, כדי לקפוץ ולרוץ ולדפוק על הרצפה, כמו חיות פרא, מהבוקר עד הערב, כדי לנסות להכריח אותי להפוך לקוף משוגע.
אני לא רוצה להיות קוף, ואני לא רוצה להיות משוגע, לא אכפת לי כמה חזק אני אהיה, אני לא רוצה להיות קוף משוגע.
אני רוצה להיות בריא, גם מבחינה גופנית וגם מבחינה נפשית, ואני רוצה לשמור על השלווה שלי ועל האינטיליגנציה שלי.
עכשיו השאלה. איך להיפטר מ"שדה"? איך להיפטר מ"סרו"?
איך לשלוח אותם לכל הרוחות, שהם יפסיקו לבוא לפה, כל סוף שבוע שאני מתאמן, ולרוץ ולקפוץ בבניין שלי.
איך להיפטר מהחארות? שדרך אגב, חרא, המילה "שיט" באנגלית, זה בדיוק אותה משמעות.
"שדה", "סרו", ו"שיט", זה בדיוק אותה משמעות.
השפה אומרת לך, שתכנית אימונים של הקוף, היא תכנית אימונים של החארות, של אנשים שהם "שיט", ואני לא רוצה את החרא הזה רודף אחריי.
אני רוצה שהם יסתלקו. איך גורמים להם להסתלק?
It began with people who call themselves the Sade family.
The meaning of the word "sade" is the same as the meaning of the Japanese word "saru".
It refers to a secret training program, which increases your physical strength, but turns you into a crazy monkey.
That's why they come here, on every day that I train, to jump, and run, and bang on the floor, like savage beasts, from morning till evening, to try to force me to become a crazy monkey.
I don't want to be a monkey, and I don't want to be crazy, I don't care how strong I would be, I don't want to be a crazy monkey.
I want to be healthy, both physically and mentally, and I want to stay calm and intelligent.
Now's the question. How do you get rid of "sade"? How do you get rid of "saru"?
How to send them for fuck's sake, so that they'll stop coming here every weekend that I train, and to run and jump in my building?
How to get rid of the shitheads? Which by the way, shit, the word "shit" in English, is the same exact meaning.
"Sade", "saru" and "shit", have the exact same same meaning.
The language tells you, that the training program of the monkey, is the training program of the shitheads, of people who are "shit", and I don't want that shit following me.
I want them to go away. How do I make them go away?
This leaves no room for doubt that the defendant and the YouTube schizo are the same Tamir Kitan.
I checked and "Kitan" isn't found in a Central Bureau of Statistics spreadsheet of Jewish surnames, so I suspect that he's either a Japanese migrant worker or the son of one, and not Jewish (though it could also be that exceedingly rare surnames aren't listed in the spreadsheet).
 

Here's a lovely GoFag movie with lame Mario enemy OCs and a fuck ton of cartoon characters.
The "DO NOT HACK" in their name is peak autism. God SuperMegaBros or whatever that faggot's name is started this shit and I hate him for doing it.
 
The "DO NOT HACK" in their name is peak autism. God SuperMegaBros or whatever that faggot's name is started this shit and I hate him for doing it.
It's a shame that most GoFag videos are lame copies of eachother. You can find some actually good videos made with GoAnimate out there, you just gotta look deep.
 
It's a shame that most GoFag videos are lame copies of eachother. You can find some actually good videos made with GoAnimate out there, you just gotta look deep.
My favorite example of good GoAnimate stuff would probably have to be NotSmirks, his videos are awesome and funny.
 
My favorite example of good GoAnimate stuff would probably have to be NotSmirks, his videos are awesome and funny.
I find the fact of people like the ones that do extreme stuff with Caillou (I.E PaperLugi99 or DutchmanStudios NIGGER GOT BANNED FOR IT BY THE WAY) to be too much.
 
why is noone talking about the new toby turner news a switch was flipped on him now he is gassing up for what could be great threating to sue the chick who accused him (based) and also did a cover of ye
link to the video

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why is noone talking about the new toby turner news a switch was flipped on him now he is gassing up for what could be great threating to sue the chick who accused him (based) and also did a cover of ye
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he's been on perpetual crashout mode on twitter for awhile now but he's been getting a lot of attention recently since ye dropped that song.
dude was acting cracked the fuck out on keemstar's podcast today (https://x.com/TobyTurner/status/1921057340637200494). good for him for suing that whore but i feel like even if she didn't make allegations against him, considering some of the stories about how he acted at parties and such, he probably would've ended up getting cancelled for doing something else anyway.

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he's been on perpetual crashout mode on twitter for awhile now but he's been getting a lot of attention recently since ye dropped that song.
dude was acting cracked the fuck out on keemstar's podcast today (https://x.com/TobyTurner/status/1921057340637200494). good for him for suing that whore but i feel like even if she didn't make allegations against him, considering some of the stories about how he acted at parties and such, he probably would've ended up getting cancelled for doing something else anyway.

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Who the fuck is this creep? Is he one of those shitty reactors?
 
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