Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Flora Fox]

Kayla and the kids get to stay in the house and Balldo has to find somewhere else to stay.

My boss was in jail for starting a bar fight w. a woman. While he was gone, the Mrs. had all the locks re-keyed. Suffah, boss.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

So what's the betting odds on "Nick will overdose in Vegas like a kid in a Candy Store"?

Low, sadly. Our delicious cow still has his punishment of trial streams to do. If there is a god, he will be suffering for our amusement for a long time yet

 

[dustnight]

If Nick is ousted from his throne of Lolcowdom, it won't be by Ralph. Ralph is past his prime. Idubbbz is the biggest thing going atm.

Don't worry, I have faith he'll do something incredibly awful, stupid, cringe and criminal within the next couple months....

 

[Binary Code]

Don't worry, I have faith he'll do something incredibly awful, stupid, cringe and criminal within the next couple months....

It most likely be profoundly dumb, like he'll get caught up in something stupid and the LVMP/CLark County Sheriff will book him for something. My money is on Mushrooms

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-hqitN-_0 Drug addict Kayla Rekeita is so pilled out she can't boil water at 4am to feed herself. She had to wake up "sober" husband to cook for her when he as to work in a few hours

This is why you never touch drugs, these people are addicted for life.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

A sample of Nick's weirdly angry contributions to KarmicX's chat. In short, he's rich, tall, sexually successful, and the gubberment thinks he's a great parent. If you doubt him, he'll get snippy with you, like a real man.

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Some of the things he didn't reply to.
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How can someone who supposedly grew up in a “good” family behave as if they never had a real father?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

How can someone who supposedly grew up in a “good” family behave as if they never had a real father?

My guess is because the father wasn't doing father stuff. I bet little rekieta was allowed to do whatever the hell he wanted.

 

[ZipDisk]

Stinky Nicky or Funkhouse Rekeita?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Wouldn’t be surprised if one of the melton pedos will snake him by posting a picture of Rekieta drinking for the lulz.

I think it would be even funnier if he was accidentally outed in the background of someone recording or taking photos. Would be a bigger embarrassment.

 

[Edward Teach]

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Just think, Nick, how different your life could've been if the government hadn't conspired against you and violated your rights for no good reason. But hey, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? A couple bumps and a few shots couldn't hurt you. Your probation officer would never find out. Besides, who are they to be bossing you around like that? You're an American!

Not buying this is crack head....no hot topic belt. Surely he would be sporting that proudly in the airport letting all the fags know how is DTF in the bathrooms.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How can someone who supposedly grew up in a “good” family behave as if they never had a real father?

I really don’t want to perpetuate the creation of a multi-page OT thread about parenting, but will say I have seen superb parents end up with a shitty kid despite them having gotten all the big stuff right. Bad seeds are real.

I don’t think that’s the case here. By Nick’s own admission he spent a lot of time alone, consuming pornography, and was indulged in a way no child ever should be. Those factors alone will create a shitty person. Layer that over his access to unearned wealth and it was only a matter of time before Nick fully embraced fatherless behavior.

Then add to all THIS the seemingly limitless narcissistic supply from his parasocial relationships. In retrospect, it’s surprising he was able to go so long without being arrested. Nick thinks he’s a real-ass nigga, but his whiteness has saved him from a lot of richly deserved negative outcomes. (For example, Nick lashing out at police officers and not experiencing any consequences.)

 

[Law]

IRL Slaaneshi cultist.

He really put the "denied" in "Dechala the Denied One".

If you're staying at the Plaza and you go to the bar and put 10 bucks in the video poker machine, the bartender will keep slinging you free well drinks as long as you sit there and keep playing, jsyk.

Do they only bring out one free drink an hour though, to keep it responsible? Then again if you're trying to stay sober to win your kids back even one is too many.

 

[Stiffy]

Rumors are circling that Fatrick is fucking over ticket holders to Hackamania who are having issues with their tickets. And so it begins!

 

[Sneed Force One]

Rumors are circling that Fatrick is fucking over ticket holders to Hackamania who are having issues with their tickets. And so it begins!

Can't wait for Nick to present Aaron's letter to a room of 20 fat, sweaty losers.

Just remember Nick. You traded tens of thousands of paying fans for a cheap slut and a bag of cocaine. You chose the form of your destroyer.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

He really put the "denied" in "Dechala the Denied One".

Do they only bring out one free drink an hour though, to keep it responsible? Then again if you're trying to stay sober to win your kids back even one is too many.

No, there is some sort of limit, but it's based on comp values and profit. Last time I was there they got me pretty sloshed, brought me four singles in about an hour and a half. Doubles count as two drinks, so if you want a double you have to buy a single, then they give you a single. Idk how many they would have given me because at 4 I was pretty tits up and had to stop. I don't usually even drink, but you know...Vegas.

I don't see how Dildo Sack-ins will be able to resist the overt temptation. Vegas comps you drinks everywhere, all you have to do is sit down and start playing. And the Plaza is notoriously generous with their guests.

 

[deeman]

Late as hell, but i believe Hackamania might be the peak that makes him LOTY in his second run, there's a reason Artie Lang stopped even going to the clubs after he quit drugs (best attempt so far, he's gone real quiet, which of course is a good thing)

What do you guys think? Will Melton give him the coke and film it just for amusement? Are they just gonna watch shit fall down? There is a chance he will behave allthough tweaking for the event, but the after party will go wild, who will be his next victim? Lady K and his Mandolin wife?

Shit will go down.

 

[Edward Teach]

Late as hell, but i believe Hackamania might be the peak that makes him LOTY in his second run, there's areason Artie Lang stopped even going to the clubs after he quit drugs (best attempt so far, he's gone real quiet, qhich of course is a good thing)

What do you guys think? Will Melton give him the coke and film it just for amusement? Are they just gonna watch shit fall down? There is a chance he will behave allthough tweaking for the event, but the afterparty will go wild, who will be his next victim? Lady K and his Mandolin wife?

Shit will go down.

I would bet they plant drugs in his bags and call in an anonymous tip of a drug/sex trafficker. I think that would be easier than trying to drug him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t think Nick “People always tell me I’m smart” Rekieta is interested in “resisting temptation.” He went to Vegas to do whatever the fuck he wants.

Nick is exactly the kind of guy who scours the internet for several hundred hours just looking for ways to beat a drug test. He’s probably invested in synthetic urine and one of those contraptions you can tape to your body to produce a warm, sneaky sample. The web is full of shit like that. And their target customer is someone like Nick: unrepentant addict who thinks he can outsmart the authorities.

We’ll see how that works out for him.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

No, there is some sort of limit, but it's based on comp values and profit. Last time I was there they got me pretty sloshed, brought me four singles in about an hour and a half. Doubles count as two drinks, so if you want a double you have to buy a single, then they give you a single. Idk how many they would have given me because at 4 I was pretty tits up and had to stop. I don't usually even drink, but you know...Vegas.

I don't see how Dildo Sack-ins will be able to resist the overt temptation. Vegas comps you drinks everywhere, all you have to do is sit down and start playing. And the Plaza is notoriously generous with their guests.

A drunk guest is a guest making poor gambling decisions. So keeping their wits dim is good business.
And Nick already makes poor decisions and has no concept of the importance of money because he's a trust fund baby.

So, we're lookin at phenomenally bad decision making ahead.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Rumors are circling that Fatrick is fucking over ticket holders to Hackamania who are having issues with their tickets. And so it begins!

Hackamania requires government ID and the attendee's ticket name to match. If people were reasonably cautious of Patrick Melton's data security (Supertips allows users to dox donators). They might be fucked out of the event.

It's either that or Melton is trying to suss out any alogs / RedBar reporters, causing frustration.