Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Ellen, i know you are reading this, you are really detestable. two words. Fair, Use
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
This thread is getting a lot more interesting. Ellen is really starting to live up to her lolcow potential.
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I think we’re trembling on the verge of a meltdown here. Now that knowledge of her multifaceted shittiness has left the retard containment zone that is Reddit, and she is losing the protection it offers, her immaturity and narcissism is not going to serve her well.

And I’m so here for it.
 
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CoolFool said:
Ellen is such a liar, no one from KF is calling her or even replying to her on social media. That goes against the rules/culture of KF (Do not touch the cows).
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She's about to dream nostalgically about the days her only problem was the Farms. Soyteens are a little more. . .hands-on.
 
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HeyRosalina said:
Hi Ellen. Dress like this and hang around on a streetcorner. Then, and only then can you say you've experienced racism.
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Don't let anybody tell you you're not black! 8)
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Her art is okay, but the messages are so lame and simpleminded. A great cartoonist is only part artist, he must also make a telling point. This lady is only the first.
 
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CoolFool said:
what did she do to piss them off?
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She took critiques of her shitty product personally, and instead of taking it in her stride, slapped the big red drama button. Like all narcissists she prefers to escalate in the belief that she’s in the right and that everyone else will agree with her. She’s declared war against the world, thinking that a few hundred simps on reddit will tip the odds in her favor. Reddit’s been her safe harbor and now she’s decided to sail into a hurricane. It’s glorious.

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she is claiming to have acquired a doxx of BasedIfTrue.
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He’s claimed to be engaged for over three years. Assuming that’s true and that he didn’t get engaged in high school, he would have gotten engaged in college, that would make him minimum 22-23, possibly as old as 25-26, making it unlikely he’s still in college. Unless he’s postgrad, but they tend to not have time for picking online slapfights on YouTube. Maybe someone’s fed her bad data, seems like that’s more likely than him still being a college student.
 
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CoolFool said:
Oh, I thought this Basediftrue thing was a new development and the Soyteens were already pissed at her for another reason. Either way, she's pretty dumb to be picking a fight with Soyteens, they truly do not give a fuck.
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I think they just don't like her for the same reason we don't, she's a completely insufferable cunt and fun to piss off.
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She’s declared war against the world, thinking that a few hundred simps on reddit will tip the odds in her favor. Reddit’s been her safe harbor and now she’s decided to sail into a hurricane. It’s glorious.
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She is extremely dim and doesn't seem to appreciate she is now in a janny-free zone and there is nobody to Karen at that will stop her from reaping what she's sown, even if she manages to shut up that one particular BiT guy. In fact, if she does manage to fuck with him, the fury that will rain down on her will make what she's currently experiencing look like pattycake.
 
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SITHRAK! said:
He’s claimed to be engaged for over three years. Assuming that’s true and that he didn’t get engaged in high school, he would have gotten engaged in college, that would make him minimum 22-23, possibly as old as 25-26, making it unlikely he’s still in college. Unless he’s postgrad, but they tend to not have time for picking online slapfights on YouTube. Maybe someone’s fed her bad data, seems like that’s more likely than him still being a college student.
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He's 24 btw.
 
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Okay so from what I gather, she's conflating the sharty calling her house with Based if True making videos about her because they happened vaguely within the same timeframe, despite the two things having literally nothing to do with each other.

Ellen, this random 24 year old college kid is not masterminding a conspiracy to track you down and send people to your house. He made videos making fun of your comics. That's it.
 
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M0RTard said:
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She's in the replies to the pinned comment!

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And she thought the stuff on Reddit was bad. These are several hours old, I had to sleep:
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Edit: Does basediftrue know what's going on? He's going to wake up to so many notifications on his video since they're slap fighting in it.
 
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