Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[bortherman]

Also bold move of him to cite the hotel bomb threat that never was. What was up with the opening day threat? Never evacuated, only cited in one article from pat’s mouth, no police reports right?

There was a report but it happened at something like 8pm.
Certainly not "timed for the opening pitch"

 

[Sammich]

sheboons double down on their current pigrom.

I swear to god, some of y'all are funny as hell. I had to look at that twice before I realised it wasn't a typo!

 

[dj0449674]

If fathead was really shorting Tesla (we know he isnt) he would be losing his ass now.

 

[Terrorist]

I’ve always thought Rick argued like a nigger, with their typical mix of malice, obstinacy and profound stupidity. It’s fun seeing that observation confirmed.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

The funniest think about the Blackie saga is that Pat can't tell any of them to Enjoy Prison, Child.
As that would be seen as proof of him being racist for bringing up the massively overrepresented black populations in prison, and also for stealing the affectation of "Child" from the black community.

This is the most fun I've had watching Pat since the paint can.

 

[Oliver Onions]

My mouth has already been backed up!

We need a separate random_text.txt thread purely for things Pat says/does that are accidentally gay.

 

[AnOminous]

The funniest think about the Blackie saga is that Pat can't tell any of them to Enjoy Prison, Child.
As that would be seen as proof of him being racist for bringing up the massively overrepresented black populations in prison, and also for stealing the affectation of "Child" from the black community.

This is the most fun I've had watching Pat since the paint can.

I think it's funny he's being raked over the coals for totally bogus racism allegations instead of actually racist condescending shit he's said and that while trying to defend himself, he's acting more and more racist to the point even if he convinced the groid mob the original posts were fake, they'd still consider him a racist.

 

[five of em]

YouTube video posted on OnA, seems to be the original Tiktok that got taken down. She's active in the comments.

I started laughing so hard at this comment on one of her videos that my chest physically hurt

 

[Raikiri]

This thread should have a live counter of the number of tweets pigman has(including burners and deleted ones)

 

[scaryperrywch]

Can you unfunny faggots just fuck off and leave it alone?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Remember the “you can’t hack it with American women so you have to go third world” shit he said? Hopefully the intrepid, second, better Jackie will be warned of his bigotry towards Filipinas!

 

[zionlion1488]

New TikTok Video

Do we think she's doing some kind of weird fake accent? The way she says the word targets almost sounds like she's Australian or maybe from the Caribbean...but the rest of what she says makes her sound American. Very bizarre.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

I was trying to find it again and I'm glad porsalin re-uploaded this. Makes me laugh so hard. Anyone new to PT should watch it.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Can you unfunny faggots just fuck off and leave it alone?

I swear seven times by Allah and by Judgment Day that if some DSP tractor ruins this thing I am going to flay them

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Patrick getting exactly the treatment he believes everyone to the right of him politically should get is so sweet and amusing. The best thing is that he is doubling down on belligerence is only adding fuel to this trashfire. I was almost getting bored of fatrick

Keep going titty two chins, LOTY could be yours at last

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I swear seven times by Allah and by Judgment Day that if some DSP tractor ruins this thing I am going to flay them

I said it once before but I will say it again. First one of you niggers to ruin this is the new Fatrick 100% fo real fo real on gawd

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

New TikTok Video

Do we think she's doing some kind of weird fake accent? The way she says the word targets almost sounds like she's Australian or maybe from the Caribbean...but the rest of what she says makes her sound American. Very bizarre.

Sound like shes from Boston

 

[zionlion1488]

Sound like shes from Boston

I've met people from Boston and never heard that sort of affectation. I've heard the exaggerated "Fenway Pahk" sort of thing but idk it sounded different to me. She sounds like a retarded nigger is really the bottom line.

 

[Post Reply]

I was trying to find it again and I'm glad porsalin re-uploaded this. Makes me laugh so hard. Anyone new to PT should watch it.

Ah, thank you for reminding me of...
Patrick: You can't even maintain an account for a matter of seconds, child.
Redditor: You can't even maintain custody of your child, child.

 

[Spunt]

You'd think that as a big Star Trek fan Patrick would know not to mess with a literal Klingon.