Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Poor guy just wanted to make a video and she'll try to fire him.
 
Looks like she is claiming to have acquired a doxx of BasedIfTrue.

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Edit: apparently she's also filing a police report
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The cops will tell her to fuck off, particularly when they find out how she got her information. She's whining about being doxed and her reaction is to demand somebody else dox the guy in return

That said, she didn't think this through, if she rees enough to force an issue to be made of it, any investigation into mean things said about her on the internet would quickly take note of her distributing revenge porn of a critic - which is a crime in canada, and of the admission of doing porn shit disturbingly close to her own minor children, not to mention posting adult comics in the same place shes posting comics with her kids in them. That would raise some eyebrows and she'd be told to quietly stfu and go away before they're forced to to investigate her instead. To say nothing of the publicity this kind of situation would get in NS. She does not want CTV news doing a story on this as her porn shit would quickly become very public knowledge and it wouldn't go over well with her neighbors or her kids classmates and teachers. Thats the kind of shit that gets you run out of the maritime provinces

SITHRAK! said:
She took critiques of her shitty product personally, and instead of taking it in her stride, slapped the big red drama button. Like all narcissists she prefers to escalate in the belief that she’s in the right and that everyone else will agree with her. She’s declared war against the world, thinking that a few hundred simps on reddit will tip the odds in her favor. Reddit’s been her safe harbor and now she’s decided to sail into a hurricane. It’s glorious.
Indeed. and this was always going to be the inevitable outcome with her attitude and history. Even if she never drew the attention of anyone here and didn't a thread, if it wasn't this situation it would have inevitably been something else. Not to mention taking shit personal in these kinds of situations never ends well. Reminds me of that ds9 episode with the head of the tal shiar telling a captured intelligence operative you broke the cardinal rule of our profession - you allowed business to become personal. a surprisingly wise warning for a tv show, avoiding such attitudes is rather good advice

and to that i'd add a second piece of equally valuable advice - a reminder that the real world is not reddit and having a bunch of cooming sycophants telling you that you can do no wrong is liable to go to your head and make her do stupid shit and think shes got an easy win here and it'll backfire rather well the moment she leaves reddit with her attitude. As this whole situation is a great example of

HeyRosalina said:
Poor guy just wanted to make a video and she'll try to fire him.
Trying to call the cops on his ass for making a legal video and then following it up with trying to fire him is far from a reasonable reaction and a great way to end up on the wrong end of a criminal harassment complaint of her own. She's acting like an unhinged nutjob

taxedbrass said:
Confirmed that the Hacker is the one who deleted her account, then.
I wouldn't take anything she claims at face value. Reddit, like many sites probably has a policy of banning any compromised account for security reasons, which is a wise policy to have. I suspect its more likely she deleted it herself while pissed off and now is trying to get it back. She'd hardly be the first person to pull that one
 
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I got this DM from a brand new account with this message.

Ellen. I know this was you. This shit glows. This shit glows so fucking bright that terry can see the glow in heaven.

Are you really so fucking stupid that you thought i would think that this was genuine?

:story:
 
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I got this DM from a brand new account with this message.

Ellen. I know this was you. This shit glows. This shit glows so fucking bright that terry can see the glow in heaven.

Are you really so fucking stupid that you thought i would think that this was genuine?

:story:
Holy shit this larp is atrocious.
 
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I got this DM from a brand new account with this message.

Ellen. I know this was you. This shit glows. This shit glows so fucking bright that terry can see the glow in heaven.

Are you really so fucking stupid that you thought i would think that this was genuine?

:story:
If this confirmed to be her then i see this thread picking up speed
 
Ellen doesn't understand what kiwis want. We don't want to ruin your life, you're doing that perfectly fine without anyone's help. Kiwis want to be entertained, so keep doing what you're doing, which is posting dumb shit online.

Personally, what I want Ellen to do is to stop being a OF whore and go be a good mother to her children. You can keep posting your lame TDS comics, just stop being an e-whore. I feel bad for the kids.
 
It’s not her email, just checked. Could be a burner.
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I got this DM from a brand new account with this message.

Ellen. I know this was you. This shit glows. This shit glows so fucking bright that terry can see the glow in heaven.

Are you really so fucking stupid that you thought i would think that this was genuine?

:story:
 
I wouldn't take anything she claims at face value. Reddit, like many sites probably has a policy of banning any compromised account for security reasons, which is a wise policy to have.
I agree. It was likely Reddit. If you take a look at the breaches that @Bruno Powroznik posted, her Wattpad account was closed for the same reason.

Which means this has likely happened before, and she still didn't learn her lesson about using the same password on every site.

Edit: Post with breaches
 
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I got this DM from a brand new account with this message.

Ellen. I know this was you. This shit glows. This shit glows so fucking bright that terry can see the glow in heaven.

Are you really so fucking stupid that you thought i would think that this was genuine?

:story:
Didnt she do something similar like this on reddit to cry about le haters (account with relatively recognizable typing style and generic name)
 
The term incel has lost it's meaning due to overuse anyway. Same goes for Nazi.
As she's fucking for money, she meets the legal definition of "whore"

Seems like she's also an exhibitionist
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Keep your parts to yourself, Ellen. Nobody wants to see that.
She gets out her tits and spreads her roastie for stranger on the internet. I'm pretty sure that comes with the territory.

Interesting how the "tolerant" types will still mock you for not having sex.

Besides it's far more embarrassing for a 40 yr old mother of two to be insulting random 20, yr olds online.
my favorite is when "Rape culture" types use Incel.
 
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