Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

Melton already self-cucking himself out of the Balldo grift. No pay per view for the streams.

 

[Folgers Can]

Melton already self-cucking himself out of the Balldo grift. No pay per view for the streams.

Wait wait wait, where has there been any indication yet that the original stream is no longer paywalled and snipes won't get struck? I'd only seen it promoted on Xitter by Ian Hawk of "show me how those tits are April" Zoom fame, who is plenty MAPton-adjacent but wouldn't control the IP and is more likely perpetrating a rickroll of some sort. The official site remains adamant that it's paywalled, at least so far.

Also, AIDS:

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Nothing Nick does makes sense. He hates fat people...and what's the first thing he does? Hangs out with a bunch of fat people. Look at all those cool people, definitely not Nerds....or on a registry of any kind.

 

[Soapmore]

For those unaware Hackamania isn't anywhere near the tourist packed Vegas strip area. The Plaza Hotel & Casino is in downtown Las Vegas which has progressively become a shithole over the years. Bums, drugs, crime, etc. The Plaza itself is routinely ranked as one of the worst in Trip Advisor etc. Read some of the reviews for Lolz.
I really hope Pedomelt loses a lot of money on this shitshow.

A yelper writes: "The Plaza isn't much like the strip resorts. It's old and feels sort of crotchety - the Plaza doesn't care what you think about it - and it shows."

Nick is not going to appreciate this. There's not a Mar-A-Lago bathroom or chiseled Jamaican god anywhere in sight.

 

[Goatchoker]

Nothing Nick does makes sense. He hates fat people...and what's the first thing he does? Hangs out with a bunch of fat people. Look at all those cool people, definitely not Nerds....or on a registry of any kind.

He just wants to be a big boy and fit in.

 

[Niggernerd]

The ratio of men to women appears to be about 10/.05.
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Zumock and someone named PAAPodcast on Twitter is what I found. I'm sure there are better sources like Discord.

Exactly what I expected from Melton fans. Look at that tranny thing next to the orangutan with a pony tail. Disgustingly dressed for vegas.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Is this metion the butterbulk twits?? Crying shame..... Wonder what TOS they got wrangled on...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Death to middle-aged men in shorts, t-shirts, and tennis shoes like kindergarteners.

If you must do Vegas, do this:

Vegas is fitting for Nick because this was the perception I had of Vegas as a place you go to gamble and need to be dressed up. And then you go there and it’s all old people sitting at tables and slot machines endlessly draining their savings and SS checks in a trance. And when youre not inebriated and go out to take a look during the day you see how unglamorous and depressing it really is without the shiny lights and stripper cards littering the streets. I can see why it attracts a certain type of individual.

 

[ascension failure]

She can also swap out the locks and abscond to where her parents are at with kids in tow. If this does happen, it's truly "All Becomes Gunt", because the exact scenario played out with Ethan Ralph's horse.

The real difference is that Ralph was shaken up by his family, such as it was, being taken away (as much as he deserved it--even caused it). But Nick would simply be relieved.
I guess it would be best for the kids, but there wouldn't be anything funny to laugh at.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I wasn't going to mention it since both sources are such varying degrees of MAPton-adjacent that they could end up being a werk or even worse could be riddled with digital AIDS, but for anyone willing to risk it with a double-wrapped device, there are at least two ostensibly separate free stream snipes that have been publicly promoted so far and they should go live at around 5:00 PM in tandem with the main show if they're for real:

• discord.gg/spergtopia (discord account registration required but no phone number required)
• hackamania.live (as distinguished from hackamania.com)

Again, these are not in any way endorsed, vouched for, or vetted. Enter at your own risk, and may God have mercy on your soul.

hackamania.live is down for me. Might lurk on the discord one but the map adjacent thing give me pause. I just want to loo for opportunities to laugh at Nick. Lol

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Interesting times we live in. Nick used to pull tens of thousands on streams. Now he sits in the chief alog of his wife's former boyfriend till the earky hours, talking about goo eating. To take it further, travels to meet said alog.

Weirdly, Nick somehow managed to pick the Worst way possible of handling his situation. I struggle to imagine how he could've fucked it more.

 

[Folgers Can]

hackamania.live is down for me. Might lurk on the discord one but the map adjacent thing give me pause. I just want to loo for opportunities to laugh at Nick. Lol

If your browser settings threw an SSL problem try again with https://www.hackamania.live more specifically and it should work.

 

[AltisticRight]

Vegas is fitting for Nick because this was the perception I had of Vegas as a place you go to gamble and need to be dressed up. And then you go there and it’s all old people sitting at tables and slot machines endlessly draining their savings and SS checks in a trance. And when youre not inebriated and go out to take a look during the day you see how unglamorous and depressing it really is without the shiny lights and stripper cards littering the streets. I can see why it attracts a certain type of individual.

He should stream himself gambling.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He should stream himself gambling.

"Watch me leverage my single house into no house at this blackjack table!"

 

[Oxyjen]

 

[Sloppa]

Oh Karaoke, just up nick's sussy alley.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

It is fun that Nick missed one of the most interesting days of the Karen Read trial. I bet he is hitting himself for doing that.

 

[KriegsZensur]

The average BMI of this nerddork nambla meeting must be over 40.
Or 50 without skelly.

It must have been at least… 20 years since I last heard someone use the acronym NAMBLA.
Last time was probably around 2005 as punchline of a Jon Stewart Daily Show joke.

 

[dustnight]

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"You can't say my nose is red if everything is NERD!"

 

[waffle]

So Dick's doing a live show? Nick has a habit of really hashing that up. I am excite.