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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 319 92.5%

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    345
At some point his speech centers will be destroyed through substance abuse. He will revert to grunts, groans, and tongue clicks like some sort of aboriginal bushman. He appears well over halfway there based on his recent speaking patterns.
You mean oinks and squeals, which we're already at
The only way you can spite Mathew Vickers by making your spite-son remember you exist in his presence is to: Start IP2 style streaming, $5 shots, $1 TTS, $10 gunt slaps, walking around Mexico. You could literally make Several dozens of pesos per stream doing this.
There really is just three ways I can imagine him ending up at this point: A OnlyUseMeGunt IP2 streamer as you said, him dying on the side of the road or in his tin shack alone, or being shanked by a cartel member. There is no other future for the pig anymore.
 
After doxing Hunter's location when he was there, Piggertits is now saying that his visa is expired and his apartment is filled with drugs? I'm sure they will be happy to have this retarded snitch as a guest of honor back in Medellin in a few weeks.
making enemies with a well connected man in a country run by cartels and known for horrific violence is certainly a choice.
 
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Lol it’s a Ralphadisaster. Beat up and robbed and arrested AND a seizure where he turned Purble all over thrown in there too. Ayelogs eating good tonight.
And yet again the Farms called it right. Tijuana is exactly the place squealing and oinking is going to get your ass kicked.
 
Ralph just get a US based part time job.
Maybe a call center job or something else and work from home.
Continue living in Mexico to keep your cost of living down, do 5 shows a week that is structured with real topics to talk about and earn good money with that.

Boom. All problems in the world solved.

It‘s really tragic that he has not the will and brain power to solve his own problems.

He rather likes to complain about it and do nothing.
Just like a woman.

Ralph, where‘s your purse again?
 
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