🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Marche said:
Brianna Wu moment.
What next? She tries to kill a Veteran driving a prius in a drag race?
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Perhaps she'll do something unexpected and have a chris chan pepper spraying an employee for not letting her go full karen on some random customer moment. I could see that happening if she managed to convince herself that random people from the internet or whatever are stalking her cause they have her info and going off at some random guy because of it for looking at her the wrong way. Or in her case it would be bear mace as getting caught with pepper spray by the cops would land her in jail automatically. Thats a big legal no no in canada. I can absolutely see her try to claim its totally not her intention to use it on people and how she totally bought it just to defend herself from bears on her nude walks through the bush...despite living in fucking dartmouth and the average nova scotia bear not giving a shit about humans. Hell when I was there I once had a 500 black sow walk right past me and multiple other people, from behind and close enough that I could have turned around and touched it and it completely ignored us. They really don't care much about humans so long as you don't mess with their cubs or food and even then they'll usually just try to scare you off. But yeah, that bear mace is kinda cruel tbh. Better for everybody involved just to carry a kids capgun from the dollar store with you in the woods. That'll scare them off real quick and won't risk harming them or give them a reason to be pissed off at humans

On the other hand I can see her trying to go full wu with the 'girl talk' shit. Problem with that is she clearly gets histrionic far too easily to be able to do something like that for very long. The moment somebody questioned the shit she was saying or trying to get them to do she'd start ranting about them as well and get told to fuck off
 
The greater a'tuin said:
LOL she's having a melty
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The six stages of LOLcowdom:
Narcissism
Offence/Anger
Threatening
Appeal to simps and/or authority
Bargaining <- ELLEN IS HERE
Neverending butthurt *OR* DFE

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WonderWino said:
Perhaps she'll do something unexpected and have a chris chan pepper spraying an employee for not letting her go full karen on some random customer moment. I could see that happening if she managed to convince herself that random people from the internet or whatever are stalking her cause they have her info and going off at some random guy because of it for looking at her the wrong way.
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I get the impression this woman doesn't actually leave the house, that's why she has to live out her fantasies of being a cool sexy nerd girl through the internet. She basically just sits inside and obsesses over herself and her image online while her cuck husband and her kids deal with everything else (including any fallout from her online presence).

I'm not sure what the husband is actually like irl, he doesn't get much discussion in this thread, but boy he must be a bitch. Despite her attempts to portray him as some type of chad in her comics, the reality is that he's almost definitely some type of low-T nerd who was totally willing to play the doormat to this nutcase just because he has zero backbone and she looked out of his league (so at least a 5 who's not obese). I'm sure that's exactly why she picked him.

I just like to imagine what the actual dynamics of this household must look like.
 
CoolFool said:
Either way, she comes across as a poorcel with her dumpy house and clothes and flat, unstyled hair. If she's making serious money then she's wasting it somewhere.
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Bots for upvoting her shitty comics?
Seriously, she's the most botted user on the entire website. Let's do some math:

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You look at the time she made a post...

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Compare it to the time of the most recent post when you refresh...
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And let's take one last look at the upvotes since her threads move that fast.

12:34 was the post time, the next newest post was 15:20, but 55 minutes ago when last screencapped. This comes out to 16:15, so we have a time difference of 3 hours and 41 minutes.
In 3 hours and 41 minutes, her thread got 75,873 upvotes. However, that's just upvotes, so we need to do 75,837 / 0.74 to get the full total vote count of 102,482 votes total.
We now take 102,482 divided by the 221 minutes that have passed since she submitted the thread, and we get an average of 463 votes on her thread per minute. As in, 463 people see and bother to vote on her thread every minute.

Reddit also provides active user numbers, and that subreddit had 1,699 active users on it at the time the images were taken. The screenshots also show this as fairly steady, since there's only a variance of 9 users within the 3 minute gap of the screenshots. This would imply that every 4 minutes, the entirety of the sub's active users completely replace themselves and ALL of them vote on her thread, as the most generous interpretation of the data. If, for example, only half of all users bother voting on threads on average, this becomes more ridiculous and the active users replace themselves every 2 minutes. Anyone who is a new active user and doesn't vote on her thread only makes the data even less believable. I think we can safely assume not everyone is as obsessed with her work as she is with herself, so the active user number just makes her vote rate that much less believable.

But we don't even need math to prove this. Anyone with a functioning brain can tell you this bitch isn't getting this much support for her shitty comics. It wouldn't surprise me if the 26% downvote rate is mostly composed of organic users, while the 74% upvote rate is largely her bots, her simp moderators, and the other idiots that actually browse that subreddit and all take turns jerking each other off. I'd also welcome people to try this same method with other threads about major current events if you happen to catch one, because I remember doing this and she soundly beats major news events in terms of upvote rates.

Googling for how much the going rate is for reddit upvotes, and the cheapest seems to be 3 cents to 5 cents per upvote, (high variance because the cheapest website shows a 40% discount and I have no idea if this is just a first buyer discount or not) so for threads like this with the shown upvote count, that would be 2,000 to 4,000 dollars, but of course it's generous to assume every single upvote is botted. (but then again, that amount is less than half the final upvote count) Since she has the unfortunate birth defect of being born Canadian, the conversion rate turns this more into about 3,000 to 5,500 CAD for her.

All this to say: she absolutely has decent expenses to advertise her "business." Given how frequently she posts new comics, those expenses can quickly add up, and yes she seems like enough of a fragile narcissist that she burns money on keeping up the illusion that her comics are popular. If you assume she's paying for her own bots, there's your wasteful expense.
 
7/11 Coffee said:
Surprised Markiplier has fans like that. i thought he was a trolls remorse millennial
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They’re taking the sharty’s bait. From what I gather, soyteens have a meme where they blatantly false flag whenever they hack somebody. They posted “r/MARKIPLIER WINS” on her Reddit a bunch. Shit’s pretty funny.
 
Kingfisher9000 said:
They’re taking the sharty’s bait. From what I gather, soyteens have a meme where they blatantly false flag whenever they hack somebody. They posted “r/MARKIPLIER WINS” on her Reddit a bunch. Shit’s pretty funny.
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That’s the hilarious part about Ellen. She got sharted on her face and yet she can’t even tell who even sharted on her face lmao.
 
Cedric_Eff said:
That’s the hilarious part about Ellen. She got sharted on her face and yet she can’t even tell who even sharted on her face lmao.
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Obviously it was Based If True! All this happened shortly after Ellen’s (failed) DMCA. Clearly his massive fanbase of less than 30,000 was incensed that Ellen would (fail to) fuck with him. That college boy’s gotta pay! There’s a manager somewhere and by god this Canuck Karen is gonna speak to them!
 
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