Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

I feel bad for the people that blindly sub to her Patreon, thinking that they can support her and get a few quirky chungus comics as a bonus. They are in for a ride:
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Less creepy comic:


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She's also a gamer! What a hypocrite, lmao.
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(retro console sperging inbound)

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This is a sega saturn.

Whats actually in the photo is a megadrive gen 1
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(No i won't call it a genesis you amerimutt nigger, cope) ,



which looks nothing like a sega saturn for the obvious reason that the megadrive takes cartridges and not cds FFS :story: (No that in the back is for ram expansion not ROM cartridges ACHUALLY). The fact that its there with some cheap ass sports game really makes me think its more a prop/decor than anything else. Probably picked up for cheap at some yard sale or someshit. I see what looks like a single controller on the left but with no cord so its probably an 8bitdo megadrive controller placed there again as a prop. No cables leading from the back for power or AV out ether.

this ends the retro gaming console sperging


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(retro console sperging inbound)

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This is a sega saturn.

Whats actually in the photo is a megadrive gen 1
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(No i won't call it a genesis you amerimutt nigger, cope) ,



which looks nothing like a sega saturn for the obvious reason that the megadrive takes cartridges and not cds FFS :story: (No that in the back is for ram expansion not ROM cartridges ACHUALLY). The fact that its there with some cheap ass sports game really makes me think its more a prop/decor than anything else. Probably picked up for cheap at some yard sale or someshit. I see what looks like a single controller on the left but with no cord so its probably an 8bitdo megadrive controller placed there again as a prop. No cables leading from the back for power or AV out ether.

this ends the retro gaming console sperging


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TLDR:

IT'S STOLEN VALOR!! :jaceknife:

It also means that the Genesis is probably her husband's, and she really does hate gamers. RIP Jeff again.
 
Brianna Wu moment.
What next? She tries to kill a Veteran driving a prius in a drag race?
Perhaps she'll do something unexpected and have a chris chan pepper spraying an employee for not letting her go full karen on some random customer moment. I could see that happening if she managed to convince herself that random people from the internet or whatever are stalking her cause they have her info and going off at some random guy because of it for looking at her the wrong way. Or in her case it would be bear mace as getting caught with pepper spray by the cops would land her in jail automatically. Thats a big legal no no in canada. I can absolutely see her try to claim its totally not her intention to use it on people and how she totally bought it just to defend herself from bears on her nude walks through the bush...despite living in fucking dartmouth and the average nova scotia bear not giving a shit about humans. Hell when I was there I once had a 500 black sow walk right past me and multiple other people, from behind and close enough that I could have turned around and touched it and it completely ignored us. They really don't care much about humans so long as you don't mess with their cubs or food and even then they'll usually just try to scare you off. But yeah, that bear mace is kinda cruel tbh. Better for everybody involved just to carry a kids capgun from the dollar store with you in the woods. That'll scare them off real quick and won't risk harming them or give them a reason to be pissed off at humans

On the other hand I can see her trying to go full wu with the 'girl talk' shit. Problem with that is she clearly gets histrionic far too easily to be able to do something like that for very long. The moment somebody questioned the shit she was saying or trying to get them to do she'd start ranting about them as well and get told to fuck off
 
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