David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

Thanks for clarifying. I checked the screenshot above it and it didn’t have the emoji, so I figured it was some image reaction at posting.


He has his moments. In the past that was extremes that were outliers. Now it’s the normal moments that are outliers. Fucking sad to see.
Ah, the reason that other one doesn't have any emoji is because it's technically from a different discord.
I can't remember it all too well, but basically back during the whole SCP Exodus when people raged about them forcing gayshit, they created the RPC Authority. But they had teething issues in that the guy who created the new site was a total dickhead who started trolling everyone, name was CFOp or something. (Dude had the worst opsec I've ever seen and could be doxxed entirely within like 3 google searches. But this isn't important)
What happened after that was that there was an exodus from the exodus that Piggy joined called something like the NDI or some shit, but eventually that was archived and frozen because everyone moved back to RPC when the webmaster was ousted.
You too now share this absolutely worthless niche site drama lore.

Also, I think the funniest part about Pigger claiming he got hit by a bus at christmas and was in a coma and only woke up in April was that he was literally posting in February of that year.
And also January of that year.
 
Ah, the reason that other one doesn't have any emoji is because it's technically from a different discord.
I can't remember it all too well, but basically back during the whole SCP Exodus when people raged about them forcing gayshit, they created the RPC Authority. But they had teething issues in that the guy who created the new site was a total dickhead who started trolling everyone, name was CFOp or something. (Dude had the worst opsec I've ever seen and could be doxxed entirely within like 3 google searches. But this isn't important)
What happened after that was that there was an exodus from the exodus that Piggy joined called something like the NDI or some shit, but eventually that was archived and frozen because everyone moved back to RPC when the webmaster was ousted.
You too now share this absolutely worthless niche site drama lore.

Also, I think the funniest part about Pigger claiming he got hit by a bus at christmas and was in a coma and only woke up in April was that he was literally posting in February of that year.
And also January of that year.
I have not the foggiest of clues what the whole SCP and RPC shit is. I looked a bit at it today, but, to be honest: I had other work that’s due and after 15 minutes I couldn’t get past “fictional text-based military roleplay” and it looked less appealing than fixing CSV files line-by-line. (Edit: Not that that was the work I had to do, that was better than both of these options)

(But it is fun that it’s useable to attack credibility of other claims he makes/made)
 
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the only way this could even be remotely possible was if his mother was a cokehead and did blow frequently while he was in the womb, so it entered his bloodstream via the umbilical cord
He's a Scot. His mother and father were Scots. It is not only fully possible but also incredibly likely that his mother was doing rails of coke or smoking crack while pregnant. As Scots tend to do.
 
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Things I have learned from this deepdive, according to Piggy
- He knows Karate
- He was hit by a bus and was in a coma for 3 months
- Was homeless for a while
- He worked for Burger King
- He worked for multiple unknown restaurants
- He has confidence issues
- He has a recorded IQ of 147
- He thought that Surgon was OK before he joined UKIP
- Has never fucked a girl
- He was born via C-Section so has never even touched pussy
- Used to write vore stories
- Taught himself how to read and write
- Born chemically addicted to cocaine
- Has heart attacks
- "High Quality Gay"

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I've suffered going through 3000 of this faggots posts to find the juicy bits
I'll spare you the picture of his alleged ass.

You heard of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, dis nigga got Fetal Cocaine Syndrome.
holy fucking shit, i salute you from beyond the screen for digging through his trashpile

i couldnt have done it myself, makes me feel filthy inside just reading this
 
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lol - Copy.webp
 
People who say that America didn't solo Japan are retarded, and people who say that the Soviets won Europe are also retarded. Without Lend Lease Europe wouldn't have held out and without the USA the PTO would have been a walkover for Japan.

The United States won World War 2. Period. Full stop.
 
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People who say that America didn't solo Japan are retarded, and people who say that the Soviets won Europe are also retarded. Without Lend Lease Europe wouldn't have held out and without the USA the PTO would have been a walkover for Japan.

The United States won World War 2. Period. Full stop.
Back to back World War champions
 
The same argument applies to WWI, the entente would never have been able to keep the war rolling as long as they did without American industrial might.
Not true. The Brits would have ground down the Germans

It might have taken until 1919-1920 but Germany was looking at the second Turnip Winter by 1918.
 
People who say that America didn't solo Japan are retarded, and people who say that the Soviets won Europe are also retarded. Without Lend Lease Europe wouldn't have held out and without the USA the PTO would have been a walkover for Japan.

The United States won World War 2. Period. Full stop.
Those nukes did more societal damage to Japan than anything else. They still cope and seethe and think they did nothing wrong. Nigga, you raped half of Asia. Get vaporized.
 
People who say that America didn't solo Japan are retarded, and people who say that the Soviets won Europe are also retarded. Without Lend Lease Europe wouldn't have held out and without the USA the PTO would have been a walkover for Japan.

The United States won World War 2. Period. Full stop.
While I do agree that the United States was the ultimate winner, your understanding of the Pacific theater is limited. Japan was forced to over-commit into multiple ground campaigns and they had a major lucky break in capturing Singapore. They were forced into multiple grinding campaigns in Burma and China that worked as a manpower sink and as much as the atomic bombs had an effect, the Soviets knocking out the Kwantung army in 3 weeks certainly made them realize that they were completely boxed in.

In short, the actual truth of the matter is that the war was a collaborative effort and the primary factors of victory still are British Intelligence, American Steel, and Russian Blood. Lose one of these three and the war would have gone different.

Not true. The Brits would have ground down the Germans

It might have taken until 1919-1920 but Germany was looking at the second Turnip Winter by 1918.
Don't forget all the forming socialist movements who were ready to utilize the war weariness as a revolutionary tool. Had the German socialists had their shit together, you would have seen a red Germany in the 1920's.
 
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