Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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Puar said:
You're a fool if you think Synth is going to take any advice from Null whatsoever. If anything, it would be cool if they talked with each other casually on Chudcast, but Synth knows way too much about Null and would readily call him out for his own history if that ever came up.


But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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To be fair...it's not an opinion

They're gay coded because french people are gay
 
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Obsul said:
I told a number of people that if he let this go, things went back to normal, and he stopped simping for Kirsche that this would just be a limited embarrassing episode but he can't help but keep it going.
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at this point i will accept nothing short of a public apology for simping and a bunch of jokes or insults about kirsche weight.
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Hiphopopotamus said:
"I won't ban drawings"
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and that's why these people should be told
"you have your own places to talk about this shit. go there. don't bring that shit here"
that's ALL that needs to be done. same with the Vtuber people, they infect shit, and now they're here to stay.
and if you have a problem with it, you're the problem.

they can't just stay in their fucking shitpit to do this shit.

Synth:"I don't care about the money, that's never a factor for me"
ok, then why not ban the Loli people? sure they give you money, but you said it's not a factor before
has that changed? do the people that don't like any of the shit you're doing now, not give you money?
why ban them and not loli people?

just admit you don't like people who are noticing small things, and willing to be critical of everything
 
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Nindo said:
Don't pay attention to what that Puar guy says, he's doing a damage control campaign for Synth because he has the gays for him. Synth didn't review Expedition 33 because he's lazy and retarded (and of course he had to throw a bone to the mindless drones in his audience with that stupid statement about Sciel and Selene being lesbians), he barely plays new releases nowadays. Breakers, Kirsche faggotry and dogshit "reviews" that no one cares about is the slop that you should expect from him, Kane is doing a much better work at this point.
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I assumed he never got very far in Expedition 33, if he did all he could talk about is the nigger NPCs in the beginning (who are literally the same model copy pasted, even the white NPCs have variety) or the niggers in the expedition who IMMEDIATELY die.
Puar said:
His dad came over to celebrate his birthday. He chose spending time with family over providing a bunch of strangers on the Internet a video talking about new slop.
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The real reason is he realized there's no way to ragebait out a review on it without making up blatant lies, it's not KCD2 where they added jews, child rape and faggotry, instead it's a solid game with a mediocre story and now that it's been out a few weeks it won't be pushed out into people's recommended box.
 
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Obsul said:
On his next stream, for hours he spirals into a weird and cringe session of self-flagellation and guilt over this minor offense that is entirely uncharacteristic of his unapologetic and uncompromising personality.
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I’ve been watching his streams since people told DSP to collab with him as a joke. I like that he enjoys video games and I thought he was funny. I also really enjoyed watching Breakers!

Then his streams started turning into a fucking Kirsche fancast. Every stream, the most frequent topic was this retarded anime person. Puzzling.

And then…!

The term “crash out” is way overused. Any time someone expresses negative emotion now runs the risk of being called a crash out. However, Coomby’s 4-hour public self-flagellation for stating his opinion of a Vtuber’s made-up sex story was, indeed, a crash out. It was a fucking pathetic crash out.

Then, after the fat girl with the fake accent deigns to accept his apology (ridiculous), he acts even more foolishly and begins attacking his audience for holding up a mirror in front of his face.

All this for a woman with obese voice. All this for a Vtuber. Disgusting.

Pull up, futaman. It may not be too late. The phonebooking is unfortunate but hopefully it caught your attention.

Pull up.

P.S. @Ricardo Cumsox you’re the GOAT bro. Love your superchats. Don’t go broke though.
 
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Hiphopopotamus said:
I assumed he never got very far in Expedition 33, if he did all he could talk about is the nigger NPCs in the beginning (who are literally the same model copy pasted, even the white NPCs have variety) or the niggers in the expedition who IMMEDIATELY die.

The real reason is he realized there's no way to ragebait out a review on it without making up blatant lies, it's not KCD2 where they added jews, child rape and faggotry, instead it's a solid game with a mediocre story and now that it's been out a few weeks it won't be pushed out into people's recommended box.
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Relax. He will probably talk about it later on in the year after he has played it and GOTY 2025 comes up. Or he might even talk about it on stream if it gets brought up by chat.
 
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Obsul said:
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DSP's go-to buzzword that's in every other one of his sentences is "detractors". For Synthetic Man it's "parasocial".
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Lmao what caused this superchat to get sent out, did Puar get timed out or something?
Obsul said:
Has he ever done a remorseful apology to anyone like this, especially a man, before Kirsche?
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the closest hes ever gotten to giving a apology was the zeroneedscoffee incident when he didnt realize it was a 15/16 year old that was responding to him, but im pretty sure his response at the time was radio silence towards it and later on explaining how he felt bad and tried to direct attention away from him. It didnt mean shit IIRC that kid trooned out or became a breadtuber or something so undue remorse about it years afterwards
 
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