DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

DesperateSydePhil will drive blindfolded for $50.
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Those $50 have to be in a single tip, and he's only going to do it for 5 minutes. Even his gimmicks are desperate, jesus.

Edit: here's the guy that he just banned and made him do a mod call on Kick



Edit 2: He's so bad at filling dead air, I'm feeling physical pain right now

 

[shekelshoah666]

This stream is fucking ROUGH holy shit.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil thought this sounded good in that oddly-shaped head.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil thought this sounded good in that oddly-shaped head.

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We have truly never had a director as talented as DSP in the world. The use of multicams is highly creative, they both show the same thing. Wonderful camera work.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Another mental illness moment

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil thought this sounded good in that oddly-shaped head.

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I love how Phil's idea of racial humor always boils down to screaming "NIGGER!". He really is 12 intellectually.

 

[neger psykolog]

I love how Phil's idea of racial humor always boils down to screaming "NIGGER!". He really is 12 intellectually.

He's really just like us (k-farmers).
Nigger.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Another mental illness moment
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Totally not a manchild.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Thanks for stopping by, Jayde


E: aaaaaand he's already threatening to wagequit Truck Sim SAVED, he got the money and now he has to go all of a sudden
E2: Saw this on Tevin's stream, apparently Phil's camera fucked up and he's not wearing pants

Spoiler: Not Safe For Life

 

[Delayed Breathing]

DesperateSydePhil will drive blindfolded for $50.
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I'd donate $500 if he did it in his actual car.

 

[Iron Father]

From pumping yogurt to hauling it. Driving in dead fucking silence.

Edit: He really said "Wait what's an ambulance doing on the highway?"

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

DesperateSydePhil will drive blindfolded for $50.
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[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Now he's scamming the blindfold because he doesn't have time anymore after getting $150. If that wasn't bad enough, he sneakily removed the pinned message with the blindfold beg so no one would notice
E: He promised not to beg if he hit the goal earlier and just did another $150 beg, Steve was right lmao

Edit: He really said "Wait what's an ambulance doing on the highway?"

Another good one: "The difference between when you virtual drive and real drive, is that when you real drive, if you space out you veer off the road"

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Nice way to scam a dent into gifting subs to hit the goal for some kick badges.....just for Dave to reneg and say he'll do it next stream

 

[Iron Father]

DSP trying to reverse his big rig into a loading bay was amazing. Literally nothing has changed since he tried to do something similar in GTA 5.

 

[neger psykolog]

Nice way to scam a dent into gifting subs to hit the goal for some kick badges.....just for Dave to reneg and say he'll do it next stream View attachment 7342708

I like how its not just enough that he scams his audience by lying about his degenerate gambling addiction, but even once he gets the money from his dents he scams them again.... and they still show up to keep giving him money.
We're never going to see him finish eating those bits of candy are we? Truly a herculean task that is beneath our king.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Gezz, look at this parasocial faggot trying to get daddy's attention.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I like how its not just enough that he scams his audience by lying about his degenerate gambling addiction, but even once he gets the money from his dents he scams them again.... and they still show up to keep giving him money.
We're never going to see him finish eating those bits of candy are we? Truly a herculean task that is beneath our king.

That's cam girl behavior lol. Give 10 for something agreed upon then be like "for an extra 25 dollars"...... but dents keep falling for it. God forbid they meet a stripper they'd get robbed blind.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Now he's laughing at people for "wearing hand me downs" while he has plenty of money to buy new shirts

Didn't he brag up and down about buying his shirts from a second hand shahp to prove how frugal he is after his boycrush LTG told him to work on his sexy?

 

[Prince Lotor]

100% this. Phil made up his mind and knew he was going to shit on it before he even clicked the purchase button. He only bought it to (in his mind at least) prove he was always correct. It ties into his apology fetish, I bet he fully believed he'd play it for two hours, then everyone in chat would flood him with donations saying they were wrong and he was right, and someone would clip him and he'd go viral as being the no-shill gaming messiah that everyone loves because he has brilliant insight and courage.

Meanwhile, Phil actually had a game he was excited about playing for once, and...he just sort of threw it onto the end of the stream after the mood was already soured. Which was probably the most surprising part to me. Not Phil making a bad decision, that'd be Phil's free space on a bingo square, but when was the last time he really talked about wanting to play a game? Especially without immediately equating it to wanting to play solely because he thinks it'll bring in views/money/save the channel?

I think also somewhere in Phil's narc-injured gin-brain his plan was always to take a big shit on whatever this KCD2 game is as in his DMs with Tardski they had a back and forth where it was one of the rare times Andy actually DM'ed him first where Andy said, "Dude, are you playing this KCD2 game? I'm playing it right now and I'm loving it!" and Phil responded with something like, "LOL Fuck that noise! Let's talk about booze and bitches, and felting my trolls ACK ACK ACK!!!!" and then after Andy didn't respond for 2 hours Phil sent something like, "I'm very sorry sir. You were enthusiastic about something and I was dismissive and inappropriately flippant about it, and I apologize for it. We can talk about whatever you want." Then Andy didn't DM Phil again until they were doing a show or something and Phil was like, "I'm sorry for what I said before," and Andy was like, "lol, what?"
Phil has a lot of stored up narc-injury from Andy being like, "Thank fuck! I can stop pretending I like him now?"

Phil thought this sounded good in that oddly-shaped head.

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Christ, how are his "anti-white" "woke" racist takes worse than his regular racist takes?


Edit: @neger psykolog Uhh, if you remember he actually got a headache "from all the sugar" from eating that half a packet of Skittles and had to go take an Advil after stream, so you're being pretty selfish. If you were a True & Authentic fan you would just give him $1,000 because you like him and want to support him, not because you're an asshole troll who thinks you're entitled to something.