Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Update: @Claudio Hernández Castañeda is unbanned! Name autofills now. He just jumped the gun a little early.
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Furry? I am not a furry! I am not a furry, I know when I left, it was over 10 years ago. More than 6, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! I covered my tracks, I got that idiot Dickmain to admit to it.

Claudio, please, you don't have to-

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? They've done worse. That Maya image. Are you telling me they don't know it's not porn? No, he orchestrated it! Null! He hosts zoosadism porn on his website, and I signed up! What was I thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change! Ever since 2018, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands off the gay pedo porn. "But not our Jersh, couldn't be our precious Jersh!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be an ooperator? What a sick joke! I shouldn't have signed up when I had the chance. And you- Ruben Sim, you have to stop him...
Edit: almost forgot the trach tube lol
 
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It was very intelligent of your retarded, Shotacon Neko lover jannies to ban me right when I was writing a response back in Wednesday. ¡Pinches maricas de mierda, cada uno de ustedes!

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What is he talking about?

You know exactly what I mean, dead end.

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It said I was BANNED. Not "banned until X date, X hour." It said BANNED.

It appears I was unbanned as I was writing this, but it doesn't matter, I'll do my last clarification, because it seems @Tread Miller cunt has selective amnesia. Pathetic.

Honestly, no I wouldn't. Even at that, there should of been some evidence of it. Posting on a neighborhood Facebook group warning others to keep their cats in check.

HEY, retard. You fucking RETARD. I tried to get a Facebook account in the late 2010's, Zucker(((berg))) instantly banned me when I shared a link for my own videos for "spamming". So get the fuck outta here.

Anyways. Sit down, mouth drooling bastards, because I am going to run through shit I can explain.

What I can't fucking explain why I favorited those 516 pictures on e621, which I don't have access anymore and I don't want to look for them. I moved on, the detox has felt very good in my head.

First things first:

Being a furry
I became a furry in the 2014's because I WAS DESPERATE to be in part of something. I am completely self aware that I never had friends, and the ones that did backstabbed me.

Universe Mario was filled with buffoons from Spain who appeared to ignore the fact I was a naive imbecile around the age of 11 to 13. Wario's apathy (The admin was really called that way) didn't help.

I am glad all the evidence died with UM. Because some things are better left forgotten. Wario said he wanted to move on for other projects and he would abandon the maintenance of the forum.

In-between this fucking thing, my bastard father tried to defend me on YouTube, in the midst of the insults thrown at my child self. He just gave coal to the fire . It didn't help at all, and he learned to never try again.

All the first furries I talked to treated me nicely, one thing went to another, and I might as well have become part of the fandom in less than a year. I was a really fucking lonely kid who didn't fucking move on yet from loss.

"Why did you stop being a furfag then?"


They hurt me. They hurt my trust, they made me resentful, their sense of pride just because they have hundreds-or-thousands of followers made me start to hate them. They behave exactly how you think, Kiwitards. Hypocritical, perverted, abusive, backstabbing, defensive of predators, and gossipers that love to talk shit behind your back.

They would cause me to become isolated, hated for either not liking Islam's treatment of gays (I knew TWO FUCKING gay Muslims. But they were in passing—One was a retarded khaffir who has a DiD personality disorder WHILE being gay and a khaffirs. The 2nd Muslim called me an "islamophobe" for telling him to be careful around his peers.

I have a lot of first hand bad experiences with at least 3 "popufurs", but I don't want to remember them.

As a matter of fact, I was friends with at least 3 other popufurs from Mexico. Wanna know the irony? One of them was fucking Hyena Jack and that faggot who has a black-with-white-stripes tiger with white hair. Wanna know the funniest part of the two? Hyena Jack IS A FUCKING PEDO (a la Harvey Milk, specifically) and the both the tiger bitch and Hyena Jack is FRIENDS with PEOPLE WHO SHARED ZSAM AND CSAM.

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You have an hour to give me ONE REASON as to why I would ever want to be in a fandom like this. They all fucking mourned Dragoneer LAST AUGUST 2024.

Back to the topic.

By the end of the 2000's, my experiences caused me to trust Jacob, starman3/Jacobthemhero. I will forever regret ever doing that, because of how he ended up backstabbing me too.

Starman3, or "How can this asperger faggot even groom someone—?"

Full. Stop. Stop right there.

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He spoke with my mother with the Wii mic. I played with him Animal Crossing City Folk. I played Smash Bros Brawl. I played Roblox with him.

I trusted him. The red flags were there, but I couldn't see them.

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Keep in mind that Lucariomario8 was like 2-3 years older than me. (To guess how old I was, just do the year it shows there minus 1995.)

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This is all Jacob.

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This is likely me.

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Lucariomario8's abandoned profile. Jacob showed him porn in Skype (he wasn't subtle about having done so).

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This explains a lot about Jacob, honestly. I dunno why the received messages got mixed with the sent ones, though.

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By the 2011's, before he was completely outed, I cut ties with him.

This is evidence you can find on videos about him. He used his fame to gain trust of minors. Most specifically, both a 14 year old girl and a 11 year old one.

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Something I am not showing you here, as it's not that relevant, is that Jacob made an obvious alt on Youtube and tried to spread around the rumor that "Jake was stabbed repeated times and his parents are dead"... While still using the same grammar and linguistical mannerisms he does. And the alt had a yoshi profile picture too.

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Why is 2019 such a fucking key date for almost everything I know from the internet?

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How much furry porn did Starman3 show you?
How am I supposed to know?

Hey, Claudio, can you explain the tickle porn? Who pushed the porn onto you so early?
JacobtheMHero pushed the porn onto me.

Abandoning the furry fandom:
It appears I left a few years before my own calculations.

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It's not there anymore.

Just out of principle, I am shutting down these accounts. If I want to move on, I might as well.

In the 2 day ban, I managed to get into Inkbunny. And without even touching it, this was the blacklist.

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As expected, the website doesn't give you log in dates, I wish it did. It would have helped me a lot.

Something that might give you a good timeline spot on this topic is the very last DM I ever got, and never read:

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It won't matter anyways, it's been set to be termination already.

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I didn't even use the account much. If you got to check the favorites, you would see it doesn't pass the 4th page.

Clauswritesthings is going to be deleted as well. and as of Weasyl... I haven't been able to get access it.

Raping a cat accusations:
I would never, fucking never abuse an animal. Everything animals have done to me is share their presence to me, reminding me that, at the very least, there is evidence that nature is not pure evil because of us humans tarnishing it. There is A reason why us as people have written a shit ton of stories about nature seeking vengeance, we have some sort of instinct that makes us self aware that we are somehow being judged.

The idea that I would sexually abuse my dogs and my cats is a complete insult to everything I learned from my family. I treated Goya, my late grandfather's Scottish terrier, with the love that my grandpa would have given me if he was alive. It still hurts that he had to be put down because he was about to have cancer in the left side of his jaw.

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still remember taking my St. Benedict bracelet and putting it on his right front paw. I "didn't want him to be unprotected wherever he was going to go."

Maya. Maya is the dog from this drawing, which isn't even porn. I never conceptualized it as porn. Wanna know why? Because I am not a fucking zoophile.

What about the story? It was a fucking retelling of me showering her. Do you retards even know how puppies behave when they are bathed in their first year? They don't fucking like it. They are frail, fearful, and fucking think that their owners are "trying to hurt them" with that "portable rain".

She doesn't like wet grass, for fucks sake.

Now, to the cat.

You RETARDS have said stuff like this in recent pages:

Besides, how did you know it was sexually abused? In the best case scenario, you know what sexual abuse damage looks like on an animal (why do you know this :cryblood:); in the worst case you actually did rape the cat and are lying as usual :cryblood:

Besides, how did you know it was sexually abused? In the best case scenario, you know what sexual abuse damage looks like on an animal (why do you know this :cryblood:); in the worst case you actually did rape the cat and are lying as usual :cryblood:

And most importantly:

Why didn't you say the vet said this when you first brought it up in the Mass Debates thread? Sounds like someone is lying...

I did tell you, retards. Want the receipts? Here. They. Are.

My mother's side of the family have verifiably good memory. That's why.

And because I have eyes. And it's not something you forget. Thanks.

P.S. The veterinarian was the one that said it was necrotizing tho. Just not in my words.


3, I already explained the whole thing. What do you want me to do? I don't know who the fuck did that. (Other than obviously a fucking bitch of a man that is.)

Since I explained this specific topic enough I want to go to the other questions that aren't about this.


Lmao. The veterinarian that put it down? My father who knows of this? The security guard who still works in my neighborhood and watched the pickup of the dying cat? That's 4 people.


I literally said there were witnesses AND the security cameras recorded my mom and I getting the cat out of the car. Dunno if it still exists BTW. You know how shitty a security camera's memory is.

I am sorry you don't believe I am not a furry. But I am not. Never again.

Now
, if you would be so kind.

I think it's best someone else questions me.


Full story:

About my parents:
They already know the context. If you are wondering.

About the accusations of zoophilia:
I just don't know why would I be considered harmful to animals when all I have done to those is try to help them. In my fucking Mexican neighborhood an unknown neighbor from the neighboring neighborhood sexually abused a cat and the cat managed to flee after the fact.


My mom and I found the cat under a car of my neighborhood and we had to put it down. There are recordings and witnesses of our pick up.


I have had dogs my entire life and I never thought about being like the degenerate zoophiles you have heard about.


And I don't hate white people. I fucking hate anyone the same. Even fucking afrocentrist, low IQ bastard CUNTS.

Extra clarifications: I literally fucking see Red XIII as a monster. Otherwise what the fuck kind of hybrid that talks is that?

The only thing missing is that it was a fucking dark furred cat

Now fuck off about this topic.

"Tranny chaser!!!" Accusation:

Easily disprovable. It would have been an heterosexual relationship nonetheless, if she was trans back then. But no, she wasn't. And I had dumped her in 2010.

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She creeped me out with her occultist shit, wanting to meet "Lucy" and other fucking crap. I am actually happy I left her, because back then I didn't know that it's CSAM to send anything sexual even if both people are minors, and consenting to each other.

"OMG U COMMISSIONED CUB PORN."

I already showed chat logs of myself talking with the fucking artist about it last week. It was never a commission. Do you even know how furries post their shit? If it was a commission, it would say it is.

"What if it's anonymous?"

He would have said it was anonymous, you dumb fuck.

"What about Worriz?"

I understand and don't blame you guys for being complete normalfags about an average Lego children's show, but at least fucking know your shit before accusing me of bullshit you know nothing about.

Here are the facts.

The porn drawing was made in 2018.

The show ended its last season in November 22, 2014. You bunch of retards!

Do not fucking trust Google AI when researching, dumbfucks. Use THE SOURCE instead.

The entire show does not hide the fact many events fucking take weeks to happen between other ones, and sometimes their are fucking timeskips.

For fucks sake, Worriz is the same fucking size as Lagravis and other adult characters, who are 100% above 30's, and Worriz's fucking tribe (which he's a leader of by the fucking way) has one named child character who is 1.50x Worriz's fucking size.

But I comprehend that there could be confusion because there is one fucking character, a Phoenix that is thousands of years old. But that's it, but he does not even disrupt the common characterization of Lego Child = Short legs in the show.

Worriz is clearly the oldest of the main young cast by the start of the series. At minimum he would be 18 by the end of the series, but I already know you will nitpick the fuck out of this.

Just fucking research the design of who Worriz had a crush on in the show.

I rest my case.

Conclusion

Thanks for opening wounds, retards. Fuck off and die. I did not almost die 3 times in September 2012 JUAT to be forced to go back to these topics, today.


GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED.

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As a matter of fact, I was friends with at least 3 other popufurs from Mexico. Wanna know the irony? One of them was fucking Hyena Jack and that faggot who has a black-with-white-stripes tiger with white hair. Wanna know the funniest part of the two? Hyena Jack IS A FUCKING PEDO (a la Harvey Milk, specifically) and the both the tiger bitch and Hyena Jack is FRIENDS with PEOPLE WHO SHARED ZSAM AND CSAM.
Why would you share this with us. Good to know that you were friends with pedophiles.

"What about Worriz?"

I understand and don't blame you guys for being complete normalfags about an average Lego children's show, but at least fucking know your shit before accusing me of bullshit you know nothing about.
Still cub porn.

"OMG U COMMISSIONED CUB PORN."

I already showed chat logs of myself talking with the fucking artist about it last week. It was never a commission. Do you even know how furries post their shit? If it was a commission, it would say it is.
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You have an hour to give me ONE REASON as to why I would ever want to be in a fandom like this. They all fucking mourned Dragoneer LAST AUGUST 2024.
You rape cats and jack off to digital, tiny feral animals, you're exactly like them.
 
What I can't fucking explain why I favorited those 516 pictures on e621,
I can explain. Because you are a homosexual zoosadist pedophile.
Why did you stop being a furfag then?"

They hurt me. They hurt my trust, they made me resentful, their sense of pride just because they have hundreds-or-thousands of followers made me start to hate them. They behave exactly how you think, Kiwitards. Hypocritical, perverted, abusive, backstabbing, defensive of predators, and gossipers that love to talk shit behind your back.
So you didn't stop being a furry because you stopped being sexually attracted to animals. You did it because the other furries were mean.
The idea that I would sexually abuse my dogs and my cats is a complete insult to everything I learned from my family.
The same family where you said your dad was a bastard?
I did tell you, retards. Want the receipts? Here. They. Are.
Spoiler: Claudio has zero receipts.
OMG U COMMISSIONED CUB PORN."
It was never a commission
The porn drawing was made in 2018.
So you didn't pay for LEGO porn so that makes it okay?

Also, I didn't see any evidence of anyone grooming Claudio. Just a bunch of screenshots of people saying to stop contacting them and they were blocking Claudio. And Claudio crying about it.
 
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LOL, what happened to leaving forever?

It was very intelligent of your retarded, Shotacon Neko lover jannies to ban me right when I was writing a response back in Wednesday. ¡Pinches maricas de mierda, cada uno de ustedes!
Reported for insulting and falsely accusing jannies

You know exactly what I mean, dead end.
Says the faggot who will never have kids

HEY, retard. You fucking RETARD. I tried to get a Facebook account in the late 2010's, Zucker(((berg))) instantly banned me when I shared a link for my own videos for "spamming". So get the fuck outta here.
Probably for spamming furry videos :cryblood:

Hypocritical, perverted, abusive, backstabbing, defensive of predators, and gossipers that love to talk shit behind your back.
Sounds familiar.

As a matter of fact, I was friends with at least 3 other popufurs from Mexico. Wanna know the irony? One of them was fucking Hyena Jack and that faggot who has a black-with-white-stripes tiger with white hair. Wanna know the funniest part of the two? Hyena Jack IS A FUCKING PEDO (a la Harvey Milk, specifically) and the both the tiger bitch and Hyena Jack is FRIENDS with PEOPLE WHO SHARED ZSAM AND CSAM.
Well, you know what they say: birds of a feather...

You have an hour to give me ONE REASON as to why I would ever want to be in a fandom like this. They all fucking mourned Dragoneer LAST AUGUST 2024.
I'll give you one: they're practically the only fandom that would accept you, even with all of the stuff archived here on Kiwi Farms.

He spoke with my mother with the Wii mic. I played with him Animal Crossing City Folk. I played Smash Bros Brawl. I played Roblox with him.
I can believe that (considering one of the old videos in the thread), but how can we trust you after you have lied so much? Get your mother to sign on to Kiwi Farms and maybe the rest will believe you.

In the 2 day ban, I managed to get into Inkbunny. And without even touching it, this was the blacklist.
Probably just blocked it for this screenshot lol

They don't fucking like it. They are frail, fearful, and fucking think that their owners are "trying to hurt them"
What did he mean by this? :cryblood:

I did tell you, retards. Want the receipts? Here. They. Are.
Our problem is that you are saying this, but we consider you a liar, which you know. Why don't you get some evidence from one of those witnesses and post it here instead of reposting your claims?

I am actually happy I left her, because back then I didn't know that it's CSAM to send anything sexual even if both people are minors, and consenting to each other.
Holy shit, did you actually ERP with him back then? Nigga ERPing with minors, WTF! :stress:

The entire show does not hide the fact many events fucking take weeks to happen between other ones, and sometimes their are fucking timeskips.

For fucks sake, Worriz is the same fucking size as Lagravis and other adult characters, who are 100% above 30's, and Worriz's fucking tribe (which he's a leader of by the fucking way) has one named child character who is 1.50x Worriz's fucking size.

But I comprehend that there could be confusion because there is one fucking character, a Phoenix that is thousands of years old. But that's it, but he does not even disrupt the common characterization of Lego Child = Short legs in the show.

Worriz is clearly the oldest of the main young cast by the start of the series. At minimum he would be 18 by the end of the series, but I already know you will nitpick the fuck out of this.

Just fucking research the design of who Worriz had a crush on in the show.
"Actually, Worriz is age of majority in the show, so porn of him with young-looking proportions is okay!" This defense doesn't work for the "500-year-old" loli, I don't think it will work here either.

Thanks for opening wounds, retards. Fuck off and die. I did not almost die 3 times in September 2012 JUAT to be forced to go back to these topics, today.
Thanks for confirming when you got the throat tube inserted.
 
I tried to get a Facebook account in the late 2010's, Zucker(((berg))) instantly banned me when I shared a link for my own videos for "spamming".
Lol
I became a furry in the 2014's because I WAS DESPERATE to be in part of something. I am completely self aware that I never had friends,
Lmao
You have an hour to give me ONE REASON as to why I would ever want to be in a fandom like this.
Because you were into that stuff.
It would have been an heterosexual relationship nonetheless,
Claus, you were probably gay back then. In fact, you were "El Gay Dude original".
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Therefore, you would be attracted to men. Ergo, you were attracted to her because she was male presenting. Ergo, she was trans at that point.
 
wordswordswords the pedozooleft can't meme.
You just spouted out literal garbage. I don't care for the semantics.

"But there's this literal who. Who also was involved with this literal who. Which accumulated into this other literal who drama. I promise it connects!"

Once you sign up for DeviantArt your fate is sealed. Trim down your response buddy and add a subway surfers playthrough. This is too long. Google Doc ahh response.
 
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