Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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NerfEverything said:
I'll ask you to source it, you won't source it but sperg out in a slapfight and this will get nowhere. But I'll ask you anyway and you can prove me wrong and I'll retract everything. Where did he say he say Billy *murdered* Apollo? Is there any source to this?

edit: or you'll cop out and tell me I'm not giving you the last word instead of actually providing a source.
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Dude, there was an entire court case over this directly quoting his words and why Karl is now over a million AUS in the hole. Why are you acting like people are pulling this out of their asses? He heavily implied Billy caused Apollo to kill himself. Read the thread

BicketyBuckBumble said:
Interesting that he used Apollo’s settlement and death for shock value in his videos considering he had little empathy for the guy during this stressful period of his life.

He still maintained this Apollo should have fought Billy months after.
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A shame Billy can't really post these screenshots without looking bad since they involve Apollo because they show much of a massive piece of shit Karl is for using Apollo's name in the first place. Weaponized him against Billy but was one of the first ones to pull out the knives just because the guy would rather settle then go broke fighting over Donkey Kong high scores.
BicketyBuckBumble said:
Him saying that Apollo would be fine with 28k shows how naive Karl was about litigation.
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This is just mind blowing. The only way 28k sees you through is if the other side wants to settle almost immediately. I really want to know what he thought lawyers actually charged before all this happened
 
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The head pats will be nice while he resigns himself to working in the slop mines like the rest of us wagie plebs.

Does he think his viewers want to work their boring store jobs, or their grueling blue-collar jobs? He will get to scramble together videos in his $2M AUD house, with his inexplicably still-loving and still-supportive family, and the fawning support of his fans, some of which will probably visit his house to give him backrubs. Jobst can cry me a river about how unfair the courts were to him and how he deserved to win because Bill Mitchell's a big bad cheating dragon of a man.
 
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The artwork is fucking rad. The broken lance is a nice touch.
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Rickeyssauce.com
 
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Saint Agustin said:
Can you retards stop trying to derail this thread with the autistic sperging if Billy cheated? Nobody gives a flying fuck.
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I'd be careful these fucking niggers reported me asking them to stop and the dick sucking mod thought "hey these 2 retards slap fighting for multiple pages over something unrelated to jobst is ok but this dude calling them out? Nah delete"
 
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Rux said:
Did some digging, and found that Karl for whatever reason has a private company.
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The address is listed at QLD 4077, which covers the suburbs Richlands and Doolandella in Brisbane. Searching that alongside "Jobst", I can say that Karl has successfully been phonebooked.
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32 Pine Rd, Richlands, QLD 4077, Australia
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$2,650,000 in 2012? Damn, where did Karl get that kind of money back then?
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In fairness, the housing situation in Australia (and by extension New Zealand) is fucking bleak, even more so than up here in Canada. You literally have to sell kidneys in order to afford buying a house over there, especially in the big metro areas like Sydney and Brisbane.
 
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Rux said:
The address is listed at QLD 4077, which covers the suburbs Richlands and Doolandella in Brisbane. Searching that alongside "Jobst", I can say that Karl has successfully been phonebooked.
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I looked into that myself a while back. Isn't that the same address the company was registered at when he ran a company for "ApproachHerNow"?
I am doubtful this is his actual personal address.
 
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The fact Billiam took the court victory to heart to make HOTTER sauce is fantastic, and I hope he makes a ton of money off the victory sauce. As to it overstaying it's welcome, He's done limited runs in the past. One of them was the NEVER SURRENDER line for a texas convention.

I actually wonder why he keeps the limited runs so low, you'd think he'd want to CAPITALISM the fuck out of limited runs. Like run off 1000. Barry said there are 256 pac levels, but I had no idea.
 
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Wow it's been an interesting day or two!

- Karl and his troon army getting caught trying to do gayOps and trip on the first hurdle.
- Evidence of Karl shitting on Apollo Legend stating £28k isn't much to run defence before Karl himself lobst AUS$1.8m
- Billy releases a new limited edition ghost pepper sauce to celebrate the raping of Karl

Billy detractors are splitting their dicks as we speak and so are the Albino guard lmao
 
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Old Man's Ice cream said:
Would James still take Billy's side?

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James has flat out admitted he was a special ed kid. He has the type of autism where he is probably playing some obscure NES video game from 1989, not the type of autism where he is following Billy's court case (these are different types of autism).

This was his last actual statement on Billy Mitchel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTqRx-F7ZqA
(as funny as it is the last part about cheating is just an edit)
 
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