Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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He does, and needs to start finding out.

$1.8M AUD, good thing he's a YouTuber. Imagine if he were a retail worker. He would be in even deeper trouble. Being an internet content creator is a fun, easy, and profitable job compared to other jobs. He is in a unique position to claw his way out of this by spamming out an entire network of trendy videos covering gaming events new and old, still maintaining an audience that trusts him. He has it far easier than other people who have lost a court case, doesn't even get house arrest. Just doesn't act with a sense of urgency we would expect.
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His narcissism will never let it go, he will always cope about the king of hotsauce killing his career. The only content he will make is one where he keeps calling out Billy and hopes this will make the bad man go away as he continues gooning what little time he has left as an e-celeb on his discord.
 
Karl lost so hard Billy finally decided to embrace the memes to prove he’s a better sport. We are living in the good timeline.
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being known as an arcade cheater (which Billy had been known for thanks to Twin Galaxies already) is a far greater sin than being known for driving someone to kill themselves.
A big part of these defamation lawsuits is how it has affected a person financially, and as has been stated several times in this thread, Billy lost multiple public speaking appearances due to Karl's allegations. And the people who canceled on him explicitly stated what amounts to "we are canceling on you because of the accusations regarding Apollo Legend's death by the Karl Jobst videos". This is pretty conclusive evidence that Karl harmed Billy's reputation further than the cheating accusations. There was direct evidence Billy was losing speaking gigs and in effect losing money as a direct result of Karl.

You can't just argue "well Billy is a cheater and his reputation was already shitty" when Billy can objectively point at how he's losing money due to Karl's videos defaming him. The fact that Karl let his own hubris blind him to this very fact to the point he thought there was no way he could lose the case shows how stupid he is.

Billy can take a few hits to his reputation because he's the funny charismatic Donkey Kong villain and humble hot sauce salesman. Karl on the other hand is a charisma vacuum. You watch something like his videos about the Completionist and he comes across as a monotone robot that is just analyzing the evidence against the Completionist like the robot he sounds like.

When your online persona is being Mr Logical Albino Robot Man than when it turns out you actually acted really stupid to the point you're losing hundreds of thousands of dollars to Mr Donkey Kong Hot Sauce than you're very quickly going to lose your fans.
 
His wife has his last name, he just gave his son a different last name because he resents him for taking time away from his speedrunning.
Wait really, she took his last name then they named the kid different? So weird... Way more (relatively) normal for the wife to keep her name and then the kid takes the father's name, especially if she's Chinese.
 
we just need a moment where Karl explodes when he declares bankruptcy
Even if he doesn’t,since Karl is basically Billy’s indentured servant now he can get Karl to say whatever he likes. Personally,I would fly him off to Florida to do a completely innocuous Ad for Rickey’s hot sauce that doesn’t mention the incidents whatsoever.Or either have him literally wear a Rickey’s shirt and hat in all of his videos,never directly mentioning them outside of ad reads for the brand.
 
Normalizing glitching in speedruns has been catastrophic.
One of the biggest things that turned me off speed-running, mainly because my gaming autism manifests to the perfection/100% completion route instead of the absolute fastest. Then you get clipping, glitches, and a number of other things that can skip up to 90% of the game depending on what's the point. Then you watch other speed runners and realize while there are a few who theorize and test and what-not; most of it is just people who never learned how to play the game, trying to recreate what someone already did but faster. Their ego is another problem; someone did the math, proved their work, and this is the correct and only way to play...

No wonder they have a tranny problem; their form of autism is terminally gay.
 
Karl, why didn't you use some of your PUA super-psychobabblistic skills to finesse the Judge's wife into pressuring him to rule in your favor? Surely a top tier ladies man such as yourself could seduce her and convince her to hold a divorce threat over the Judge's head unless he ruled that not only does Billy have to sacrifice his son and pay a million dollars, but he has to cry on stream and kill himself. Certainly, you could have pulled that off right?

Low effort Karl, step your game up.
 
So what happened to the appeal? Did they just give up on that? Or did the system somehow deny them?
Yes sir, the man talked the talk but couldn't walk the walk.

I honestly don't know enough about how appeals work in cases like this, if he could have changed his entire strategy and maybe won or at least reduced the money he has to pay. The sum he's forced to pay is outrageously high, let's be frank there. Billy has basically claimed that every semi-relevant event he didn't visit or couldn't visit was Karls fault and he also got a lot for punitive (right?) which I mean....I think that the people enjoying this are missing out that it's a bit of a threat to everyones free speech if claiming that someone drove someone else to suicide gets you into this much trouble - even if he lied about the reasons why.

But others are saying he did the right thing because he's retarded and would just get himself in more trouble.
 
Yes sir, the man talked the talk but couldn't walk the walk.

I honestly don't know enough about how appeals work in cases like this, if he could have changed his entire strategy and maybe won or at least reduced the money he has to pay. The sum he's forced to pay is outrageously high, let's be frank there. Billy has basically claimed that every semi-relevant event he didn't visit or couldn't visit was Karls fault and he also got a lot for punitive (right?) which I mean....I think that the people enjoying this are missing out that it's a bit of a threat to everyones free speech if claiming that someone drove someone else to suicide gets you into this much trouble - even if he lied about the reasons why.

But others are saying he did the right thing because he's retarded and would just get himself in more trouble.
While it is possible Karl could have gotten a victory on appeal it's very likely he could have ended up screwing over himself and needing to pay more. Especially since the longer this gets dragged out in court the higher the lawyer fees pile up.

A lot of what Karl has to pay isn't directly to Billy but just lawyer fees for them both. So from my understanding even if a judge ruled favorably on appeal to Jobst and reduced the amount he has to pay directly to Billy, the extra costs in lawyer fees to keep this going for multiple more months or years (keep in mind since he lost, he has to pay for both his own and Billy's lawyers) could still end up making him pay more in total.
 
While it is possible Karl could have gotten a victory on appeal it's very likely he could have ended up screwing over himself and needing to pay more. Especially since the longer this gets dragged out in court the higher the lawyer fees pile up.

A lot of what Karl has to pay isn't directly to Billy but just lawyer fees for them both. So from my understanding even if a judge ruled favorably on appeal to Jobst and reduced the amount he has to pay directly to Billy, the extra costs in lawyer fees to keep this going for multiple more months or years (keep in mind since he lost, he has to pay for both his own and Billy's lawyers) could still end up making him pay more in total.
Oh? I skimmed through some apologist website that supports Karl and it said the damages were near the maximum allowed basically. Maybe the lawyer fees were even bigger. That's just depressing in of itself, lawyers man...

If our legal system wasn't this complex to begin with....
 
Karl lost so hard Billy finally decided to embrace the memes to prove he’s a better sport. We are living in the good timeline.
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Now he's even turning his former L's into W's. Speedrunners will probably still be pissed but if he keeps this up and checks his ego on the cheating claims, his reputation is gonna be on a pretty good upswing
One of the biggest things that turned me off speed-running, mainly because my gaming autism manifests to the perfection/100% completion route instead of the absolute fastest. Then you get clipping, glitches, and a number of other things that can skip up to 90% of the game depending on what's the point. Then you watch other speed runners and realize while there are a few who theorize and test and what-not; most of it is just people who never learned how to play the game, trying to recreate what someone already did but faster. Their ego is another problem; someone did the math, proved their work, and this is the correct and only way to play...

No wonder they have a tranny problem; their form of autism is terminally gay.
Hearing all these stories about speedrunning makes me glad I mainly just follow a small subset of Pokemon solo-run speedrunning. It's fairly chill since they're not trying to break world records, just personal ones, no crazy glitch exploits aside from Gen I badge boosting since it's essentially unavoidable and they'll even shout each other out if a particular runner got a comparably impressive time with a pokemon that they couldn't get.

Yes sir, the man talked the talk but couldn't walk the walk.

I honestly don't know enough about how appeals work in cases like this, if he could have changed his entire strategy and maybe won or at least reduced the money he has to pay. The sum he's forced to pay is outrageously high, let's be frank there. Billy has basically claimed that every semi-relevant event he didn't visit or couldn't visit was Karls fault and he also got a lot for punitive (right?) which I mean....I think that the people enjoying this are missing out that it's a bit of a threat to everyones free speech if claiming that someone drove someone else to suicide gets you into this much trouble - even if he lied about the reasons why.

But others are saying he did the right thing because he's retarded and would just get himself in more trouble.
The high judgement is Karl's idiot tax for doubling down instead of just apologizing and saying he was wrong. Karl made himself look like a vindictive asshole in a case where being a vindictive asshole gets you punished harder. Honestly I think you're kinda underselling that Karl essentially accused Billy of murder on a large stage and people were calling Billy a murderer. That's the kind of thing you should get in trouble for.
 
The high judgement is Karl's idiot tax for doubling down instead of just apologizing and saying he was wrong. Karl made himself look like a vindictive asshole in a case where being a vindictive asshole gets you punished harder. Honestly I think you're kinda underselling that Karl essentially accused Billy of murder on a large stage and people were calling Billy a murderer. That's the kind of thing you should get in trouble for.
I'm really not informed enough to argue either way. You could be right!
 
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