Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Aunt Carol]

She wishes she had an ounce of the talent that crazy australian does.

Or passion.

 

[AnOminous]

She's the definition of for sale. Statements like that make her come off as stupider than a rock. Doubly so doing it while being smug about it

She's not for sale, but she's for rent, on a per hour basis, like a semen-encrusted ghetto Motel Six for coomers.

 

[Talisin]

So i like to browse reddit unloged in, I feel it lets me see raw natural reddit with no algorithm to recommend to me. I usually see Pizzacake and her comics on their and hats why ive been sorta following this thread.
Makes sense that parts of reddit down like her, of course, and a lot of people seem to be shitting on r/comics and such.

https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1kikjhn/i_think_she_was_hacked_cause_there_was_a_weird/
Reddit thread talking about her getting doxxed.

 

[harbringer883]

So i like to browse reddit unloged in, I feel it lets me see raw natural reddit with no algorithm to recommend to me. I usually see Pizzacake and her comics on their and hats why ive been sorta following this thread.
Makes sense that parts of reddit down like her, of course, and a lot of people seem to be shitting on r/comics and such.

https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1kikjhn/i_think_she_was_hacked_cause_there_was_a_weird/
Reddit thread talking about her getting doxxed.

Even redditors dont like her lmfao.

 

[Talisin]

Even redditors dont like her lmfao.

Like people were saying earlier here, the main people who like here are probably the brain dead redditors who actually agree with her content or the r/comics staff. I was surprised to see how many people were calling out that subreddit and pizzacake.

It's interesting that she is literally "Hitler" to a lot of redditors. Anyways im heading to bed, yall have a nice night.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Even redditors dont like her lmfao.

That's what I'm saying!

Go look at her average upvote rate for her threads, and now look how everyone is celebrating in that one.
She is 100% botting most of her upvotes. Her threads tend to get around a minimum of 20% downvotes regardless of the content as if people are just allergic to seeing her. People fucking hate her and she's just paying to keep an illusion in place.

 

[Alisvueno]

i am so fucking happy to see this happen live

 

[Sonya-chan]

How the hell can she be so dumb as to call it a Saturn? is she blind? or just too lazy to read?

She's like those moms who call any Pokémon a "pikachu" because they don't know their name

 

[Marche]

Like people were saying earlier here, the main people who like here are probably the brain dead redditors who actually agree with her content or the r/comics staff. I was surprised to see how many people were calling out that subreddit and pizzacake.

It's interesting that she is literally "Hitler" to a lot of redditors. Anyways im heading to bed, yall have a nice night.

LoL that first reddit post is just "eerrmmm stop being mean she just makes silly comics"
Like ok yes they are just shitty comics at the end of the day but Hellen is a spiteful retard and 90% of her comics are attacking groups of people or at the very least making up a guy to attack people.
Its be one thing if she was making something like Whomp where he is just making fun of himself but her stuff is just petty and spiteful so its not just silly comica.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Does her mom know she does porn?

 

[7/11 Coffee]

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>not for sale

Ok but Indians are still coming in. It's so funny watching Canadians get so spooked over the Trump joke (btw most Americans make fun of taking over Canada because it would be easy and they are culturally no different from us) that they went full nationalistic. Just shows how Canadian identity is just "we aren't American!"

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

LoL that first reddit post is just "eerrmmm stop being mean she just makes silly comics"

If she JUST made shitty political comics, lets be real here, no one would care about her. She would be just like the other million progressive spergs that make strawman comics on the internet.

People only care about Pizzacake because she;
1) has a whole major subreddit of sycophants including the mod team white-knighting her
2) acts like a sperg when people criticize her in any capacity
3) is completely obsessed with America, American politics, and Trump despite being Canadian
4) cucks her husband and constantly thinks about cheating on him
5) keeps incorporating her haaaydurz into her comics like Chris-Chan, including having sex with them
6) tries to sue random internet people for making fun of her

Her comics being preachy low-effort dogwater is just the appetizer.

 

[taxedbrass]

So i like to browse reddit unloged in, I feel it lets me see raw natural reddit with no algorithm to recommend to me. I usually see Pizzacake and her comics on their and hats why ive been sorta following this thread.
Makes sense that parts of reddit down like her, of course, and a lot of people seem to be shitting on r/comics and such.

https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/1kikjhn/i_think_she_was_hacked_cause_there_was_a_weird/
Reddit thread talking about her getting doxxed.

Y'know, I'm really glad that Reddit has no idea what the Sharty is, because they would immediately ruin it lmao. Like how they ruined 4chan.

 

[BelUwUga]

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Well?

I want to say Ellen wins because of that mannish canuck strength... But I feel like Alyssa just has that dog in her, you know?

 

[Ghostse]

i am so fucking happy to see this happen live

Yeah I don't particularly care about her, but its hilarious when a hypocrite internet tough girl has immediate and instant karma rain down upon her. And then suddenly its all about discourse and politeness.

 

[taxedbrass]

Doing a Livestream with BasedIfTrue and Manic on the drama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgMBE1mTpSg

 

[Narrowback]

Doing a Livestream with BasedIfTrue and Manic on the drama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgMBE1mTpSg

I'm at work so I won't be able to listen, are you going to be saving the stream on your channel? Looking forward to it if so

 

[taxedbrass]

I'm at work so I won't be able to listen, are you going to be saving the stream on your channel? Looking forward to it if so

The stream will be put up on Manic's channel

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Ellen is back.
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She could make a whole lot more money if her OF wasn't so mid.

 

[Run Escape]

Googling for how much the going rate is for reddit upvotes, and the cheapest seems to be 3 cents to 5 cents per upvote, (high variance because the cheapest website shows a 40% discount and I have no idea if this is just a first buyer discount or not) so for threads like this with the shown upvote count, that would be 2,000 to 4,000 dollars, but of course it's generous to assume every single upvote is botted. (but then again, that amount is less than half the final upvote count) Since she has the unfortunate birth defect of being born Canadian, the conversion rate turns this more into about 3,000 to 5,500 CAD for her.

You don't need to bot the entire upvote count. Just enough to kickstart the algo to push your crap over other people's crap. Downvoting everything that was posted near your own post also works wonders.