Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

All those words and Claudio didn't explain why the gay Mexican brothel only got 1 star.

 

[Tread Miller]

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Claus was such a bad boyfriend that she was going to swear off men, ROFL!

If we want to be anal, technically Claudio here turned a man straight. Maybe we have the final solution to the homosexual problem...

edit: unless this is a pooner, I'm not sure if Claudio is being a valid trans ally by respecting pronouns or not.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

In the 2 day ban, I managed to get into Inkbunny.

Uh-huh. Sure. You "managed" to get in.

 

[Discord Nigger Drama]

Holy salt.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Bro wrote a whole manifesto proving he's wrong. My honest opinion in all this rn summarized in this picture.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Now that you've said everything you needed to say, you can go kill yourself in peace knowing you have no unfinished business.

You're welcome.

 

[Imam Shamil]

Wait? This is still prospering Grounds? @Sperg Spectating, you should probably dm a mod to push this thread further.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Wait? This is still prospering Grounds? @Sperg Spectating, you should probably dm a mod to push this thread further.

I have. Multiple times.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Do not fucking trust Google AI when researching, dumbfucks. Use THE SOURCE instead.

Hey, Claus. I assume you're talking about this post, correct?

20 (your age at the time)-14 (Bowser Jr. current age, being generous)=6 year age gap
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Uh oh.

But none of that matters anyways because it's a depiction of a minor. I think you chose the legal argument because you knew that you live in a backwards shithole where pornographic drawings depicting minors are legal. It's the only front you could win on. I still won't stop calling you a pedo though.

Ok, I'll take your advice. It turns out that Bowser Jr. is actually YOUNGER than what the AI said.

Another Claudio W!

 

[Gravemind]

Holy fuck, nigger. It really does take a very special kind of retarded to immediately powerlevel the hardest you've ever powerleveled after coming back from a ban, thinking this will somehow be the thing that shuts everyone up about you.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Claus, you were born in 1995, right?

The show ended its last season in November 22, 2014.

The show started in 2013. You were watching a kid's show as a grown ass 18-year-old.

The porn drawing was made in 2018.

When you were at least 22, you were still obsessing over said kid's show to the point that you would seek out porn of the characters.

You think this makes you look good?

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Can someone edit his post to put it all in a quote it's too fucking long.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Can someone edit his post to put it all in a quote it's too fucking long.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

TL : DR for everyone

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

TL : DR for everyone

Seems legit to me.

 

[Tread Miller]

Was waiting for this to update, but @Claudio Hernández Castañeda waited until 1 AM Mexico City time to start typing this up

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Holy fuck, nigger. It really does take a very special kind of retarded to immediately powerlevel the hardest you've ever powerleveled after coming back from a ban, thinking this will somehow be the thing that shuts everyone up about you.

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MOTHERFUCKING INFORMATION OVERLOAD ASS SHIT MY SIDES

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

They hurt me. They hurt my trust, they made me resentful, their sense of pride just because they have hundreds-or-thousands of followers made me start to hate them.

Bros aura farming

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Okay thanks to the help of @ketamine jack I got something @Claudio Hernández Castañeda would understand.

 

[Staticness]

I read all that, and my response from the second paragraph on was a resounding "maricon". It would have cost him nothing to not have typed all that up, but now he has given people even more ammunition to further humiliate him. The man is his own worst enemy and needs to fucking detox from pretty much anything Internet and pornography related for his own good.

He will never do this. Even if it is spelled out, in detail, what will happen, he simply lacks the self-discipline. He is truly hooked into being a parasocial retard to KiwiFarms and will likely irritate one or more jannies enough for them to remove him.