Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

manipulating her test results
this used to be secret, guarded information you could only get from chatting to other girlies on the inpatient ED ward. I was chatting to an ED girly once who told me how during her first admission to a private ED clinic, she learned how to be a better anorexic (much like you learn how to be a better criminal in prison).

now that info is far more available far and wide online.
 
Horse girls, while absolutely fucking insane because why do you need three goddamn horses, aren't munchies. They exist to do horse stuff and waste money on large four-legged money pits. Horse girls would do anything to be able to ride their stupid animals and would ignore any legit diagnosis to do so. I'm totally not mad about this, btw. It's fine.
What about munchie horse girl Abrea?

(Not a gotcha, it's an honest question. I know fuck all about horses but from what @Kate Farms Shill learned about them and horse girls in her Abrea posts, it seems like she's both a dedicated munchie and a horse girl, although to the detriment of the animals in both cases...)
 
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Ellen in mid-April, using a beach wheelchair (which is apparently funded by a charity for children with cancer and other serious illness) because she's supposedly unable to walk with her family otherwise:
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Ellen today, miraculously cured:


As a side note, I always forget how ridiculously short she is.
 
This has to be my favorite thread on the site because, instead of the usual monkey behavior, during times of low cow activity it becomes basically a forum for deep thoughts and discussion…
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…But also we’re all waiting for our resident carnival barker to resume weaving the tale of a teen girl who munched herself to death. Kiwifarms! Truly a strange place.
 
Ellen in mid-April, using a beach wheelchair (which is apparently funded by a charity for children with cancer and other serious illness) because she's supposedly unable to walk with her family otherwise:
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Ellen today, miraculously cured:
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As a side note, I always forget how ridiculously short she is.

Are munchies usually really uwu smol and widdle and super skinny? Aside from being unsettlingly child-like. It's a pattern I've noticed. It's like they are competing with literal children for attention. How pathetic.
 
Are munchies usually really uwu smol and widdle and super skinny? Aside from being unsettlingly child-like. It's a pattern I've noticed. It's like they are competing with literal children for attention. How pathetic.
I think it's more common for them to be overweight - the photos of service dog meetups in this thread are usually mostly pudgy chicks.
 
What about munchie horse girl Abrea?

(Not a gotcha, it's an honest question. I know fuck all about horses but from what @Kate Farms Shill learned about them and horse girls in her Abrea posts, it seems like she's both a dedicated munchie and a horse girl, although to the detriment of the animals in both cases...)

That one was crazy for sure, but not a Horse Girl. A Horse Girl will spend herself 70k in debt to take pay for her stupid goddamn horses. With Abrea, it was like having a very large dog to show off, not some psycho identity.; a great dane would have sufficed if she sat down and thought about it. She clearly didn't and the mini horse was her way of being special. Stay the hell away from Horse Girls. It ain't worth it. Trust me.
 
That one was crazy for sure, but not a Horse Girl. A Horse Girl will spend herself 70k in debt to take pay for her stupid goddamn horses. With Abrea, it was like having a very large dog to show off, not some psycho identity.; a great dane would have sufficed if she sat down and thought about it. She clearly didn't and the mini horse was her way of being special. Stay the hell away from Horse Girls. It ain't worth it. Trust me.
Lies, horse girls are awesome, it's the barn witches you need to be afraid of
 
Are munchies usually really uwu smol and widdle and super skinny? Aside from being unsettlingly child-like. It's a pattern I've noticed. It's like they are competing with literal children for attention. How pathetic.

I think it's more common for them to be overweight - the photos of service dog meetups in this thread are usually mostly pudgy chicks.
From what I’ve noticed, a lot of them start out as uwu smol most delicate anachans, and many use the munching to hide and continue their eating disorders. Some manage to stay that way, but for the others, once they’re deep into the munch, they tend to pile on the weight. This especially happens with the ones who munch their way to the wheelchair/feeding tube combo, where they get plenty of calories and almost no movement in their day. The ones that munch their way to steroid abuse get even worse, with that horrid moon face overuse of steroids gives you. And since so many of them come from these intense sports backgrounds, I think it doesn’t even occur to them that they CAN get fat, since they’ve been so thin and smol their whole lives and that’s just how they see themselves in their mind’s eye. But I do feel like a lot of the mentality is similar to eating disorders in that they are refusing to grow up and engage with the adult world and all the responsibilities that come along with it, and munching is just their chosen way to do that.
 
Agree with @Alamo basement dweller that they seem to always fall in the too thin or too fat variety. Unsurprisingly, being under or over weight makes you feel like utter crap. Instead of doing the hard work on their mental health and making lifestyle changes they latch on to often incurable, difficult to treat, or refractory health conditions that give them a free pass to not making any progress at all and continuing to complain about how sick they are without actually addressing the root cause. Medical interventions never work because they don’t want to get better, meanwhile they are getting fatter or thinner and feeling even worse than when they started due to iatrogenic harm (unnecessary surgeries, medication overuse) and increasingly sedentary lifestyle. Eventually most of them actually succeed in making themselves sick. Even just a few days of bed rest can have dramatic impact on your overall health: Functional impact of 10 days of bed rest in healthy older adults

Meanwhile, I was pondering @Polychromos comment about how doctors who treat these girls are seen and came across an interesting article in Pro Publica:

This researcher warned of unnecessary, risky vascular procedures. She was called a “nazi” and accused of “fratricide”

The tldr for those who don’t have the time/desire to read is that Dr. Caitlin Hicks looked closely at peers who seemed to be overusing lucrative vascular procedures on patients who did not need them. Nothing so severe as our MALS butchers, the surgery in question is atherectomies (to remove fatty deposits from leg arteries). Hicks and team disclosed the names of the suspect doctors to the Centre for Medicare and Medicaid Services and to the Society for Vascular Surgery only to have a “vocal contingent of doctors willing to fight for their freedom to perform the vascular surgeries as they saw fit”.

ProPublica cites an experience at the annual meeting for the Outpatient Endovascular and Interventional Society (amusingly at Disney of course) where an interventional radiologist stated: “That clinic patient, how well are you […] converting them into the codes that you can bill for them? [… ] [if that patient says] ‘I don’t want any more procedures,’ now that’s maybe something that you may not be able to bill for. So when I have a patient captured and captive on my table, I try to maximize how much I’m able to get.”

Well worth reading, and not behind a paywall, it provides links for further reading too. I’ll see what more I can dig up that speaks more directly to the surgeries we see most often.

In other news, I am having serious lactose withdrawal symptoms now that I am up to date on this thread. My morning coffee is just not the same. Any recommendations on other amusing threads with similar flavour to entertain me?
 
That one was crazy for sure, but not a Horse Girl. A Horse Girl will spend herself 70k in debt to take pay for her stupid goddamn horses. With Abrea, it was like having a very large dog to show off, not some psycho identity.; a great dane would have sufficed if she sat down and thought about it. She clearly didn't and the mini horse was her way of being special. Stay the hell away from Horse Girls. It ain't worth it. Trust me.
She was into horses other than Flirty. There's pics of her massive bulk riding a regular horse and supposedly working in the barn or whatever.
 
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