Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[KriegsZensur]

Fortunately even Cuckisota doesn't seem to have adopted that benighted eurotrash approach, yet:

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prior restraint of speech without a genuine threat to physical safety is banana republic faggotry of the highest order.

EU legal professional here… It’s not that bad, although we need to improve, that’s true.

Could be worse. I still remember Pewds being sued in India for defamation by T-Series for the track Congratulations.

(Yes, there are rational and reasonable people over here that heard JD Vance say “Europe has an enemy within” at the Munchen Security Conference this year and knew exactly what he meant. We’re working on fixing it; a long march through academia takes a while)

 

[AltisticRight]

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The fridge is indeed there; I still don't get why a symbol of Nick being cucked is valued as a trophy.

The fridge, Melton and (I assume) Vito together looks like an evolution timeline.

So let me get this straight, they lugged/drove or mailed this red fridge all the way from Spicer to The Plaza at Las Vegas?

And this guy bitches about driving THEM KEEEEEDZ to their transatlantic softball matches or whatever at any given opportunity, even in his, I mean, support letter he totally didn't ghostwrite?
I feel sick to think about how his kids would feel when or if they grow up and sees this stuff. Their dad would somehow get an entire cheap chintzy red fridge into a hotel than drive them to their tennis lessons.

@Potentially Criminal
Is there a case for a revenge porn charge if it's a topless picture of a man shared without their consent?

Personally I would think it's silly to file charges for that but it would *also* be fucking hilarious for Nick to be charged with it.

No chance of that happening at all but if it does, I hope the court fines skelly. Fine him $100 or $150 so I can say a topless photo of Aaron Imholte is worth 3 KNUs, or the exchange between one of Aaron's moobs are 2 or 3 of Kayla's.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Can someone explain what hackamania is supposed to be to a casual Skelly thread enjoyer?
This just looks like they got a bunch of people together and scheduled hotel rooms and a stage to talk about Aaron?

Pretty much. It's a rip off of "Dabble-Con", which is a bunch of boomers renting out a hotel to talk about Stuttering John from the Howard Stern show for an entire weekend.

 

[Folgers Can]

I'm not sure what the point is that you're trying to make against speculation about TROs in this instance.

The point being that Aaron's situation shouldn't be eligible for an HRO on these facts, at least not in a contested posture. Instances of the rage pig actually assaulting his exes and/or losing by default after court no-shows sound like apples and oranges to me.

 

[Melty Butter]

Good fucking LORD.

I'm currently at the most wholesome kids' athletic event ever. (The kind where teams huddle together before a game and pray to Jesus, depending on what state/town they come from.)

And I wake up to this. I threw up a little in my mouth. How do any of these people (all four) look at themselves in the mirror? And three of them pretend to be parents. If nothing else, it justifies Aaron's thread and @Balldo's Gate OP.

And, sorry, yes, Aaron could have gotten a TRO months ago. I can find some MN case law later, or just read the TRO from Ashley that mostly cited April and Aaron's words about her on STMS.

I've never been happier to be a normie. A bit older than these troopers, but same idea:

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The only people who should be embarrassed by this is the people who put on the show and those who paid money to attend

 

[Folgers Can]

Let’s move on to the part where Nick leaves and they start shitting on him instead.

Now that he has outlived his usefulness, that part already seems to be picking up steam:


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just read the TRO from Ashley that mostly cited April and Aaron's words about her on STMS.

First of all that petition actually implicated the HRO statute's classic concern for physical safety given the superchatter's murder fantasy that Aaron and April were talking about, and secondly that petition was settled by Aaron's voluntary stipulation, not contested to the bitter end. Neither would be the case with a petition against Nick.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I understand the need for all the drugs now. Swinging is so incredibly cringe you can't possibly do it sober.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Now that he has outlived his usefulness, that part already seems to be picking up steam:

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[X]

Ohhhhhhh hahahaha! Nick, that is rough, buddy!
You handed over the gold bullion for Melton’s financial gain, didn’t get a cent for your time, and now they’ve all gone to the bar without you!
Suffah Rackets!

Spoiler: Sperging

I'm reminded of the Disco Elysium, Harry DuBois sings wistfully to a quiet audience, mostly going about their own conversations.

Edit:
Using a song lyrics detector for the segment of Nick's karaoke visible on screen produces the result of "Better Than Me" by Hinder.

Spoiler: Lyrics

I think you can do much better than me
After all the lies that I made you believe
Guilt kicks in and I start to see
The edge of the bed
Where your nightgown used to be
I told myself I wouldn't miss you
But I remembered
What it feels like beside you
I really miss your hair in my face
And the way your innocence tastes
And I think you should know this
You deserve much better than me

While looking through your old box of notes
I found those pictures
That you were looking for
If there's one memory I don't want to lose
That time at the mall
You and me in the dressing room
I told myself I won't miss you
But I remembered
What it feels like beside you
I really miss your hair in my face
And the way your innocence tastes
And I think you should know this
You deserve much better than me

The bed I'm lying in is getting colder
Wish I never would've said it's over
And I can't pretend that I won't think about you when I'm older
Cause we never really had our closure
This can't be the end
I really miss your hair in my face
And the way your innocence tastes
And I think you should know this
You deserve much better than me
I really miss your hair in my face
And the way your innocence tastes
And I think you should know this
You deserve much better than me
(And I think you should know this)
(You deserve much better than me)

An obvious lyrical dig at Aaron Imholte, a dirge to Qovers lost. Pretty gay to be singing lost love about the relationship of another man.
Or maybe its a swan song for the homosexual lust lost forever between fellow cuckolds?

Spoiler: Lyrics Cut

I think you can do much better than me
After all the lies that I made you believe
Guilt kicks in and I start to see
The edge of the bed

Nick saying the quiet part out loud about his marriage, oof.

Hinder is a revealing window into Nick’s musical taste.
The band was widely mocked for its melodrama and generic post-grunge sound, often cited as a prime example of "butt rock", emotionally overwrought, formulaic brand of rock that clogged airwaves in the early 2000s. So when Nick stepped up and began his first teary-eyed tribute to his wife’s lover, the Hackamania crowd responded appropriately: vacating their tables and ordering shots to dull the cringe.

 

[AltisticRight]

Now that he has outlived his usefulness, that part already seems to be picking up steam:

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First of all that petition actually implicated the HRO statute's classic concern for physical safety given the superchatter's murder fantasy that Aaron and April were talking about, and secondly that petition was settled by Aaron's voluntary stipulation, not contested to the bitter end. Neither would be the case with a petition against Nick.

Looks like no one cares about his Epopee to Mandy.
SAD.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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Ohhhhhhh hahahaha! Nick, that is rough, buddy!
You handed over the gold bullion for Melton’s financial gain, didn’t get a cent for your time, and now they’ve all gone to the bar without you!
Suffah Rackets!

Spoiler: Sperging

I'm reminded of the Disco Elysium, Harry DuBois sings wistfully to a quiet audience, mostly going about their own conversations.

its like the weird kid from elementary school your mom made you invite to the birthday party.

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

Nick saying the quiet part out loud about his marriage, oof.

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, QAYLA

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Only Nick Rekieta would spend money to fly to Vegas to discuss his sex life in a room full of fat aging men. The only thing missing is a visit from the only other person who could give him a run for his money for being the worst at practicing law, Russell Greer.

 

[Dee Reynolds]

"Did April give you permission to share these?"
"Yeah, she said I could tell the story forever ago."

So, only the story and presumably before she decided to leave the Internet for her privacy.

Interesting

Also she was like high AF “forever ago”

 

[Captain Manning]

I said days ago that guys will say some incredibly dumb shit to try and get a girl back. I still stand by that. I also said that unless he says he says he'll feed and 8 year old coke to do it, this whole thing will be anticlimactic. I stand by that too.

That said, the message about his willingness to abandon the kids to be with April is gross. I cannot deny that. I dunno how serious he actually was with that. Evidentially not very. It is unfortunate he said that though given that Nick leaked it and the kids might see it. I suppose you could say Aaron takes an L there. He'll have some explaining to do with that. Not to us, but to the kids.

Still, in the end, I don't know why anybody would fly to Vegas on Mother's Day weekend to drop this petty shit. This could have just been done remotely on a livestream. They do not care about him outside of what he can offer to alog Aaron.

And speaking of...

Now that he has outlived his usefulness, that part already seems to be picking up steam:


[X]

Yeah, if he's completely shot his wad with regards to Aaron now, he's fucked. Let the snaking begin.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Clips are showing up on Twitter of the event where Nick is sharing text between him and April. I couldn’t get thru them. So gross.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Gay faggot weens are threatening to inform hotel staff that Nick and Melton have drug-related charges.

Nitter
Melton is allegedly threatening people he suspects of secretly recording events.
If true, the fat pedo is terrified of Redbar and/or DabbleverseAnonymous alogs fucking with him. Topkek

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

That said, the message about his willingness to abandon the kids to be with April is gross. I cannot deny that. I dunno how serious he actually was with that. Evidentially not very. It is unfortunate he said that though given that Nick leaked it and the kids might see it.

To be honest I think that's a harsh read.

Firstly, we see one sided messages. I'm betting Nick's messages were mirroring his and I am guessing this is some weird thing where they big up each others wives to try and minimise the debauchery of the situation.

Secondly, even if you take it literally, Aaron is essentially saying that with April he could even get through losing access/losing his kids, but he isn't sure vice versa he could. I think people reading it as "April's life is more important than my childrens" are being disingenuous.

Now, does Aaron look pathetic in these messages? Yup, but he was likely writing them while Kayla was swallowing his load.

Their whole setup was disgusting. I'm not even convinced Aaron wouldn't do something similar again.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Melton is rapidly striking down clips of the show.
You vill pay $30 for the livestream, alogs!

Clipper DOOM alleged "MikaylaBella420" (Popular twitter page, don't know who she is, I'm not a NLOfag) was brandishing firearms at other attendees. "Muttering John" corroborates.

"TurbsMcGurk" reportedly has sources with video of the incident. Does Nick's PO appreciate him hanging around readily willing criminals in a mass-public area?

Wide shot of last night's attendees. Photo appears edited as the person immediately to the right of the man with a white cap is missing a head.
Edit: the head cut off is probably just the photographer being shit with the panoramic view

 

[Thiccy Smalls]

Most people would be spending this weekend with their families, maybe taking their wife and kids out for dinner.

Nick Rekieta instead treated himself and his girlfriend to a trip to Vegas to eagerly tell everyone stories about his wife's boyfriend licking his cum off of his girlfriend's chest.

He has his eyes on that LOTY.