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In Catholic Mexico? No, let's be real, he went to try to convert people to murderchurch-style evangelism.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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a terminal posture
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It's some kind of dedication to do 'lazy man' videos for 20 years that are more complicated that the actual recipe. He's even using the stupid Hidden Valley flava packet: the recipe on the back is three fucking ingredients and no blender. The use of cottage cheese in both recipes suggests this is an attempt at 'healthy' ranch dressing not 'lazy', yet who in the Scalfani household asked for this?
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This is one of the most disgusting photos he's posted so far.
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I saw this dish in my restaurant, it was in the toilet
Requiem for a Ween
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I'm to squeamish for this abomination. His abuse of ingredients disturbs me, I can't help but think of all the far more deserving and desperate people they could have went to. Instead this shit. Like watching a socialite light a cigar off a hundred dollar bill.
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Why is he not browning them before adding liquids and aromatics how is the oil burnt already how can he not fry a meatball for a few minutes before dumping shit in the pot
Why
Hungry Homeless Handjob
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Jack has such an uncanny ability to burn his food and undercook it at the same time.
Dondeld Dock
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As could be expected from a self-proclaimed Food Industry Professional of 15+ years.
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Why is he using meatballs instead of actual cuts of meat? The whole cooking method just seems complete botched.
TheMovieGuy
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This might be the most threatening thing he's ever made. His brain can't decompose fast enough.
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"Quite a dish, what do you call it?"
"The Aristocrats!"
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Why the fuck is he sautéeing, not satuéd whatever that means, meatballs in Merlot?
You sauté in oil or fat to create flavor. Then afterwards you deglaze with the wine to lift up all those browned bits and use that to make a bit of a sauce. It's like he gets part of the recipe but not why you do it.
Maybe it's because people don't like being preached to.
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Why is he still alive?
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It's either spite, a deal made with the devil or the Wendigo is puppeting his lifeless corpse at this point.
Marc
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I was going to say it's because only the good die young.
When I read the various reactions and attempts to make sense of Jack's or Kay's insistence on fucking simple things up for no good reason, it helps me better appreciate that the common personality disorders we're largely desensitized to observing in others in the course of our day manifest in some rather dramatic ways in the mentally retarded.
I've made this comparison before; and likely will again: Jack is like if the experiment in Flowers for Algernon was intended to instead make a low-functioning retarded man more retarded; just to see how much more obnoxious, disruptive, and destructive he becomes. If it wasn't for Jack's regular trips to the ER, I would suspect his skull of being filled with worms that starved to death.
When I read the various reactions and attempts to make sense of Jack's or Kay's insistence on fucking simple things up for no good reason, it helps me better appreciate that the common personality disorders we're largely desensitized to observing in others in the course of our day manifest in some rather dramatic ways in the mentally retarded.
I've made this comparison before; and likely will again: Jack is like if the experiment in Flowers for Algernon was intended to instead make a low-functioning retarded man more retarded; just to see how much more obnoxious, disruptive, and destructive he becomes. If it wasn't for Jack's regular trips to the ER, I would suspect his skull of being filled with worms that starved to death.
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Just when I was starting to think that Jack has been far too boring lately, he drops bangers like Vanilla Cottage Cheese Protein Ranch and Satuèd Medical Waste Meatballs.
I think Jack fits well into my theory that whatever Higher Power exists keeps certain people around as a cautionary tale for others. Or maybe entertainment.
I think Jack fits well into my theory that whatever Higher Power exists keeps certain people around as a cautionary tale for others. Or maybe entertainment.
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Why is the pot so tall? It might be in the pressure cooker, but then how is it half burnt and half raw? And how in the fuck did he burn the oil so bad it's caked on hard? Did he chug 95% of the merlot before adding the last splash?
I'll show this to my cook friend and give him a stroke.
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I think Jackass is "sautéing" them in an enameled cast iron stock pot
That pan is going to need to be thrown in the trash when he's done. That oil is burnt into a near solid state and the meatballs aren't even finished cooking yet. It's going to have a weird smell and give anything cooked in it afterwards a slight off taste. But yes, I can't believe he thought it was a good idea to post that.