Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[NoddingOut]

He started barking when I was talking to my friend about rekita, I think dogs have esp @Oxyjen

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[AltisticRight]

A bunch of men paid hundreds of dollars to look at half naked pictures of Aaron.
1. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
2. Aaron's half nudes are worth more than Kayla's nudes.

If the tickets were $250 each and 40 people attended, that's $10000. I counted a total of 17 photos of Aaron, only three were topless. This means an average photo of THE TOE is worth $588.24, or 11.76 KNUs.
If we count the topless ones only, it's $3333.33 or 66.67 KNUs.
A fully clothed average photo of THE TOE is worth over 10x of Kayla's nudes.
Just like being tested 10x cutoff.

 

[Neetness]

Helluva way to come out of the closet, Nick.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

If I had to pick which of the 3s body as my own, it’s for sure Aaron’s.

Melton literally has a hump on his back from his fatness.

Nick has the prototypical washed up, never was athletic, alcoholic coke head build.

Isn’t Aaron tall? I vaguely remember reading he was like 6’4 but I could have completely made that up

Nick has extremely gay tattoos. Even if he was a bodybuilder (lmao, I know) I wouldn't want that body, ever.

Simple. Aaron is the only person that ever managed to break out from Nick's control. Everyone else in Nick's life has been under his narcissistic control. His wife, his parents, everyone. Aaron was in the polycule, and was under Nick's influence, but ultimately managed to leave the situation because he realized how fucked up it all was. In a way, Aaron existing separate from Nick is a living testament to Nick's lack of control over the situation, so the greatest blow to Nick's ego and narcissism is Aaron. That is why Nick is so obsessed with Aaron. He believes that if he somehow 'destroys' Aaron, then he can retake control of their 'relationship'.

Drex escaped too. But he's keeping private so Nick has no way to attack him. Other than whining that he can't manipulate him because he's being ignored.

 

[Captain Manning]

2. Aaron's half nudes are worth more than Kayla's nudes.

Objectively so, apparently!

All together now... 1, 2, 3...

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!!!!

What is the official price of a ticket so we can properly gauge an ANU vs a KNU

If the tickets were $250 each and 40 people attended, that's $10000. I counted a total of 17 photos of Aaron, only three were topless. This means an average photo of THE TOE is worth $588.24, or 11.76 KNUs.
If we count the topless ones only, it's $3333.33 or 66.67 KNUs.
A fully clothed average photo of THE TOE is worth over 10x of Kayla's nudes.
Just like being tested 10x cutoff.

Don't forget the receipts for the PPV too! The one that has clips being circulated that Melton is DMCAing right now. Even against Balldoguards.

If Melton were't such a piece of shit, I would actually call him a magnificently evil genius for successfully bilking these idiots out of their money for this stupid shit. Ah, well. I guess it's still kinda impressive no matter who is doing it.

 

[AltisticRight]

>what did you do at Vegas last night
>I paid $250 to see half naked photos of a washed Minnesotan ex-radio host who now streams to 350 people on YouTube

 

[Melty Butter]

Hurry, hurry, Nicky. Your girls are on stage.

Edit to Add: Just to clarify, if there is a stream of this, I have not looked for it. This is a public calendar, and he said he had to get back for the recital.

 

[Pentamidine]

Look, I know it's already been discussed here about how these messages are erotic RP and fantasy talk, but I really can't get over the top message in the center column:

"I can't wait to talk to you about his need to hear about my big cock" - Nicholas Robert Rekieta

Who the FUCK sexts like this? Why is he turned on by this? Why is SHE turned on by this? If your sexual fantasies involve other men, they are homosexual (or bisexual at best). Getting aroused at the idea of another man asking about your dick or licking up your goo is fuckin gay. Before these texts, all the "Aaron and Nick were gay together haha" jokes were just funny jokes, but now Nick's straight up confirmed them as true. He actually WAS gay for Aaron and fantasized about it with April.

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And ofc this ebidance of goo eating being in the form of a romance novel penned by April means it's not ebdiance at all. It's just dirty talk fantasy. So Nick set out to prove that Aaron was gay but all he proved was that he himself is gay and April gets off to Nick being gay.

Great job, Balldo.

Sorry to self-reply but I had a realization - Nick's isn't getting off to denigrating Aaron. Nick is getting off to April telling him how great he is. Nick's self-esteem is so busted and broken that he needs CONSTANT affirmation and praise from his sexual partners. April's clearly into it, but I bet with Kayla it was more like "Awww of course you're better than Aaron, sweetie!".

It is INSANE how simultaneously narcissistic and self-hating this guy is. He's better and smarter than everyone else but if you don't constantly tell him that he gets sad. Also if you bruise his ego he will dedicate his entire life to getting back at you.

 

[bookers]

What they are focusing in on is the "barely burning career" point. That's their #1 thing with Aaron, and always has been. That his show is boring, and he's not making much money.

I feel like this description fits for everyone at this convention. real pot meet kettle stuff.

 

[Gator_Aids]

I just slogged through way too many pages to confirm what I already assumed about this event: literally nothing of interest occurred.

The released texts, even when aggressively pushed out of context only further confirm pretty much everything Aaron has stated to be true. Additionally, none of what they are showing on stage could have occurred without Nick admitting it was during the time the guy he’s mocking was fucking his wife. There’s no win here.

I’ve read posts saying Aaron has had enough in the past for an RO but I’d argue that what Tweedle-Kid Diddler and Tweedle-Faggot have done this weekend has done enough to get something iron clad now.

 

[Booby Jones]

Sorry to self-reply but I had a realization - Nick's isn't getting off to denigrating Aaron. Nick is getting off to April telling him how great he is. Nick's self-esteem is so busted and broken that he needs CONSTANT affirmation and praise from his sexual partners. April's clearly into it, but I bet with Kayla it was more like "Awww of course you're better than Aaron, sweetie!".

It is INSANE how simultaneously narcissistic and self-hating this guy is. He's better and smarter than everyone else but if you don't constantly tell him that he gets sad. Also if you bruise his ego he will dedicate his entire life to getting back at you.

I just don't understand how some guys can ever can take the words of a woman who loves you at face value. It has to be willing LARP or maximum delusion.

 

[Kung Fu Karl]

Alleged Dabbleverse superfan / denthead "Mikayla" threatens an unknown person at Hackamania she is carrying a firearm, skirting dangerously close to NRS 202.320, Brandishing a Weapon.
Nice work, Nick. You're rubbing shoulders at a convention tied to someone busted with $50,000 worth of cocaine, surrounded by out-of-state guests possibly carrying concealed weapons!

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Twitter / Archive

Spoiler: Full Unedited Video

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"YukiHaters" claims she is a SteelToe fan, and the recording person is "Misfit", a NLOchomo.

Spoiler: Third-person image of "Misfit"

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Looks very much like someone who would like Melton, and hang around schoolyards.

The rivalry between a cuckold and a pedophile somehow elevates to the threat of mortal danger.
Requesting our resident expert @John Andrews Stan for commentary

Makayla was a Steel Toe mod years ago, but she went crazy (if you can believe it) and turned on the Toe a long time ago, way before the polycule days.

 

[Melty Butter]

This is also going great.

(I have no context for his rape remark, and don't care; I assume it's bullshit.)
Also, three of his kids were in a dance recital while he was tweeting at Chad.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Challenge: Calculate the total weight of all attendees at Hackamania.
My guess is somewhere between an adult Humpback Whale and a M1 Abrams.

 

[Stiffy]

Look, I know it's already been discussed here about how these messages are erotic RP and fantasy talk, but I really can't get over the top message in the center column:

"I can't wait to talk to you about his need to hear about my big cock" - Nicholas Robert Rekieta

Who the FUCK sexts like this? Why is he turned on by this? Why is SHE turned on by this? If your sexual fantasies involve other men, they are homosexual (or bisexual at best). Getting aroused at the idea of another man asking about your dick or licking up your goo is fuckin gay. Before these texts, all the "Aaron and Nick were gay together haha" jokes were just funny jokes, but now Nick's straight up confirmed them as true. He actually WAS gay for Aaron and fantasized about it with April.



And ofc this ebidance of goo eating being in the form of a romance novel penned by April means it's not ebdiance at all. It's just dirty talk fantasy. So Nick set out to prove that Aaron was gay but all he proved was that he himself is gay and April gets off to Nick being gay.

Great job, Balldo.

There is no way in hell April sent Nick some of these ludicrous texts!
You can just tell by many of the big brain Nick "lawyerspeak" words alone i.e. "splayed" Also the common theme of adoration of Nick's dick points right back to himself. So there's really only a few possibilities in my mind.

1. Nick used April's phone, and she just played along in his narcissistic game for the coke rewards and a place to live.
2. BPD smear campaign by April after she left Aaron and split him to black. So in this case she would be culpable in any scenario just to try to hurt Aaron.
3. Nick spoofed her phone with some kind of spy software he bought. I've witnessed this firsthand so yes it can be done quite easily. The various apps allow you to have text conversations with yourself basically, but it will show the target's phone ID in the thread. I wouldn't put it past Nick to do this as part of his obsessive need to control the narrative that April couldn't live without him to humiliate Aaron.
I remember when those April Xweets started appearing thinking this sounds like someone with a split personality having conversations with themselves.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is also going great.
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(I have no context for his rape remark, and don't care; I assume it's bullshit.)
Also, three of his kids were in a dance recital while he was tweeting at Chad.

"Mom why isn't Dad here to see my recital?"
"Your dad is at a business meeting right now and won't be able to make it."
"Ok, good. Last time he left to do coke in the bathroom right as my part started and was really loud when he came back."

 

[Captain Manning]

This is also going great.
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(I have no context for his rape remark, and don't care; I assume it's bullshit.)
Also, three of his kids were in a dance recital while he was tweeting at Chad.

Reminder: Vito is at this fucking thing. Vito threatened just last month to rape Mint Salad if Riley tried to throw hands at this gay pow wow.

I dunno if his accusation towards Zumock is true, but it strikes me that every fucking time Nick accuses somebody of doing x, he is butt buddies with somebody else who does x. Or, worse, does x himself.

 

[Windy Moors]

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I'm 40 odd pages behind but couldn't resist playing Tic Tac Balldo:

 

[ash9990]

He will never recover from the humiliation. He thought leaning into it and making it into a joke would ease the humiliation. It’s so over for him. Just end it big boy.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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Challenge: Calculate the total weight of all attendees at Hackamania.
My guess is somewhere between an adult Humpback Whale and a M1 Abrams.

Where did this phenotype of fat, balding neckbeards with trashy snapback hats and glasses come from? It’s so loathsome. They’re always blatant and unrepentant pedophiles with shit-eating grins, like Vito and Melton. Imagine being a father and not only wanting to be around these people for extended periods of time, but to be liked and admired by them. Pathetic.