Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Ygolonac]

What's Karl's home worth? Could he conceivably sell it and downsize to pay this off? if he owes ~1.8M AUS all together that's seriously a big ask. He's got a young family, does the wife even work?

 

[McSneaks]

You can't take a TV or a washing machine but you can take a house because that's not required to "live comfortably". Makes sense lol

What's Karl's home worth? Could he conceivably sell it and downsize to pay this off? if he owes ~1.8M AUS all together that's seriously a big ask. He's got a young family, does the wife even work?

He doesn't owe that, you got clickbaited by a youtuber.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I caved and bought a bottle of that Dragon Sauce. Here is to Billy's wealth and well being and Karl's suffering!

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OK this one got me lol.

There is no way speedrunning troons are letting back Karl into their circles, is there? Even if Billy is hitler to them, Karl is the guy that lost and got humiliated by him, they can't ruin their own image by being around him.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You can't take a TV or a washing machine but you can take a house because that's not required to "live comfortably". Makes sense lol

You can sell your house and pay rent.
Owning the house is not essential, plenty of people do not own a house.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

I was only familiar with Bill Mitchell when I watched The King of Kong and AVGN Transformers (where he drinks the sauce to help him win) and stopped caring once Hank Chien beat both him and Steve Weibe, then other ones took over the game ever since. Never cared much for his achievements in other games because I didn't like those ones as much and Pac-Man was maxed out. I think calling someone who was good at a few games the "Gamer of the Century" was a bit much. Even back then people didn't like his attitude and how he didn't hold himself to the same standard of competing live. And how he would get free food at airports despite already being rich off of successful businesses. In addition to all the free attention Jobst has given him, he has also made him more cool and successful than he's been in decades. And I don't like that.

And Karl's response is to just get into more slapfights instead of making more speedrunning history videos or getting a basic job and maybe getting the ball rolling. Or even just some e-begging, though viewers might be fatigued on that. Just something, anything! No wonder certain countries like Canada and Australia are in trouble, their populace has become so complacent and lazy. Your wife and child are depending on you, Karl! Put the friggin fries in the bag!

 

[Ygolonac]

You can't take a TV or a washing machine but you can take a house because that's not required to "live comfortably". Makes sense lol

well usually the house is the last thing to go when the debt can't be repaid. From what little I know they are very lenient on the "live comfortably tools of trade thing" They probably wouldn't be able to even take Karls video games as they are in some way plausibly related to his working income.

 

[McSneaks]

You can sell your house and pay rent.
Owning the house is not essential, plenty of people do not own a house.

Plenty of people don't own TVs or washing machines either, let alone cars, so....

It's not about "essential" it literally says living COMFORTABLY

well usually the house is the last thing to go when the debt can't be repaid. From what little I know they are very lenient on the "live comfortably tools of trade thing" They probably wouldn't be able to even take Karls video games as they are in some way plausibly related to his working income.

The house would never be taken, it's the last thing and he would just sell it and likely make close to what it owes without losing everything else (minus his vidya etc.). Plus he'll just end up with payments so none of this matters anyway. It's just funny you can take a house but you can't specific other useless shit (and I'm not even referencing "stuff he uses for work" it's the actual things NO ONE can take)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Plenty of people don't own TVs or washing machines either, let alone cars, so....

It's not about "essential" it literally says living COMFORTABLY

And that means you cannot seize a house because a house is now a requirement to live a comfortable life?
Since when?

Look, read the law, understand that you can seize a house to cover a debt, and fuck off.

 

[McSneaks]

And that means you cannot seize a house because a house is now a requirement to live a comfortable life?
Since when?

Look, read the law, understand that you can seize a house to cover a debt, and fuck off.

I didn't say anywhere you can't take a house you blind faggot I said "you can't take a TV but you can take a house lol" and you came running in to ERM AKSHULLY

Are you saying a TV is a requirement to live a comfortable life? No? So you're making a retarded argument to defend something I didn't even say. I hope Karl sues you for plagiarizing his autism

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Karl's home is (or was) worth $2M I've been told, but if he sells it, where's he going to live? Can't just live in a homeless shelter, he has a history of being well-off and more will be expected of him. And selling the N64 and games, get real. He needs those for his income far more than the small amount of money he would get for an old console. Doesn't matter what your opinions on beloved old consoles are, they just don't sell for as much as new ones.

 

[Ygolonac]

Karl's home is (or was) worth $2M I've been told, but if he sells it, where's he going to live? Can't just live in a homeless shelter, he has a history of being well-off and more will be expected of him. And selling the N64 and games, get real. He needs those for his income far more than the small amount of money he would get for an old console. Doesn't matter what your opinions on beloved old consoles are, they just don't sell for as much as new ones.

He'll probably be living paycheck to paycheck for a while renting somewhere obviously or if he has enough left over to make a down payment on a smaller house maybe he'll do that. Maybe he'll move in with his parents. Who knows.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

where's he going to live?

He's a streamer he can live anywhere. He can live in a Mexican crack shack. Or just rent an apartment in an area with low demand.

He'll probably be living paycheck to paycheck for a while renting somewhere obviously or if he has enough left over to make a down payment on a smaller house maybe he'll do that. Maybe he'll move in with his parents. Who knows.

I think they're both dead now and he became estranged with them before they died.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

I'm not even sure Karl likes speedrunning anymore. He made videos about lawsuits with far more frequency and fervor than any of his speedrunning videos. Just seems like a chore for him. The take-downs of other people though, he just won't let it go! But it's time to move on and start recovering. Cut your losses and don't get pulled further into the Sunk-Cost Fallacy, lest you get dragged deeper into Dragon Mitchell's Hot Sauce Lava Pits.

 

[Ygolonac]

I didn't say anywhere you can't take a house you blind faggot I said "you can't take a TV but you can take a house lol" and you came running in to ERM AKSHULLY

Are you saying a TV is a requirement to live a comfortable life? No? So you're making a retarded argument to defend something I didn't even say. I hope Karl sues you for plagiarizing his autism

I think the spirit of the law here is you just can't take basic items if there is some alternative you could take instead. "don't take my TV / Washing machine when I have this guitar you can take instead"
If the guy doesn't have a home you can take, and has been brought to such ruin that the most profitable assets he has left is a washing machine, his only TV, his bed etc it's time to come back when he has something to give.
They are expected to sell their stuff ( including their TVs and such if they feel so inclined) to pay off the debt if they need to anyway, this law if for people who can pay more but are refusing to, so you have to forcibly do it for them.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

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Billy Mitchell holds an Enforcement Warrant for Seizure and Sale against Karl Jobst since April 29th. (Expires on April 28th 2026)

This means:
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There are some exceptions, but its a dire situation when someone can enter your house and take your guitars and drum kit to sell at auction.

The real question is, will we get a running list of items seized and where can we bid on them?
How much is one flat-chested Asian maid in $US?

>for example they can't take tools of trade
God damn it, does this mean Billy cant seize Karl's youtube channel and promote himself on it for maximum hilarity? I'm still holding out for billy forcing karl to promote the hotsauce though. That would be funny as fuck

 

[twodogsinacoat]

I'm not even sure Karl likes speedrunning anymore. He made videos about lawsuits with far more frequency and fervor than any of his speedrunning videos. Just seems like a chore for him. The take-downs of other people though, he just won't let it go! But it's time to move on and start recovering. Cut your losses and don't get pulled further into the Sunk-Cost Fallacy, lest you get dragged deeper into Dragon Mitchell's Hot Sauce Lava Pits.

It’s just the simple death spiral of youtube business. Passion projects take long hours for minimal return. Cheap gossip is fast and reliable. He’ll see huge initial returns on lying about being sued by the completionist compared to a 20 hour documentary on squeezing 0.03 seconds off a mario paint speedrun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he does more and more lazy drama videos as he comes to rely on the easy cash. It’s far too late for him to pull out now and his ego clearly won’t let it go. He will never be the same as before the lawsuit.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

There is a stroke of luck possibly. Markus Minecraft Persson is offering to contribute a large sum of his riches toward paying off the debt. Problem is, he wants the court cases to continue and for Jobst to win this time, so he might just be putting more kroners in Mitchell's bag. Man, between this and the sauce sales, the Mitchells are going to have a jackpot of gold by the end of this. They can't wait!

 

[Kenyaware]

Billy won

 

[Crescent Fresh]

Holy shit, 33 dollars? View attachment 7345063
Looks like the million dollars from Karl Lobst isn't enough for King Billy. Dude knows how to jew his audience good. No wonder he's a fan of the Kasino.

If he's using a genuine strain of Ghost pepper with real heat and a good amount of it in the bottle... it's not insane for a homemade limited SKU. I think he's building in the cost of shipping to anywhere in the US, but even then he's putting himself on the premium end of things.

It’s a limited run specifically to celebrate this, and he hand signs each bottle.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

If you squint AU$1.8M kinda looks like AUTISM, which I find apropos.