Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Awww, she’s adorably tiny!

Like a little manlet who got hit by a shrinkray, and is probably stomping his feet squeaking: “I’ll kick your ass bro! Don’t make ANGRY!”
Almost makes me want to pick her up and put her in my front breast pocket, let her ride along while I keep her safe. Like a yappy, angry little dog, afraid of the world.
 
Awww, she’s adorably tiny!

Like a little manlet who got hit by a shrinkray, and is probably stomping his feet squeaking: “I’ll kick your ass bro! Don’t make ANGRY!”
If this entertainment thing doesn’t work out she could pivot to be a welder at the shipyard in Halifax.

I worked in another shipyard, and there is always a requirement for someone 120# and 5’ to enter confined spaces and weld. The current plumper generation needn’t apply.
 
Nah, if she's smelly she'll blend right in with the dock stench of rotting fish. No one will even realize.
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Come on, man.
 
Remembering Ellen's fake abs from when she got them implanted back in 2021 and how if she had just actually honestly worked out and kept at it, she totally would have abs and muscle by the end of the year like every butch lesbian I've run into. Very manly of her to be super impatient about getting that ideal masculine body the natural way. Shocked she doesn't have toned calves at this point, someone must've forgotten to tell her about leg day.

Seriously, exactly how hard is it for her to get herself some weights and an ab machine and shit? She totally can afford fitness equipment to not hang laundry on.
 
I was on the Kino Lorber site and saw this on the front page, which immediately killed my love of cinema. God but this radiates misery, and not in a "thoughtful indie" way. (Marked down to $11 is a good sign, though! Probably! Also having a DVD-only release in 2025: All good news!!)

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Whatever she's taking to look like a man ain't working. Her face has never looked as feminine as in this pic.
 
Ellen has started posting on her instagram again.
First is a plug for a new book about Marsha P. Johnson. Includes Kate Strangio.
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Secondly, another plug for a podcast called Queer Joy where Ellen is going on to talk about her book.
https://share.transistor.fm/s/24dd836b (Interview)
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In this Queer Joy podcast episode, host Daniel MacIvor talks with fellow East Coaster and LGBTQ+ icon Elliot Page about the success of Elliot’s New York Times Bestselling memoir Page Boy. They speak about what Elliot learned from the process and how the book’s themes resonate with notions of home. Later, we spend some time at the Pink Awards, the LGBTQ+ Canadian Awards Ceremony, where Elliot celebrates his charity, Skipping Stone, the Alberta based trans and gender non-conforming advocacy group. Daniel has a lively chat with Skipping Stone’s founders, life partners, and proud Albertans Lindsay Peace and Amelia Newburt, where they talk about fangirling, a future without dualities, and the ineffable feeling of home.

Listen now at the link in our bio!

Queer Joy is a seven-part podcast celebrating the 2024 Pink Triangle Press Pink Awards.

The PTP Pink Awards are a national pay-it-forward celebration of queer excellence where community champions choose changemaking charities from the queer community to uplift and amplify.

Pink Triangle Press formed in 1971 as a collective to publish The Body Politic – a monthly newspaper that is regarded today as a game-changer in the queer media landscape. And in 1984 as an offshoot of The Body Politic PTP formed Xtra Magazine, more focused on social life and culture, lighter fare, available free in bars. And when The Body Politic closed its operation in 1987 Xtra took over as PTP’s main publication mixing arts and culture coverage with harder news stories. There were print editions published out of Toronto, Vancouver and Ottawa. In 2015 Xtra moved entirely online where it continues the legacy of the original publication with award-winning journalism that strives to be – as its banner proudly states – queering the conversation.

Also, new Getty images. Looking visibly worse every time I see her.
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