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Eh, I like K2SO even if he was underutilized and an obvious Poochie-but-successful.
He was funny the first time I saw the movie but a lot of that was just the unexpectedness of his lines for me. The deadpan doesn't work as well the second time you hear it, or when it's put into unfunny reddit memes ad-infinitum.
 
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In retrospect, Star Wars died the moment Finn took off his helmet. It was when Star Wars stopped being about fun and became about subversive racial politics. I know people who were pissed about it when the trailer dropped got made fun of, but they turned out to be the most vindicated people in history.
Not gonna lie, I had so many issues with that initial trailer and Finn being black was not one of those issues lol. I was more concerned with the fact that it looked like a fan film than I was with the fact there was a black person in it.
 
Honestly the fact that the Sequels immediately resorted to Empire vs Rebellion again with all the build-up to it happening offscreen so its just the same shit again. Like Return of the Jedi ended with the Empire defeated, only for The Force Awakens to immediately start with the Empire's return under a new name and they are strong enough to destroy multiple planets.

Like there was no adjustment for the post-Episode 6 world in the films, not helped by Disney wanting the Sequel Trilogy rushed with barely any time between movies, and Iger + the Star Wars story group not giving a shit. It's also not helped by JJ Abrams being a shitty writer who has no interest in the in-universe politics while just wanting to do mindless nostalgic action while leaving mystery boxes for others to solve with no actual payoffs planned.
 
Not gonna lie, I had so many issues with that initial trailer and Finn being black was not one of those issues lol. I was more concerned with the fact that it looked like a fan film than I was with the fact there was a black person in it.
Finn was the only character with a solid thesis for story potential. In the ST. Never forget about that one delated scene in TLJ which was the only good scene in it
 
Not really. I mean, they could've explained it by saying that they had a new clone template and the old Jango Fett DNA rotted away. That, or just have it so that Finn was just some recruit from some hillbilly, backwards-ass world, and joining the First Order was one way to get the fuck off that planet and get a life.

That, and a black Jedi Master gave Palpatine the ass-whooping of his life. Any doubts he had about carrying out Order 66 vaporized after Mace kicked his ass; if any Jedi had that same power, they could dethrone him before he even crowns himself. Hence why, in his mind, they all had to die.
The lore doesn't matter. The explanation within the film is fine, the problem lies in the real world where they were trying to subversive by casting a nigger as a Stormtrooper and then making him a hero. Every step taken for Finn's character in TFA was a calculated attempt to create a palatable black man that could fall in love with a white woman. It's no coincidence that race mixing became even more common after TFA and that JJ Abrams was Jewish. The final step in their plan to normalize the brutalization of the white race was to make it an inescapable part of a story that's an integral part of America's DNA. I don't like Ruin Johnson and TLJ, but his drunk, bumbling ass managed to accidentally ruin this Jewish scheme by having Finn link up with some Asian whale and having Rey get with a white man. That's why John Boyega remains pissed about TLJ, he was promised that the white woman would be his trophy.

If you can't see that Finn was an attempt to push subversive race mixing politics, you're either blind or retarded.
 
He was funny the first time I saw the movie but a lot of that was just the unexpectedness of his lines for me. The deadpan doesn't work as well the second time you hear it, or when it's put into unfunny reddit memes ad-infinitum.
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The lore doesn't matter. The explanation within the film is fine, the problem lies in the real world where they were trying to subversive by casting a nigger as a Stormtrooper and then making him a hero. Every step taken for Finn's character in TFA was a calculated attempt to create a palatable black man that could fall in love with a white woman. It's no coincidence that race mixing became even more common after TFA and that JJ Abrams was Jewish. The final step in their plan to normalize the brutalization of the white race was to make it an inescapable part of a story that's an integral part of America's DNA. I don't like Ruin Johnson and TLJ, but his drunk, bumbling ass managed to accidentally ruin this Jewish scheme by having Finn link up with some Asian whale and having Rey get with a white man. That's why John Boyega remains pissed about TLJ, he was promised that the white woman would be his trophy.

If you can't see that Finn was an attempt to push subversive race mixing politics, you're either blind or retarded
Why is race mixing bad again?
 
Not really. More like a children's movie from the mid eighties or early nineties, Goonies in space.
It felt like a direct to video Goonies parody that comes in right when the coming of age with children genre was dying honestly, since it's so by the numbers that it inspires nothing.

And while people outside of the polisphere do praise Andor, I really want to highlight that it by extension would be considered a middling to sub-par show not even 10 years ago. Its writing is functional. Its main character doesn't carry the show, so they rely on the side characters to do so. Its costs to what you get is fucking ridiculous and a testament to how fucking terrible entertainment is with its finance and asset useage.

It's being praised for merely not being shit. For being middling with functional writing. That is all it requires, and they can't even succeed here because they poisoned the IP.
Andor sucks because it is slow and doesn't matter: We know most of the principals live till Rogue One so that really takes away a lot of the tension of a intrigue-thriller.
This is one of the big things that just discourages me to bother with it honestly. Even if all roads don't lead to Rey Palpatine and totall ass ruination of it all, there's no tension. The only people you think about are the ones the show introduces since there are no stakes here.

I don't feel tension with Mon Mothma because we know the ISB won't mind scramble and ryona her to death at any fucking point. We know Saw mehrerra won't blow up and die horrendously until he whines "save da dream" in the kinda bad movie. We know Plankian Andor won't blow up until later. We don't feel concern when Bail might get caught because it's not until Tantive IV his death warrant was signed. We know all of this.

I will merely state that by having to cope with the belief that this and Ragu One are not part of disney lore to enjoy it is something I cannot intrinsically do. It is part of RatCo's lore, and these characters canonically die or become ineffectual cunts. Their dreams die in real time in Dave's shit ass Ahsoka show. Saw comes from TCW, which has Anakin know you can bring back motherfuckers from the dead and he remembers that shit, the Jedi should have had the knowledge to avoid Order 66 but happily embrace death, and it has non force sensitives outdo the pinnacle of Darth Bane's fucking 1000 year plan since Talzin uses actual magic due to Dave being a fucking retard.

I have the same sentiments for Warhams Fantasy's Old World setting. I don't give a fuck they brought it back because it's a prequel. I still have to know that it ends with a bitchmade vampire tarding out and letting the world end. That doesn't change, and it kills any reason for me to touch this shit, no matter how good it might be.
I agree with that guy actually. Skeleton Crew is, indeed, the best live action Star Wars property since the Disney acquisition. With that said it is NOT a good show but it's at least minimally competent and watchable even if it is just a regurgitation of every Amblin Entertainment film ever made and it does NOT feel like Star Wars since it is clearly based on a formula that became popular in children's movies that came out a decade after Star Wars.
I'd actually argue it isn't because they sort of fuck up near the end anyway. Long John Bootleg's pay off is nothing, and the minting stuff being known by the Empire and not exploited was dumb as balls. Andor at least is somewhat consistently functional.

Note that this is where we're at. Cheering for overpriced functionality, with small spits of "decent/good" thrown in.
 
I'd actually argue it isn't because they sort of fuck up near the end anyway. Long John Bootleg's pay off is nothing, and the minting stuff being known by the Empire and not exploited was dumb as balls.
Hence my comment that is not in any way actually good, just better than the absolute trashfire that every other show is. Like you said:
It's being praised for merely not being shit. For being middling with functional writing. That is all it requires
 
Why is race mixing bad again?
It dilutes your bloodline, brings shame to your ancestors, creates a child that's genetically father from you than another person of your race you're not even related to, your child will have a lower IQ than you, niggers commit domestic abuse at higher rates than whites, historically it's a sign of being conquered by whatever race the male was, and most importantly, it will kill the white race. There's a reason why it never consensually happened before last century and why it used to be white men showing their dominance over subhumans they were domesticating.
 
Honestly the fact that the Sequels immediately resorted to Empire vs Rebellion again with all the build-up to it happening offscreen so its just the same shit again. Like Return of the Jedi ended with the Empire defeated, only for The Force Awakens to immediately start with the Empire's return under a new name and they are strong enough to destroy multiple planets.

Like there was no adjustment for the post-Episode 6 world in the films, not helped by Disney wanting the Sequel Trilogy rushed with barely any time between movies, and Iger + the Star Wars story group not giving a shit. It's also not helped by JJ Abrams being a shitty writer who has no interest in the in-universe politics while just wanting to do mindless nostalgic action while leaving mystery boxes for others to solve with no actual payoffs planned.
The Sequels also invalidate all the hand-wringing Andor fans have about taking down tyranny and standing up to fascism. In the end, it's pointless, since the democracy you restore will be ineffective, and they get keked and wiped out by another group of Space Fascists anyways.

So all that sacrifice? All that effort? All that hard work? It's canonically all for naught. Luthen sacrificed the Ghormans for nothing. The Mandalorians got wiped out for nothing. (Note that they do not show up in the Sequel stories, so it's safe to assume they were reduced in power or the First Order managed to wipe them out or neutralize them.) All the hard work that people like Mon Mothma, Luke Skywalker, Luthen Rael, Princess Leia, and all the Rebel bigshots like Admiral Ackbar, General Dodonna, Crix Madine, it's all for nothing.

At least Legacy had the good grace to wait 100 years before having the Empire buttfuck the Alliance into oblivion. The Sequel Trilogy couldn't even wait until all the OT characters were dead.

The lore doesn't matter. The explanation within the film is fine, the problem lies in the real world where they were trying to subversive by casting a nigger as a Stormtrooper and then making him a hero. Every step taken for Finn's character in TFA was a calculated attempt to create a palatable black man that could fall in love with a white woman. It's no coincidence that race mixing became even more common after TFA and that JJ Abrams was Jewish. The final step in their plan to normalize the brutalization of the white race was to make it an inescapable part of a story that's an integral part of America's DNA. I don't like Ruin Johnson and TLJ, but his drunk, bumbling ass managed to accidentally ruin this Jewish scheme by having Finn link up with some Asian whale and having Rey get with a white man. That's why John Boyega remains pissed about TLJ, he was promised that the white woman would be his trophy.
Mace Windu and Lando Carlissian would like to say hello. One is a Jedi Master who had the power Vader lacked. The other is a space baron controlling what is a valuable resource commodity in the SW universe.

It dilutes your bloodline, brings shame to your ancestors, creates a child that's genetically father from you than another person of your race you're not even related to, your child will have a lower IQ than you, niggers commit domestic abuse at higher rates than whites, historically it's a sign of being conquered by whatever race the male was, and most importantly, it will kill the white race. There's a reason why it never consensually happened before last century and why it used to be white men showing their dominance over subhumans they were domesticating.
I hate to break it to you, but most, if not all humans who aren't black, are mixed-race. Whites, Asians, and others are a mix of other human species (like neanderthals) with homo sapiens, and the original homo sapiens were blacks.

The only "pure" humans are Sub-Saharan Africans.

That, and the white race is dying because they got too hooked on contraception and abortion, and the modern work system leaves little time for child-rearing. Notice that most of the other races don't have this problem even though they breed with whites and each other. The only other races who have these problem are the Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans, but the other Asian nations, as well as Africa and Latin America, do not have this issue.
 
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At least Legacy had the good grace to wait 100 years before having the Empire buttfuck the Alliance into oblivion. The Sequel Trilogy couldn't even wait until all the OT characters were dead.
Also the One Sith operate completely differently from the Banites/Galactic Empire and had very different end goals. It wasn't just the Empire Again, as much as a different manifestation of the Dark Side/Sith vying for power over the Galaxy.
 
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Who pushed the contraception? That's right, Jews.
It wouldn't have worked if white people said "no". Contraception and abortion is pushed across the world, not just in the West, but not all of the world accepted it.

Anyway, Lando, Mace Dindu, and any other Lucas era nigs weren't main characters and romantic leads. They were side characters. There's a difference. If Lucas had made Qui Gon or Han black that'd be way different from Lando and Mace Windu.
To be fair, Finn was practically a side character as well. Rey was the main character. Finn was as much a main character as Lando was. That, and he had even less dignity than Lando or Mace. Mace defeated the Dark Lord of the Sith in fair combat, something neither Yoda nor Vader could do. Finn was made into a complete joke who was literally rendered spineless.

Also the One Sith operate completely differently from the Banites/Galactic Empire and had very different end goals. It wasn't just the Empire Again, as much as a different manifestation of the Dark Side/Sith vying for power over the Galaxy.
That, and the Empire actually had popular support because the Vongforming restoration project of the Galactic Alliance was sabotaged by the Sith, causing the populace to turn against the GA, and the Empire just rode that tidal wave of popular unrest against the GA to knock them out of the picture. Just like after Order 66, the Empire came to power with popular support.
 
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it will kill the white race
Did the white race ever really exist in the first place? Like we treated the Irish and Italian's like shit in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.
niggers commit domestic abuse at higher rates than whites
You fail to consider the envirnment they grew up in.
your child will have a lower IQ than you
Does IQ tests really mean anything though?

Now back to Star Wars, I never understood why they didn't try to bring back Veers or Mothma for the ST because both of their original actors were still alive.
 
Man, why are we even talking to Glup about this? Is this really a conversation that is making anybody's day better? In the Star Wars thread?
Going back to the Star Wars discussion, because discussing with Glup is like talking to a brick wall, the prestige TV scene is holding Andor up as a paragon of good TV because the TV scene now is such a wreck, as I've said before. A typical Imperial massacre, well-acted and choreographed, would've just been seen as another OK TV show in another time, but in today's time where people crave even decent entertainment, it might as well be the closest thing to prestige TV.

In a practical standpoint, it's the Star Wars answer to Game of Thrones and the gritty realism fad, and in that sense, it works. Game of Thrones had very few battles, and most scenes involved people talking politics, but it still became HBO's #1 show for a while. Now, Andor has that spot after the Mandalorian crashed and burned.
 
Man, why are we even talking to Glup about this? Is this really a conversation that is making anybody's day better? In the Star Wars thread?
Because it's really funny to watch him ree about race in this IP he allegedly loves try to ignore how a black jedi almost ended White Boy Summer for the Empire. By the way, the part where Windu beats the fuck out of creamy Sheev and also Grievous both happened in the same period of time. So he has to eternally cope with how a man with the melanin to compliment his midichlorians is one of the best characters in the best movie of said IP... by his own words.

He also has to ignore and cope with how a black man fucking actually did end White Boy Summer by blowing up Death Star 2: Electric Boogaloo. While also trying to make Leia take a ride on his Millenium Falcon mind you. Man played his hand, and who knows? If they committed to Han staying dead in Return he might've pulled it off given Leia's fondness for a certain type.
At least Legacy had the good grace to wait 100 years before having the Empire buttfuck the Alliance into oblivion. The Sequel Trilogy couldn't even wait until all the OT characters were dead.
TBF it required a few idiot balls and the decision to go grimderp to get there. Also a random Tusken somehow becoming extremely ripped and not dead by Kenobi's hand to get there.
Going back to the Star Wars discussion, because discussing with Glup is like talking to a brick wall, the prestige TV scene is holding Andor up as a paragon of good TV because the TV scene now is such a wreck, as I've said before. A typical Imperial massacre, well-acted and choreographed, would've just been seen as another OK TV show in another time, but in today's time where people crave even decent entertainment, it might as well be the closest thing to prestige TV.

In a practical standpoint, it's the Star Wars answer to Game of Thrones and the gritty realism fad, and in that sense, it works. Game of Thrones had very few battles, and most scenes involved people talking politics, but it still became HBO's #1 show for a while. Now, Andor has that spot after the Mandalorian crashed and burned.
And the funniest part in that dark sense of irony, is that no one tuned in. It's just the ultimate display of how dead this fucking IP is due to their malicious incompetence.

And so they're going to double down on prequel jangling and Dave's slop. And the best part is that it only does slightly better by comparison. It still does like shit.

Industry is due and goddamn deserves the crash it earned at this rate; it's only economies of scale and massive investor fraud and lying to them that keeps the hammer from falling.

I only have sympathy for the below the line guys, which none of these "creative" assholes nor their union bosses give one fuck for.
 
Jews were depicted as the greedy banker stereotype, which surprisingly Star Wars avoided in the Muuns.
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Am i supposed to know who any of these people are? The redhead and indian dyke couple? Like have we seen them before? And thank god she lambasted some guy who we don't know for crying, i almost forgot men are weak. They start from the finish line of what narrative they want to push and work backwards.
Lambasted him for shooting her bedmate with a gun he shouldn't have brought.
Also,these episodes made it so fucking obvious that 90% of the imperials are white men while the majority of the Rebellion are non-whites.
Is there a scene with more than 4 Imperials that isn ethnically diverse? I get the men point, the ISB is mostly male, which tricked female viewers into sympathising with Dedra, despite being a monster.
Two/three of the most important rebels are ginger ffs.
It has been an obvious giveaway from the start that they just want people to associate the rebellion with pedo worshipping sandniggers who treat women and non muslims like animals and i'm fucking tired of it.
Saw's militia ended up torturing the protagonist, and were far from heroes. He's a violent petrol sniffer even in Andor.
Would it have killed them to have a Royal Guard or an Emperor's Hand pursue Mon Mothma during episode 9?
It'd have been cool, but it'd detract from the non-Starwars 'realism' the series has shown so far. And it'd distract from the pathos of Cassian justifiably shooting the Mon's driver/spy.. I assume the Imperials weren't expecting her to be able to speak.
In retrospect, Star Wars died the moment Finn took off his helmet. It was when Star Wars stopped being about fun and became about subversive racial politics. I know people who were pissed about it when the trailer dropped got made fun of, but they turned out to be the most vindicated people in history.
Did we watch the same film? Finn acted like an escaped slave straight from a 1930s minstrel show.
If you can't see that Finn was an attempt to push subversive race mixing politics, you're either blind or retarded.
Just be glad you didn't see Wil.
The only "pure" humans are Sub-Saharan Africans.
Not quite, that'd be the San Bushmen.
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