💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
MegaMax said:
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NO SEAN YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE YOUR FAT!
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"Andee, I am tired of your low-iq interventions"
 
Sneed Force One said:
Learning absolutely nothing this year, Nick feels the need to respond to anyone about anything. Even an obvious alog account named "KaylasUsedUpBox"
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I love when Nick can’t help but argue with low follower twitter accounts. It’s a sight for sore eyes.
 
TexOffender said:
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Nick shouldn't be making fun of his physique with the way he looks. Melton's fatass too. People are actually watching this panel with interest?
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They're really trying to make fun of how Aaron looks given the state of the average American, not to mention Skelly Rekieta & Melton Bitchtits?

These people are fucking delusional.
 
Nate Higgers said:
Nick calling everyone “dorks” and “nerds” reminds me of current day liberals who try to be tough/“edgy” when insulting people. They’re afraid to say “faggot” or “nigger” or any kind of slurs, so they have to resort to childish words.

You literally can’t get banned for using the word “nigger” on twitter nowadays.
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Nick is a faggot (likes men) nigger (abuses his kids, drug addict, and cheats on his wife), and dork (loves Warhammer, video games, and pedo anime and is also a skinny twink)
 
Beavis said:
I love when Nick can’t help but argue with low follower twitter accounts. It’s a sight for sore eyes.
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the stuff he argues with on social media is what he thinks he's above but doesn't quite get it. lolcow behavior. the stuff he blocks for hits his remaining brain cell. the petty shit is what hits him in his core. calling his kid a coke addict, while he has excused in his entire post downfall existence, can't really touch him because he has post-facto'd 1000 hours of excuses to guard his ego. hitting him in those tiny armor chinks is what gets him and that should be a lesson for anyone who alogs.

pointing out that he has to talk about every single meal he eats and how delicious and plentiful they are, in which he brings up nonchalantly but obviously, because he has some sort of physical identity crisis is the stuff that will make him literally change his existence. same with any lolcow. "HURR DARKSYDEPHIL JACKED OFF ON TWITCH!", fucking useless shit but it's all that people spam at him. same goes for any lolcow guy. gotta hit those vulnerable buttons.
 
So Nick's home already?
He literally flew out, cried about his boyfriend, and left?

What a loser
 
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Edit: I wonder what his PO is gonna think of this when, not if, he sees this. Also Nick, your daughter tested positive for cocaine, that in my opinion, on balance of probability, you gave her.
 
Sneed Force One said:
He was only present for half a day out of a 3 day event! Where was the epic, grand revenge against Aaron Imholte. You promised us all the scandalous details for a year!
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Vibralldo said:
So Nick's home already?
He literally flew out, cried about gis boyfriend, and left?
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"I had to be home by Saturday morning"

We all know he wouldn't have cared about Mother's Day or his kids' dance recital, so it sounds like he may not have been granted permission to stay any longer? Did he ask for certain days when it was brought up in court that time?

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He only asked for permission for the 8th and 9th back in Jan.

Maybe they granted that then refused any subsequent extension? If so, I bet he's fuming that he had to come back home and be stuck with his boring family when he wants to be in Vegas talking about jizz. He'll play it up like he came home because he's such a family man, rather than the fact law enforcement are breathing down his neck.
 
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Hellion said:
"I had to be home by Saturday morning"

We all know he wouldn't have cared about Mother's Day or his kids' dance recital, so it sounds like he may not have been granted permission to stay any longer? Did he ask for certain days when it was brought up in court that time?
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He said previously he wanted to do the full weekend, but he had to ask his wife and the court for permission. One or both likely said no.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Now that you mention it, he did say that he 'helped' people at the bank because some of them (I think they were black) had no idea what an overdraft was, and he refunded most of the penalties he could and vaguely helped them???
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That is standard at most banks for fees for one or more overdrafts. It doesn't even require a supervisor OK. And tbh most banks will do x refunds of overdraft fees per x months for no reason. So if he implied he "did something" by doing that, he's taking credit for basic policy/ SOP.
 
Hellion said:
I bet he's fuming that he had to come back home and be stuck with his boring family when he wants to be in Vegas talking about jizz.
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Back in January when he begged massa guv'ment to go to the pedo meetup, it was under the assumption that Aaron was "dead to rights on the felony" and Hackamania was his time to shine as the guy who made Aaron a felon.

No doubt he had a slideshow set up to show the timeline of how evil Aaron victimized Kayla with the felonious dissemination..........instead, Kayla got no mention, and to the unknowing observer, Nick's bombshell™️ text screenshots look like a male-male-female threeway gone awry.
 
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