Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RaptInPlastic]

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Nick confirms that butthurt dorks deserve bullying.

(Wasn't the privacy excuse nullified by Nick, Kayla and April's arrests?)

I don't have a degree in Dorkology or anything but I am absolutely certain that Rekieta is a gigantic dork. And a faggot.

 

[Tablet County]

Nick calling everyone “dorks” and “nerds” reminds me of current day liberals who try to be tough/“edgy” when insulting people. They’re afraid to say “faggot” or “nigger” or any kind of slurs, so they have to resort to childish words.

You literally can’t get banned for using the word “nigger” on twitter nowadays.

There's only one man I know who can say say "dork" with enough bite and bitterness to make it sound like a legitimate insult.

 

[RollingRock2]

Why are Nick and these dingleberries trying to create an industry about talking about an ex local radio host? I do not understand their infatuation with Aaron it's like looking at a cult

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Why are Nick and these dingleberries trying to create an industry about talking about an ex local radio host? I do not understand their infatuation with Aaron it's like looking at a cult

The law of unintended consequences will probably cut in at some point and Aaron will end up back on his beloved radio due to all the buzz these faggots and pedos are causing for him.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Iirc he mentioned going against protocol multiple times and reopening accounts after they’d been overdrawn. It sounds like he was a retarded mark who lost the bank money by being “kind” with other peoples money.

I have no love for banks, but I do hate retards most of all. If you’ve ever worked with a retard you know what I am talking about. The type that are late to work and have to leave early and think they are being clever.

Now that you mention it, he did say that he 'helped' people at the bank because some of them (I think they were black) had no idea what an overdraft was, and he refunded most of the penalties he could and vaguely helped them???

He said the one he got fired from was some small bank that he only worked at for 3 days.

Nick lies, and so is not the most reliable narrator. I try to disclaim whenever he is the source for a set of facts so people can make their own judgement.

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Nick confirms that butthurt dorks deserve bullying.

(Wasn't the privacy excuse nullified by Nick, Kayla and April's arrests?)

It is just as simple as 'rules for thee, but not for me'. Nick's principles are as flexible as a willow wand. 'Rights' went from absolutes defined by the CoNsHtuNtUsHuN! to being 'on loan to others'. Freeze Peach went out the window when there were more critical chats than positive.

Nick calling everyone “dorks” and “nerds” reminds me of current day liberals who try to be tough/“edgy” when insulting people. They’re afraid to say “faggot” or “nigger” or any kind of slurs, so they have to resort to childish words.

You literally can’t get banned for using the word “nigger” on twitter nowadays.

Maybe he is worried about his PO and the pending 28 day jail sentence? Minding his P's and Q's for a bit?

 

[Neetness]

The law of unintended consequences will probably cut in at some point and Aaron will end up back on his beloved radio due to all the buzz these faggots and pedos are causing for him.

I dunno, people don't like the gays like they used to.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Why are Nick and these dingleberries trying to create an industry about talking about an ex local radio host? I do not understand their infatuation with Aaron it's like looking at a cult

i mean with nick i can understand since Aaron did cuck him and creampie his wife repeatedly.

The others are just retards trying to milk the same audience of 20 people who care about Aaron so they don't have to get real jobs. they remind me of the people who hate and go after Eric July obsessively even though he's just a boring lolbert nigger because they're hacks who are too lazy to draw their own late comics *cough*EVS*cough*.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Where did this phenotype of fat, balding neckbeards with trashy snapback hats and glasses come from? It’s so loathsome. They’re always blatant and unrepentant pedophiles with shit-eating grins, like Vito and Melton. Imagine being a father and not only wanting to be around these people for extended periods of time, but to be liked and admired by them. Pathetic.

Imagine travelling to Las Vegas, one of the premier entertainment capitals of the world, and paying $250 to listen to a greasy skelly read his angsty high-school-tier IMs aloud.

There are so many things to do and see in Las Vegas that would be more fun that watching this shit show. You could press the button on a slot machine 250 times and guzzke free drinks it would be more fun and less depressing than this. You could pay 10 skanky showgirl sluts, all younger and prettier than April Anderson, to rub their titties directly on your face, complete with comemmorative selfies of the moment, and you'd still have $50 left over. You could go see an actual show with professional performers or visit one of the many museums in Las Vegas and still get some change back. I can't believe people paid for this wtf.

 

[Tablet County]

Imagine travelling to Las Vegas, one of the premier entertainment capitals of the world, and paying $250 to listen to a greasy skelly read his angsty high-school-tier IMs aloud.

There are so many things to do and see in Las Vegas that would be more fun that watching this shit show. You could press the button on a slot machine 250 times and guzzke free drinks it would be more fun and less depressing than this. You could pay 10 skanky showgirl sluts, all younger and prettier than April Anderson, to rub their titties directly on your face, complete with comemmorative selfies of the moment, and you'd still have $50 left over. You could go see an actual show with professional performers or visit one of the many museums in Las Vegas and still get some change back. I can't believe people paid for this wtf.

Is it better or worse than paying to fuck black hookers as one of your favorite e-celebs watches from the corner while your other favorite e-celeb teaches you how to thrust?

 

[1st Bowman]

Aaron may be a shitty fake cosplay boxer, but I would bet my life savings that he’d beat the brakes off Nick in a fight/boxing match. So him calling him a dork is lol

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Is it better or worse than paying to fuck black hookers as one of your favorite e-celebs watches from the corner while your other favorite e-celeb teaches you how to thrust?

It's probably worse, because in your scenario, while horrifying, at least one person actually had sex, instead of having a room full of people listening to fairy tales about how somebody had sex over a year ago.

BTW for that same $250 these people paid for Hackamania, you could probably hire a really gross escort to give you a blow job or at least a handy. Although you might just get robbed instead, so that would be worse than Hackamania.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Ummm...

Gay 90's by @uhoh spaghettios

This goes out to Nick. Enjoy!

 

[Tablet County]

It's probably worse, because in your scenario, while horrifying, at least one person actually had sex, instead of having a room full of people listening to fairy tales about how somebody had sex over a year ago.

What if the one giving you sex pointers was Andy Warski though?

 

[StannisTheMannis]

BTW for that same $250 these people paid for Hackamania, you could probably hire a really gross escort to give you a blow job or at least a handy.

I honestly think they were expecting April to be there so the hetero-adjacent ones could at least get a handy or an A-cup titty squeeze selfie to 'totally own Aaron'.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Why are Nick and these dingleberries trying to create an industry about talking about an ex local radio host? I do not understand their infatuation with Aaron it's like looking at a cult

They want the goo, simple as that.

Aaron may be a shitty fake cosplay boxer, but I would bet my life savings that he’d beat the brakes off Nick in a fight/boxing match. So him calling him a dork is lol

I wonder if you could get these two to face off in Content Clash 3. I know the event is less than a month away, but let's face it, it will be a bumfight either way. No training required, not when you could blow on the skelly and still knock him off his feet.

 

[MegaMax]

No, stalker child, it is you who will enjoy defeat.

NO SEAN YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE YOUR FAT!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This is beyond pathetic. I... I... I don't understand how a person can go much lower. Nick, do your family a favor and run away forever.

Nick proves there is no bottom. Just some bedrock you have to work extra hard to get through and drop lower.

A bunch of men paid hundreds of dollars to look at half naked pictures of Aaron.
1. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
2. Aaron's half nudes are worth more than Kayla's nudes.

AHNUs are about 4 : 1 KNU

 

[not william stenchever]

What if the one giving you sex pointers was Andy Warski though?

Warski screaming "AIM, AIM, AIM" during the money shot would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Captain Manning]

It could be seen that April wouldn't want Chad to fuck her, so the only way he would do it is if it was nonconsensual. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole "I'm going to fuck April" bit was being called a raped threat by the retards in the Dabbleverse.

Again though, Vito straight up said he was gonna rape Mint Salad. Not fuck. Rape.

Clips credit to @Harm

That was in late April.

And Vito is at that fucking convention right now.

You could say Zumock was wrong for saying what he said but, as far as I'm concerned, the Dabbletards are concern trolling.

Aaron could fart, and they'd make it about how he's contributing to global warming.

I mean, FFS, they love calling Aaron a cuck and gloss over the fact so is Nick.

EDIT: Fixed order.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

I honestly think they were expecting April to be there so the hetero-adjacent ones could at least get a handy or an A-cup titty squeeze selfie to 'totally own Aaron'.

I have no doubt Nick was going to take her, until his retarded scheme of keeping her in a fuck shack was leaked. But he 100% wanted to show her off to the pedo crew.