💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Delany's Donkey]

Why are Nick and these dingleberries trying to create an industry about talking about an ex local radio host? I do not understand their infatuation with Aaron it's like looking at a cult

i mean with nick i can understand since Aaron did cuck him and creampie his wife repeatedly.

The others are just retards trying to milk the same audience of 20 people who care about Aaron so they don't have to get real jobs. they remind me of the people who hate and go after Eric July obsessively even though he's just a boring lolbert nigger because they're hacks who are too lazy to draw their own late comics *cough*EVS*cough*.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Where did this phenotype of fat, balding neckbeards with trashy snapback hats and glasses come from? It’s so loathsome. They’re always blatant and unrepentant pedophiles with shit-eating grins, like Vito and Melton. Imagine being a father and not only wanting to be around these people for extended periods of time, but to be liked and admired by them. Pathetic.

Imagine travelling to Las Vegas, one of the premier entertainment capitals of the world, and paying $250 to listen to a greasy skelly read his angsty high-school-tier IMs aloud.

There are so many things to do and see in Las Vegas that would be more fun that watching this shit show. You could press the button on a slot machine 250 times and guzzke free drinks it would be more fun and less depressing than this. You could pay 10 skanky showgirl sluts, all younger and prettier than April Anderson, to rub their titties directly on your face, complete with comemmorative selfies of the moment, and you'd still have $50 left over. You could go see an actual show with professional performers or visit one of the many museums in Las Vegas and still get some change back. I can't believe people paid for this wtf.

 

[Tablet County]

Imagine travelling to Las Vegas, one of the premier entertainment capitals of the world, and paying $250 to listen to a greasy skelly read his angsty high-school-tier IMs aloud.

There are so many things to do and see in Las Vegas that would be more fun that watching this shit show. You could press the button on a slot machine 250 times and guzzke free drinks it would be more fun and less depressing than this. You could pay 10 skanky showgirl sluts, all younger and prettier than April Anderson, to rub their titties directly on your face, complete with comemmorative selfies of the moment, and you'd still have $50 left over. You could go see an actual show with professional performers or visit one of the many museums in Las Vegas and still get some change back. I can't believe people paid for this wtf.

Is it better or worse than paying to fuck black hookers as one of your favorite e-celebs watches from the corner while your other favorite e-celeb teaches you how to thrust?

 

[1st Bowman]

Aaron may be a shitty fake cosplay boxer, but I would bet my life savings that he’d beat the brakes off Nick in a fight/boxing match. So him calling him a dork is lol

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Is it better or worse than paying to fuck black hookers as one of your favorite e-celebs watches from the corner while your other favorite e-celeb teaches you how to thrust?

It's probably worse, because in your scenario, while horrifying, at least one person actually had sex, instead of having a room full of people listening to fairy tales about how somebody had sex over a year ago.

BTW for that same $250 these people paid for Hackamania, you could probably hire a really gross escort to give you a blow job or at least a handy. Although you might just get robbed instead, so that would be worse than Hackamania.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Ummm...

Gay 90's by @uhoh spaghettios

This goes out to Nick. Enjoy!

 

[Tablet County]

It's probably worse, because in your scenario, while horrifying, at least one person actually had sex, instead of having a room full of people listening to fairy tales about how somebody had sex over a year ago.

What if the one giving you sex pointers was Andy Warski though?

 

[StannisTheMannis]

BTW for that same $250 these people paid for Hackamania, you could probably hire a really gross escort to give you a blow job or at least a handy.

I honestly think they were expecting April to be there so the hetero-adjacent ones could at least get a handy or an A-cup titty squeeze selfie to 'totally own Aaron'.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Why are Nick and these dingleberries trying to create an industry about talking about an ex local radio host? I do not understand their infatuation with Aaron it's like looking at a cult

They want the goo, simple as that.

Aaron may be a shitty fake cosplay boxer, but I would bet my life savings that he’d beat the brakes off Nick in a fight/boxing match. So him calling him a dork is lol

I wonder if you could get these two to face off in Content Clash 3. I know the event is less than a month away, but let's face it, it will be a bumfight either way. No training required, not when you could blow on the skelly and still knock him off his feet.

 

[MegaMax]

No, stalker child, it is you who will enjoy defeat.

NO SEAN YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE YOUR FAT!

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This is beyond pathetic. I... I... I don't understand how a person can go much lower. Nick, do your family a favor and run away forever.

Nick proves there is no bottom. Just some bedrock you have to work extra hard to get through and drop lower.

A bunch of men paid hundreds of dollars to look at half naked pictures of Aaron.
1. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
2. Aaron's half nudes are worth more than Kayla's nudes.

AHNUs are about 4 : 1 KNU

 

[not william stenchever]

What if the one giving you sex pointers was Andy Warski though?

Warski screaming "AIM, AIM, AIM" during the money shot would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Captain Manning]

It could be seen that April wouldn't want Chad to fuck her, so the only way he would do it is if it was nonconsensual. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole "I'm going to fuck April" bit was being called a raped threat by the retards in the Dabbleverse.

Again though, Vito straight up said he was gonna rape Mint Salad. Not fuck. Rape.

Clips credit to @Harm

That was in late April.

And Vito is at that fucking convention right now.

You could say Zumock was wrong for saying what he said but, as far as I'm concerned, the Dabbletards are concern trolling.

Aaron could fart, and they'd make it about how he's contributing to global warming.

I mean, FFS, they love calling Aaron a cuck and gloss over the fact so is Nick.

EDIT: Fixed order.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

I honestly think they were expecting April to be there so the hetero-adjacent ones could at least get a handy or an A-cup titty squeeze selfie to 'totally own Aaron'.

I have no doubt Nick was going to take her, until his retarded scheme of keeping her in a fuck shack was leaked. But he 100% wanted to show her off to the pedo crew.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Hahaha, Nick was summoned by his Massa Melton, dropped off his sad little texts and his cuckold's fridge as a forced tithe, nervously jittered in his seat for an hour onstage then ran off to Harry Reid Airport same evening. He didn't even get a complimentary hotel room as a guest of the show!

He was only present for half a day out of a 3 day event! Where was the epic, grand revenge against Aaron Imholte. You promised us all the scandalous details for a year!

Where was this Illuminati hotel room meet with the inner circle of NLOchomos? Each of you sat in cuck chairs while reading about the secret life of two gay lovers?

The best you got was a handful of curated snippets of texts with no context! SAD! PATHETIC!

Did Nick receive a lukewarm reception at Hackamania? Not quite the welcome wagon he anticipated?

This exchange feels like Nick thought of his attendance as an obligation, instead of a privilege. No public thank you to Melton for the invite? No promises to come back next year? Your not a very gracious guest Nick.

Was there one too many probing questions at the bar for your liking? Did a Dabblefaggot with two brain cells ask why you let Aaron cum inside your wife?

Learning absolutely nothing this year, Nick feels the need to respond to anyone about anything. Even an obvious alog account named "KaylasUsedUpBox"

 

[woodedbag]

Again though, Vito straight up said he was gonna rape Mint Salad. Not fuck. Rape.


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Clips credit to @Harm

That was in late April.

And Vito is at that fucking convention right now.

You could say Zumock was wrong for saying what he said but, as far as I'm concerned, the Dabbletards are concern trolling.

Aaron could fart, and they'd make it about how he's contributing to global warming.

I mean, FFS, they love calling Aaron a cuck and gloss over the fact so is Nick.

EDIT: Fixed order.

thank god that it isnt even physically possible for vito to rape somebody

 

[arc minsk]

thank god that it isnt even physically possible for vito to rape somebody

vito trying and failing to rape a girl is probably funny to the girl. only person who is capable of it.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

AHNUs are about 4 : 1 KNU

Maybe I'm just a hack, but wouldn't a better name be Aaron Sexy Selfies, or ASS units?

 

[Gator_Aids]

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Challenge: Calculate the total weight of all attendees at Hackamania.
My guess is somewhere between an adult Humpback Whale and a M1 Abrams.

That's not an audience...that's a herd.

 

[Folgers Can]

In about a hour and a half (6.30pm PDT), the main event is the NLO segment, expect the hardest Aaron alogging there.
I predict it will likely include a liveread of the written letter Aaron gave to April.

If they think that's a way of saving the best for last, maybe they should have hopped in a DeLorean and gone back to a year ago when Aaron already spilled what sort of content to expect in that letter whenever it eventually comes out, and he more importantly already front-loaded the cope that its specific context and purpose was self-flagellation parroting April's criticisms of him that he thought she wanted to hear (regardless of whether any or all of them were accurate), in the futile hope that it might inspire her to engage in a similar assessment of her own faults like any grown adult ought to do:

The lack of agreement on what reality was - and listening to Camelot made me actually feel really good... listening to him say look, when you're talking to an addict and you're not addicted, your realities aren't even the same, you're in two different worlds. So when I would be continuously hearing "you're a monster," "you're terrible," "you're an awful person," you're blah blah blah, and you're sitting there and you start taking this rigorous personal inventory. You're like "God, what am I doing, that's so monstrous, what have I done, oh my God what am I? I'm a monster? I do this?"

I remember one time when she moved her clothes out, I made a list. I literally wrote a letter where I made a list. I'm like, "maybe these are the things she's talking - maybe I did this and the way she saw this was terrible," and I wrote down the worst possible things about myself I could think of, because I thought "okay, if I give her this, she will take the same"...

Keanu: You're like "I'm ugly," "I make Spaghettios terribly" *laughs*

It was worse than that, it was like "I've been too hard on you, when you ask me to stop being hard on you I may not listen, and I may just feel like I have to make this point, and it's a terrible monstrous thing to do."

I even used her words back to her. I go, "monstrous," "terrible," blah blah blah blah blah, thinking, in my brain, going "she will see this, she will go, 'oh, maybe I'm being heard, here's my rigorous moral inventory.'"

[Timestamp]

Call this sweeping if you must, but to me the above sounds like someone who legitimately realized he was being a piece of shit, took his Al-Anon sessions' Step 4 lingo about a "searching and fearless moral inventory" seriously, and engaged in exactly the sort of mature introspection, confession, and repentance that are necessary prerequisites to a proper redemption arc. Maybe it'll last, maybe it won't, but at least he went there.

In that sense Nick having this letter waved around today will not be the own he thinks it is, and if anything it's a self-own in that it just distinguishes and accentuates how Nick has never gone through any such critical steps of the recovery process and he never will.