Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

Hahaha, Nick was summoned by his Massa Melton, dropped off his sad little texts and his cuckold's fridge as a forced tithe, nervously jittered in his seat for an hour onstage then ran off to Harry Reid Airport same evening. He didn't even get a complimentary hotel room as a guest of the show!

He was only present for half a day out of a 3 day event! Where was the epic, grand revenge against Aaron Imholte. You promised us all the scandalous details for a year!

Where was this Illuminati hotel room meet with the inner circle of NLOchomos? Each of you sat in cuck chairs while reading about the secret life of two gay lovers?

The best you got was a handful of curated snippets of texts with no context! SAD! PATHETIC!

Did Nick receive a lukewarm reception at Hackamania? Not quite the welcome wagon he anticipated?

This exchange feels like Nick thought of his attendance as an obligation, instead of a privilege. No public thank you to Melton for the invite? No promises to come back next year? Your not a very gracious guest Nick.

Was there one too many probing questions at the bar for your liking? Did a Dabblefaggot with two brain cells ask why you let Aaron cum inside your wife?

Learning absolutely nothing this year, Nick feels the need to respond to anyone about anything. Even an obvious alog account named "KaylasUsedUpBox"

 

[woodedbag]

Again though, Vito straight up said he was gonna rape Mint Salad. Not fuck. Rape.


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That was in late April.

And Vito is at that fucking convention right now.

You could say Zumock was wrong for saying what he said but, as far as I'm concerned, the Dabbletards are concern trolling.

Aaron could fart, and they'd make it about how he's contributing to global warming.

I mean, FFS, they love calling Aaron a cuck and gloss over the fact so is Nick.

EDIT: Fixed order.

thank god that it isnt even physically possible for vito to rape somebody

 

[arc minsk]

thank god that it isnt even physically possible for vito to rape somebody

vito trying and failing to rape a girl is probably funny to the girl. only person who is capable of it.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

AHNUs are about 4 : 1 KNU

Maybe I'm just a hack, but wouldn't a better name be Aaron Sexy Selfies, or ASS units?

 

[Gator_Aids]

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Challenge: Calculate the total weight of all attendees at Hackamania.
My guess is somewhere between an adult Humpback Whale and a M1 Abrams.

That's not an audience...that's a herd.

 

[Folgers Can]

In about a hour and a half (6.30pm PDT), the main event is the NLO segment, expect the hardest Aaron alogging there.
I predict it will likely include a liveread of the written letter Aaron gave to April.

If they think that's a way of saving the best for last, maybe they should have hopped in a DeLorean and gone back to a year ago when Aaron already spilled what sort of content to expect in that letter whenever it eventually comes out, and he more importantly already front-loaded the cope that its specific context and purpose was self-flagellation parroting April's criticisms of him that he thought she wanted to hear (regardless of whether any or all of them were accurate), in the futile hope that it might inspire her to engage in a similar assessment of her own faults like any grown adult ought to do:

The lack of agreement on what reality was - and listening to Camelot made me actually feel really good... listening to him say look, when you're talking to an addict and you're not addicted, your realities aren't even the same, you're in two different worlds. So when I would be continuously hearing "you're a monster," "you're terrible," "you're an awful person," you're blah blah blah, and you're sitting there and you start taking this rigorous personal inventory. You're like "God, what am I doing, that's so monstrous, what have I done, oh my God what am I? I'm a monster? I do this?"

I remember one time when she moved her clothes out, I made a list. I literally wrote a letter where I made a list. I'm like, "maybe these are the things she's talking - maybe I did this and the way she saw this was terrible," and I wrote down the worst possible things about myself I could think of, because I thought "okay, if I give her this, she will take the same"...

Keanu: You're like "I'm ugly," "I make Spaghettios terribly" *laughs*

It was worse than that, it was like "I've been too hard on you, when you ask me to stop being hard on you I may not listen, and I may just feel like I have to make this point, and it's a terrible monstrous thing to do."

I even used her words back to her. I go, "monstrous," "terrible," blah blah blah blah blah, thinking, in my brain, going "she will see this, she will go, 'oh, maybe I'm being heard, here's my rigorous moral inventory.'"

[Timestamp]

Call this sweeping if you must, but to me the above sounds like someone who legitimately realized he was being a piece of shit, took his Al-Anon sessions' Step 4 lingo about a "searching and fearless moral inventory" seriously, and engaged in exactly the sort of mature introspection, confession, and repentance that are necessary prerequisites to a proper redemption arc. Maybe it'll last, maybe it won't, but at least he went there.

In that sense Nick having this letter waved around today will not be the own he thinks it is, and if anything it's a self-own in that it just distinguishes and accentuates how Nick has never gone through any such critical steps of the recovery process and he never will.

 

[DemsBNutz]

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Challenge: Calculate the total weight of all attendees at Hackamania.
My guess is somewhere between an adult Humpback Whale and a M1 Abrams.

Fat levels over........ 9000!!!!

 

[DemsBNutz]

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No, stalker child, it is you who will enjoy defeat.

This is the most entertaining part of this thread today!!! Now to add some ampersands just to mess with both sides..

 

[not william stenchever]

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NO SEAN YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE YOUR FAT!

"Andee, I am tired of your low-iq interventions"

 

[Beavis]

Learning absolutely nothing this year, Nick feels the need to respond to anyone about anything. Even an obvious alog account named "KaylasUsedUpBox"

I love when Nick can’t help but argue with low follower twitter accounts. It’s a sight for sore eyes.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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Nick shouldn't be making fun of his physique with the way he looks. Melton's fatass too. People are actually watching this panel with interest?

They're really trying to make fun of how Aaron looks given the state of the average American, not to mention Skelly Rekieta & Melton Bitchtits?

These people are fucking delusional.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick calling everyone “dorks” and “nerds” reminds me of current day liberals who try to be tough/“edgy” when insulting people. They’re afraid to say “faggot” or “nigger” or any kind of slurs, so they have to resort to childish words.

You literally can’t get banned for using the word “nigger” on twitter nowadays.

Nick is a faggot (likes men) nigger (abuses his kids, drug addict, and cheats on his wife), and dork (loves Warhammer, video games, and pedo anime and is also a skinny twink)

 

[arc minsk]

I love when Nick can’t help but argue with low follower twitter accounts. It’s a sight for sore eyes.

the stuff he argues with on social media is what he thinks he's above but doesn't quite get it. lolcow behavior. the stuff he blocks for hits his remaining brain cell. the petty shit is what hits him in his core. calling his kid a coke addict, while he has excused in his entire post downfall existence, can't really touch him because he has post-facto'd 1000 hours of excuses to guard his ego. hitting him in those tiny armor chinks is what gets him and that should be a lesson for anyone who alogs.

pointing out that he has to talk about every single meal he eats and how delicious and plentiful they are, in which he brings up nonchalantly but obviously, because he has some sort of physical identity crisis is the stuff that will make him literally change his existence. same with any lolcow. "HURR DARKSYDEPHIL JACKED OFF ON TWITCH!", fucking useless shit but it's all that people spam at him. same goes for any lolcow guy. gotta hit those vulnerable buttons.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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"Andee, I am tired of your low-iq interventions"

"A cuckold's game, the only winning move is not to play."

 

[Sloppa]

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"Andee, I am tired of your low-iq interventions"

Just call Aaron a Faggot.


Come on Nick

 

[Vibralldo]

So Nick's home already?
He literally flew out, cried about his boyfriend, and left?

What a loser

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Edit: I wonder what his PO is gonna think of this when, not if, he sees this. Also Nick, your daughter tested positive for cocaine, that in my opinion, on balance of probability, you gave her.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

So Nick's home already?
He literally flew out, cried about gis boyfriend, and left?

What a loser

Makes me think he didn't have permission to go

 

[arc minsk]

Makes me think he didn't have permission to go

this shit is retarded. he obviously knows that everyone is paying attention to him. he's extremely authority opposed but he's going to follow the rules. laugh at him for being a faggot or something else.

 

[Hellion]

He was only present for half a day out of a 3 day event! Where was the epic, grand revenge against Aaron Imholte. You promised us all the scandalous details for a year!

So Nick's home already?
He literally flew out, cried about gis boyfriend, and left?

"I had to be home by Saturday morning"

We all know he wouldn't have cared about Mother's Day or his kids' dance recital, so it sounds like he may not have been granted permission to stay any longer? Did he ask for certain days when it was brought up in court that time?

EDIT: Found it



He only asked for permission for the 8th and 9th back in Jan.

Maybe they granted that then refused any subsequent extension? If so, I bet he's fuming that he had to come back home and be stuck with his boring family when he wants to be in Vegas talking about jizz. He'll play it up like he came home because he's such a family man, rather than the fact law enforcement are breathing down his neck.