India-Pakistan Conflict - Land Of The Indus Versus Land Of The Pure

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Wow, look at that border gore... look at that long border with Afghanistan. Yeah no... even the "nothing happens" chud would say this country is fucked.
The Soviets purposely borderaped those three 'stans' by splitting up the incredibly fertile Fergana Valley between them, ensuring that they will fight wars over arable land and water into perpetuity and never be able to form any sort of geopolitically independent entity which could be pulled out of their sphere of influence.
 
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Pro-Russia/China/third world shill Jackson Hinkle is openly backing Pakistan on his Twitter:
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Only two months ago he was giving a relatively positive platform to an Indian nationalist journalist, Palki Sharma.

Perhaps he is just a schizo contrarian anti-West Westerner, but it will be interesting to see if more "multipolar" shills will champion (pro-China) Pakistan instead of traditionally (pro-Russia) India from now on. Russia might be mad its S-400 system has been shown up as being ineffectual, if the Pakistani claim a battery was destroyed is to be believed.
TBH everyone sane backs Pakistan because there are 247 million of them and 1.4 billion Indians. A Pakistani victory necessarily means less surviving jeets than an Indian one, because they need to inflict a lot more casualties to win. Less streetshitters is something that the world desperately, desperately needs.

The influencer that surprises me is Asmongold. For some reason I keep seeing his rat face in my feed soycucking next to some bizarre Indian propaganda channel. I fell for the thumbnail and watched one of them out of morbid curiosity and the comments were nothing but jeets simultaneously crowing about the inevitable vinctory and greatness of India and seething about its inability to control a tiny backwater (one whose insurgency is backed by a country which they dwarf by every supposedly relevant national metric)
 
The Soviets purposely borderaped those three 'stans' by splitting up the incredibly fertile Fergana Valley between them, ensuring that they will fight wars over arable land and water into perpetuity and never be able to form any sort of geopolitically independent entity which could be pulled out of their sphere of influence.
That's putting it mildly, it wasn't just mere border-fuckery; what the fuck is an Uzbek/Kazakh/Tajik?
Turkmens were easy, they speak Oghuz Turkic and were simple to divide off, the division between transhumance turks and city dwelling Sarts less so, but in less than 80 years two millennia of heterogenous multiculturalism was destroyed by Soviet social engineering. I'd argue the killing of Mawaraalnahr was worse a crime than the murder of the Aral sea.
 
nothing burger
i am become burn.gifmost of the subcontinent eats nothing burgers every day O SHIZNAP
because of the beef thing and also because they eat nothing
do you see what i did there
 
I do find fascinating that people are rooting for Pakistan and not India. Pakis have a reputation as inbred gang rapists and Muslim fanatics incapable of maintaining any sort of civilized society except through military repression and extreme bribery.

At least that was the stereotype in the 2000s and early 2010s. Now people are siding against india because they actually have dealt with scammers, Indian hyper sexuality and sheer ugliness.

IDK it’s just an interesting generational shift. No one would be rooting for Pakistan if this happened in the years after 9/11.
 
What I want to see, is this conflict get settled in E-Sports Matches.

On the Pakistani side, you'd have a guy who single-handily started the Pakistani wave in FGC:

Arslan Ash
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India doesn't have any notable E-Sports players to speak of, I think. The only 2 that come to mind for me is a Tier 2/3 Age of Empires 2 player, and a Counter-Strike player that got his entire team banned because he was caught using cheats in a LAN event, and the cheat was called WORD.EXE:

The_DragonStar
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Forsaken
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In terms of what games will be played to settle this score, I don't know.
 
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I do find fascinating that people are rooting for Pakistan and not India. Pakis have a reputation as inbred gang rapists and Muslim fanatics incapable of maintaining any sort of civilized society except through military repression and extreme bribery.

At least that was the stereotype in the 2000s and early 2010s. Now people are siding against india because they actually have dealt with scammers, Indian hyper sexuality and sheer ugliness.

IDK it’s just an interesting generational shift. No one would be rooting for Pakistan if this happened in the years after 9/11.
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Jeets get shit on the most because their population size dwarfs the pakis. There's 35 million jeets outside of India, compared to Pakistan's 8.8m
 
People forget that India is a socialist country. It's literally the first sentence of their constitution:
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lmao at the terrible page layout with words wrapping to the next line. They really do half-ass everything.

As such, they were naturally allied with the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics throughout the Cold War (officially neutral, but only idiots believed that).

Their current leader is a Hindu Nationalist, so technically they're a National Socialist country (like China, another socialist ethnostate).

Pakistan was propped up by the United States to contain the Soviet-backed India, which is why they have some older American weapons. India's history with the Soviets is why they're still close with the Russians today.
They're as socialist as China lol. Constitution also says secular... You really believe that?
 
People forget that India is a socialist country. It's literally the first sentence of their constitution:
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lmao at the terrible page layout with words wrapping to the next line. They really do half-ass everything.

As such, they were naturally allied with the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics throughout the Cold War (officially neutral, but only idiots believed that).

Their current leader is a Hindu Nationalist, so technically they're a National Socialist country (like China, another socialist ethnostate).

Pakistan was propped up by the United States to contain the Soviet-backed India, which is why they have some older American weapons. India's history with the Soviets is why they're still close with the Russians today.

They're as socialist as China lol. Constitution also says secular... You really believe that?

Considering that Ford's attempt to go into the Indian market resulted in $2 Billion in losses over 10 years, that's already enough evidence of how hard it is for businesses to actually make money there.
 
I do find fascinating that people are rooting for Pakistan and not India. Pakis have a reputation as inbred gang rapists and Muslim fanatics incapable of maintaining any sort of civilized society except through military repression and extreme bribery.

At least that was the stereotype in the 2000s and early 2010s. Now people are siding against india because they actually have dealt with scammers, Indian hyper sexuality and sheer ugliness.

IDK it’s just an interesting generational shift. No one would be rooting for Pakistan if this happened in the years after 9/11.
I for one am rooting for mutually assured destruction

 
the division between transhumance turks and city dwelling Sarts less so, but in less than 80 years two millennia of heterogenous multiculturalism was destroyed by Soviet social engineering
they also deported alot of germans into that region, just to have them all flee back to germany in the 90s.
they lost the majority of their useful population in a decade...
 
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