Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TurdThrower]

Ummm...
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Gay 90's by @uhoh spaghettios

This goes out to Nick. Enjoy!

It's like you were in the bunker.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick is now doxing Aaron's GF. Is this new lore?

I think we've heard her name before. But I'm not sure from whom.

Melton & Company. They doxxed Ann months ago. She lives about 10 minutes from St. Cloud, works, and sometimes appears in the STMS chat or DMs him funny quips about whatever he's talking about - he reads them out. She's the one who approved "Slam Piece" as her nickname on STMS as a joke. (Aaron asked for approval to use it.)

Spoiler: More on Ann

Ann does not want children with Aaron (this seems to be a relief to him)—she's 38, so Aaron's age this time 'round. They watch Lifetime movies together as a joke but genuinely seem to enjoy them. Aaron, who seems to be quite the romantic, is definitely smitten and has not ruled out marriage (his chat has asked). She finds the entire Dabbleverse nonsense to be exactly that. Good girl.

They've known each other for years. The lore is that she was in the running when he was dating April, but lost out. At first, it seemed like a rebound thing after Kayla and the polycule, but it's lasted many months.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Melton & Company. They doxxed Ann months ago. She lives about 10 minutes from St. Cloud, works, and sometimes appears in the STMS chat or DMs him funny quips about whatever he's talking about - he reads them out. She's the one who approved "Slam Piece" as her nickname on STMS as a joke. (Aaron asked for approval to use it.)

Spoiler: More on Ann

Ann does not want children with Aaron (this seems to be a relief to him)—she's 38, so Aaron's age this time 'round. They watch Lifetime movies together as a joke but genuinely seem to enjoy them. Aaron, who seems to be quite the romantic, is definitely smitten and has not ruled out marriage (his chat has asked). She finds the entire Dabbleverse nonsense to be exactly that. Good girl.

They've known each other for years. The lore is that she was in the running when he was dating April, but lost out. At first, it seemed like a rebound thing after Kayla and the polycule, but it's lasted many months.

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There is a real evil madness in Rekieta. He has that urge to contaminate, soil and plague everything he encounters.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There is a real evil madness in Rekieta. He has that urge to contaminate, soil and plague everything he encounters.

Could it be he’s still filled with rage about his father living in a different state when his son needed to be taught how to be a man? And his hatred for fat women started with his own fat mother treating him like a substitute husband while his father lived elsewhere?

Did he ever say why he and his mother didn’t accompany his dad to Minnesota? Seems pretty shitty to deprive a boy of his father.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

It's hilarious how this stupid retard thinks when he goes off camera for over 30 fucking times and suddenly comes back with an obviously depeened nitrous voice and nodding off and drooling on himself, that he is somehow conning anyone.

Dude, we ALL know what you're doing.

You are not fooling ANYONE.

No no no. Rama Rama is fooling everyone. He is much smarter than all of us. Let him cook.

 

[Lurking9e9]

View attachment 7346798"I got offered tons of drugs, but I didn't do any. I wish I was on drugs bish!"

Is the PO asleep or something? Who's offering their wife like a sacrificial offering?

Even he knows people there tried to get him in trouble with drinks and drugs, yet he somehow doesn't get the hint.
Maybe he is the one who can't pick up on social cues.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Even he knows people there tried to get him in trouble with drinks and drugs, yet he somehow doesn't get the hint.
Maybe he is the one who can't pick up on social cues.

Nick has always been desperate to fit in, desperate for friends. This is even more the case since so many former supporters have justifiably turned on him since learning he gave his 8 year old child cocaine.

Sociopaths do not like to be alone, so Nick will do anything to avoid even the appearance of friendlessness. Retards won’t notice that he’s snaked multiple people who were actually good friends to him, so he’ll continue to be surrounded by low IQ individuals like himself. Gosh aren’t we all jealous?

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

So, what did we learn? What was Hackamania? Well...



That sums it up for me anyways.

"Sucks to suck." - Glorious Kiwi Emperor, Josh Moon.

EDIT: added quote.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So, what are we left with? All the drugs has made Nick quite literally retarded.

The most simple solution and most likely.

I wonder if Nick would do Jenkem if he knew it was a better high and could pass tests with it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder if Nick would do Jenkem if he knew it was a better high and could pass tests with it.

He’s likely going to end up with a copro fetish soon enough, as porn addicts like him have to seek more and more extreme content to get their jollies.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He also “owns the haydurs” by flaunting non compliance with the government, and is betting (probably correctly) that it doesn’t make any difference.

It's a stupid bet to make, because he will inevitably take things too far.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hold on, Fagkieta gave Pedoton a picture of the ring and letter. What non-sketchy reason could he have for keeping it? Cause all I can think to explain it is creepy gay degenerate coomery…

He wears it on his penis.

(Aaron asked for approval to use it.)

Looks like a major upgrade from that homewrecking slut, but I question the sanity of anyone that would voluntarily have sex with people like Aaron and Skelly.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They should have called it Aaronmania.

I can understand why Nick is obsessed with Aaron and can’t get over him. But the fact that hundreds of other men are similarly fixated will never make sense to me.

 

[Sneed Force One]

A round of applause for Nick Rekieta for having the restraint to not censor this part, which is written proof that Aaron fucked his wife.

 

[Folgers Can]

"Did April give you permission to share these?"
"Yeah, she said I could tell the story forever ago."

So, only the story and presumably before she decided to leave the Internet for her privacy.

Interesting

Of course respecting her "privacy" was just another one of those "principles" that he defines as his "rights on loan to others" until he calls the loan due at any time, no different from how he used to pontificate about how any DV accusations against Aaron were strictly "her story to tell" so that he could sidestep any definitive statements about the topic unless and until she comes forward, which effectively left that an open question forever once she "left the Internet" and Nick insisted that everyone respect her privacy in perpetuity.

And then poof, now all of a sudden those "principles" were just burned on the altar of his manic tweetstorms' frantic scrambling for dopamine hits late last night, throwing her back in the spotlight with outright actionable statements of fact that could end up dragging her from the sacrosanct "privacy" of Lake Wakanda to a witness stand for Monty 2: Electric Boogaloo.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe has a chance to do something very funny:


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Unfortunately the biggest problem for a defamation case, aside from the expense that Aaron might not be able to afford absent crowdfunding or champerty, is that this could end up being another one of those "technically true" Nickisms where the transcript just writes itself:

MR. SCHNEIDER: Next, Mr. Rekieta, I'm showing you the previously admitted Exhibit 7, a printout of your tweets dated May 11, 2025, directed at an individual identified by Twitter handle @You're A Faggot [sic] -

THE COURT: Decorum, counselor.

MR. SCHNEIDER: Apologies, your honor. For purposes of identification, let the record reflect that I hereafter refer to said Twitter user as "Elmo." Now, Mr. Rekieta, where you told Elmo that my client abused Ms. Anderson, did -

MR. REKIETA: Objection! [hiccup]

THE COURT: Ugh... again, counselor, do you have an objection?

MR. RANDAZZA: Apologies, your honor, it won't happen again. I'll need a moment to confer with my client.

(A discussion was had off the record)

MR. RANDAZZA: Objection, vague and ambiguous.

THE COURT: Overruled, and I would again remind the witness to let counsel finish each question in full and then we can address any objections at that time.

MR. SCHNEIDER: I'll rephrase. Mr. Rekieta, when you used the word abuse -

MR. REKIETA: Wait what do you mean, like physical abuse?

MR. SCHNEIDER: Yes, fine, when you referred to my client's physical abuse of -

MR. REKIETA: I never said that!

MR. SCHNEIDER: I beg your pardon?

MR. REKIETA: I never said that! Um, ackshually [sic], all I meant was he emotionally abused her! It's so weird and funny that people read anything else into it, because I guess they're retarded.

MR. SCHNEIDER: Ugh... your honor, in light of this newly discovered evidence, I move to dismiss the complaint with prejudice as required by the Rule in Balldo's Case. If memory serves, the citation on that one is 10 northwest reporter page 68, or, forgive me, 69 rather. 69 is where it's at.
MR. REKIETA: That's what she said!

I am talking about the behavior by Nick and Melton in the last ~9 months that lead up to Hackamania.
My argument is that they did enough things that Aaron could have forced Nick to STFU and stop talking about him.

In combination, there's a pattern of conduct here, not just scurrilous abuse of some random person otherwise unconnected.

Fortunately debating the finer points of balancing First Amendment rights against narrowly protected privacy interests would be moot now anyway, since this dipshit's tweetstorm last night just went ahead and squarely implicated classic safety interests that the HRO statute was made for anyway. Obviously there's no unironic explicit threat and his usual "never said that" pilpul and/or "just jokes" defense would even be right, but as a practical matter almost any judge would just look at the last nine months of sheer lunacy and take Aaron at his word about any intimidating effect of this shit:


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[RaptInPlastic]

Obviously there's no unironic explicit threat and his usual "never said that" pilpul and/or "just jokes" defense would even be right, but as a practical matter almost any judge would just look at the last nine months of sheer lunacy and take Aaron at his word about any intimidating effect of this shit:

Aaron seems very selfish but he might have enough empathy for his children, girlfriend, family and so on to consider that it isn't just him being affected by Rekieta's cyberstalking, harassment and violent language. For the sake of those around him it's looking like it's time to legally take Rekieta to the cuck shed and not in a funny and weird way. In a very real legally enforcable way.

 

[Tomato flowers]

Everyone shits on Aaron but the ladies sure seem to line up for him. I think these faggots are just jealous.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Fortunately debating the finer points of balancing First Amendment rights against narrowly protected privacy interests would be moot now anyway, since this dipshit's tweetstorm last night just went ahead and squarely implicated classic safety interests that the HRO statute was made for anyway.

Yeah, I saw no point having an extensive discussion on the topic in this thread. We have enough stuff to laugh about.
I thought Melton talking about "the things he received from Nick" and saying stuff like "Aaron should be very very afraid of what we have", as well as insinuating that they had access to Aaron's home security system, would have been enough to get a HRO.

But Nick is finally going completely insane. Like because his big victory lap in Vegas turned out to be another dud, and people are mocking him even more.
Those latest statements are on another level entirely.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

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What, he expects a fucking medal for doing the things that every other normal person on the face of the earth does practically every day? Talk about setting a low fucking bar for yourself.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

How do people in the "Dabbleverse" even exist without just committing suicide? Why do these people even exist?

I'd say it's the same for any sad loser that starts to alog someone in any cow community. They find some figure to set the bar of pathetic so low that even they think they are better so they don't realize their own rock bottom because they always think "at least I'm not that guy". In the Dabbleverse's case it's Stuttering John Melendez. A guy who arguably had a pretty good life despite being a total fuck up with absolutely no talent or ability. Part of the biggest talk radio show at the time, became an announcer on The Tonight Show and kept collecting a check when they quickly shoved him into backstage work, released a music album, appeared in movies and tv shows. But because he pissed everything away and gets drunk yelling about Trump on youtube the Dabbleverse came together to point their fingers and won't let it go several years past the point of being funny any more. Even when John tried to go away they all just moved on to Chad Zumock, then Aaron, and even literal retards in their own community like Ray Devito and Joey C. It's never going to end because like you said, once they look at themselves they'd commit suicide, so they have to keep looking for other retards to feel better about themselves.